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Frostmourne
11/16/19 5:18:40 AM
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No form of paper present. And i'm the only one in the store right now? What should i do? :(

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BlockAddition
11/16/19 5:23:22 AM
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If you bothered with underwear this wouldn't be an issue
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YugiNoob
11/16/19 5:43:08 AM
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Since youre the only one there, just confidently waltz into the other restroom and take a roll.
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Chicken
11/16/19 5:46:21 AM
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Frostmourne posted...
Frostmourne hungers.

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Error1355
11/16/19 6:21:23 AM
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Time to cup the toilet water into your butt and scrub.

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CharlesBronson
11/16/19 6:26:13 AM
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YugiNoob posted...
Since youre the only one there, just confidently waltz into the other restroom and take a roll.
to me "no form of paper present" means there's no toilet paper in the whole store because the idiot managers forgot to order it and even if they did the minimum wage employees would have been to lazy to put it on the roll, thanks
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QuantumTheory
11/16/19 7:52:45 AM
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Wipe your ass with your phone.
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Alucard188
11/16/19 7:53:46 AM
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Time to go to the forest and grab a pine cone.

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AlisLandale
11/16/19 7:54:35 AM
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Any seat covers? Maybe sneak into the the next stall?

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masticatingman
11/16/19 8:02:44 AM
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Has happened to me at work before. Had to sneak into next stall.
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Cheater87
11/16/19 8:04:02 AM
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Not even a toilet seat paper?

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EzeDoesIt
11/16/19 8:06:16 AM
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rip Man Fuck shot up to 97 missing squares of toilet paper

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YourDrunkFather
11/16/19 8:50:57 AM
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Be a man

Use your hand

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kingdrake2
11/16/19 9:22:54 AM
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YourDrunkFather posted...
Be a man

Use your hand


they're going to know and there's going to be lots of fecal matter (all over his hand).
won't even come out with the strongest soaps they got in that restroom

fucking manager why he do this to me.
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J03can
11/16/19 9:31:15 AM
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EzeDoesIt posted...
rip Man Fuck shot up to 97 missing squares of toilet paper



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Frostmourne
11/16/19 9:39:39 AM
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Well i was able to come across some paper. Had walk back into the kitchen to get some white cloths. Yeah i walked back there with a dirty ass. Luckily there was only two of us. The one that left me hanging had to go buy f**ing cigs. <_<

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Zelda_Aran
11/16/19 9:47:55 AM
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P-P-Paper, please!
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VTBM
11/16/19 9:58:18 AM
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BignutzisBack
11/16/19 10:09:21 AM
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QuantumTheory
11/16/19 9:04:09 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
YourDrunkFather posted...
Be a man

Use your hand


they're going to know and there's going to be lots of fecal matter (all over his hand).
won't even come out with the strongest soaps they got in that restroom

fucking manager why he do this to me.


Is TC one of your alts?
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tripleh213
11/16/19 9:14:53 PM
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J03can posted...
EzeDoesIt posted...
rip Man Fuck shot up to 97 missing squares of toilet paper



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uwnim
11/16/19 9:27:57 PM
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Go to the sink and wash it instead.

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Christian RULES
11/16/19 9:30:42 PM
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EzeDoesIt posted...
rip Man Fuck shot up to 97 missing squares of toilet paper


LMAOOO
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Guide
11/18/19 9:48:06 AM
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Frostmourne posted...
Frostmourne hungers.

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