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SomeLikeItHoth
11/21/19 2:22:39 AM
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1 billion u.s. dollars but you must survive on the planet Tatooine for a whole decade. If you die on tatooine you die on earth. If you survive you get the money in a secure bank account no questions asked and you return to the day you left. Do you take the deal?

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Paper_Okami
11/21/19 2:28:39 AM
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just keep to myself, don't cause trouble, don't leave the city i'm in
might be kinda fun, not like i'm enjoying life here on earth

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ASithLord7
11/21/19 3:27:33 AM
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Paper_Okami posted...
just keep to myself, don't cause trouble, don't leave the city i'm in
might be kinda fun, not like i'm enjoying life here on earth

Why are all the communists on this site almost comically depressed and hate life. Like literally every single one
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Paper_Okami
11/21/19 3:31:45 AM
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ASithLord7 posted...
Why are all the communists on this site almost comically depressed and hate life. Like literally every single one


have you seen earth?
Why are you always such a fucking asshole
the fuck i ever do to you?

really cool that my depression is comical to you

not surprised that a weirdo who keeps spreadsheets on a dying gaming site attacks people like this for no reason

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MabusIncarnate
11/21/19 3:32:12 AM
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But TC, he doesn't like you. I don't like you either.

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
11/21/19 3:36:08 AM
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Sure
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DrizztLink
11/21/19 3:39:53 AM
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I came here to kick ass and pick up some power converters.

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aki_sora
11/21/19 4:48:13 AM
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Deal
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Reverend_Wilson
11/21/19 4:53:06 AM
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Do I age? I wouldn't mind doing it, but I don't want to be 10 years older than my girlfriend when I return on the same day.
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Ilishe
11/21/19 5:05:18 AM
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No

It's an alien planet known for being inhospitable and full of violent criminals.

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jumi
11/21/19 6:10:25 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
But TC, he doesn't like you. I don't like you either.


*cuts off your arm*
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ASithLord7
11/21/19 10:45:55 AM
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Paper_Okami posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
Why are all the communists on this site almost comically depressed and hate life. Like literally every single one


have you seen earth?
Why are you always such a fucking asshole
the fuck i ever do to you?

really cool that my depression is comical to you

not surprised that a weirdo who keeps spreadsheets on a dying gaming site attacks people like this for no reason

Spreadsheets? Uhhhhhh
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DevsBro
11/21/19 10:49:35 AM
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ASithLord7 posted...
Why are all the communists on this site almost comically depressed and hate life. Like literally every single one
How dare you call me a communist

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Shablagoo
11/21/19 10:52:23 AM
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Paper_Okami posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
Why are all the communists on this site almost comically depressed and hate life. Like literally every single one


have you seen earth?

Not outside his office at fathers firm.
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ASithLord7
11/21/19 11:15:04 AM
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Shablagoo posted...
Paper_Okami posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
Why are all the communists on this site almost comically depressed and hate life. Like literally every single one


have you seen earth?

Not outside his office at fathers firm.

Sounds cushy. When did I get this job?
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Shablagoo
11/21/19 11:35:41 AM
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The minute you laughed at someone and insulted them for having an illness. Hired you on the spot for that, I heard.
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ASithLord7
11/21/19 11:38:58 AM
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Shablagoo posted...
The minute you laughed at someone and insulted them for having an illness. Hired you on the spot for that, I heard.

Theres a difference between being depressed and having depression. But I do find it interesting that every edgy teenage communist here hates life and the world so much. Would help if they got out and saw a bit of it.
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darkphoenix181
11/21/19 11:42:54 AM
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Does being frozen in carbonite count?

Step 1: find a manadlorian and pay them to freeze me and drop it somewhere no one will find it

Step 2: wait 10 years in frozen stasis

Step 3: wake up on earth like it was only a few days ago I left and now I am billionaire
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Paper_Okami
11/21/19 3:18:43 PM
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ASithLord7 posted...
Theres a difference between being depressed and having depression. But I do find it interesting that every edgy teenage communist here hates life and the world so much. Would help if they got out and saw a bit of it.


i have literal diagnosed major depression
i'm not a teenager

maybe don't make dumbass assumptions about people you don't know

but keep thinking you're in the right for laughing at me and insulting me for being depressed
you're a real progressive

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Gobstoppers12
11/21/19 3:22:59 PM
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This topic is a fun read. On topic, sure, I'll do it. Just stay out of mos eisley.
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Shablagoo
11/22/19 8:37:27 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
Does being frozen in carbonite count?

Step 1: find a manadlorian and pay them to freeze me and drop it somewhere no one will find it

Step 2: wait 10 years in frozen stasis

Step 3: wake up on earth like it was only a few days ago I left and now I am billionaire

Heh, clever solution. Personally Id like to explore the world but yeah itd probably end in my untimely death.
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BillyKidd
11/22/19 8:41:30 PM
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pass. Being dropped off on another planet with no money and expect to live 10 years there, that ain't happening.
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