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darkphoenix181
11/21/19 2:02:17 PM
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You are walking outside one day when the day begins to get dark and you feel a chill. You look into the sky a giant massive horror that can only be described as a giant "ball" perhaps, of boobs is floating over you and the sky is flashing lightning.

A man near you is acting crazy and announces the entity has taken over his mind so that he is its prophet. The entity has found affection with you and wants to mate.

Your car is filled with fuel and you have an rpg in your trunk. Across from you is also an entrance a complex tunnel system designed to withstand nuclear blasts.
You could also run for it as there is an airplane strip just past where the entity is hovering.

What do you do?

You also have a smartphone already logged into gamefaqs in your butt pocket.
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Foppe
11/21/19 2:03:57 PM
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I touch it with my right hand, and it dies in a gigantic orgasm.

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Mistere Man
11/21/19 2:04:19 PM
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(Starts porn music)
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darkphoenix181
11/21/19 2:04:37 PM
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Highwind07 posted...
So uh....where do you insert it if it is just made out of boobs?


Knowing how it has sex might possibly drive you mad or kill you.
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pkmnlord
11/21/19 2:06:48 PM
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Hell yes, GIVE IT TO ME.

GIVE ME THE WHOLE MASS OF TIT(S)
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UnfairRepresent
11/21/19 2:08:30 PM
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A giant ball of tits would just be an incoherant mess as an entity
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darkphoenix181
11/21/19 2:09:28 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
A giant ball of tits would just be an incoherant mess as an entity


You just jelly I thought it up and made this hypothetical create your own adventure that is sexy, scary and intriguing.
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Mistere Man
11/21/19 2:10:28 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
A giant ball of tits would just be an incoherant mess as an entity

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V122fNsJkxQ
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darkphoenix181
11/21/19 2:31:05 PM
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Mistere Man posted...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V122fNsJkxQ


Not sure I want to click this
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Mistere Man
11/21/19 2:34:40 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
Mistere Man posted...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V122fNsJkxQ


Not sure I want to click this

It says

Why are you messing with the fantasy?

We know about the reality.

Dont ruin the fantasy ok?
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