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Lokarin 11/15/19 6:15:57 AM #1: |
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Prompt: can a young earth creationist tell me where I left my keys Story: You can't. You can't get the same keys anywhere else on Earth, and there's nothing special about them. So even if you had those keys, you couldn't get into any Creation Museum. In short, they have no keys, and they cannot create their own. This is an important point. We don't have the keys to our creation museum. We don't even have a copy of the Creation Museum's book. We have only what you see here, and what it tells us is, "There is no god, there never was a god, and there is no god now and never was." In short, all these Creation Museum exhibits tell us is, 1. There's no god, there's no god now and never was. 2. There's no god, and there never was a god. 3. There's no god, and there never lolwut? --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mead 11/15/19 6:43:03 AM #2: |
The butt was phat! I didn't know what to say. So he was very excited. We went back to the hotel and it was very emotional for me. --- More malicious than mischievous ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lokarin 11/15/19 6:49:34 AM #3: |
Simpler format, bold the prompt
will ryzen beat intel, and win a game on csgolounge with the other team, that was really really fun. --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mead 11/15/19 1:01:25 PM #4: |
He had never been so offended. The two girls were not the only ones he had offended. The first person was the girl's mother, who had been standing behind him at the time.
"What did you do to the girl's mother?" He could not understand why she had not said anything. "I just told her I was sorry," the girl's mother said in a weak voice. She had a few tears in her eyes. "Are you sure? She said she was going to give you a slap," he replied. "But what did you do?" She continued to cry. "I slapped her. I slapped her a lot!" "I was the one that gave her a slap." The boy raised his hand. "The one that slapped her, is me." "You, you bastard!" The girl's mother said in a loud voice. --- More malicious than mischievous ... Copied to Clipboard!
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trodi_911 11/15/19 5:57:35 PM #5: |
Mario and Luigi are undressing each other when Luigi's pants accidentally slip off in their dance. The day my bum went psycho. I don't blame it for these responses. --- "What are you playing? Australian rules?" "Yeah. I'm trying to put you down under. 6 feet down under!" Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WhiskeyDisk 11/15/19 7:13:01 PM #6: |
Prompt: So there I was laughing and crying at the same time while vigorously fapping and trying to finish my ham sandwich when suddenly...
Story: ...my phone was off. I looked at the time and realised that I had been at the airport for 4 hours and I had to get back on time. But I didn't get a phone call from anyone, no one got in touch. The plane left and there was absolutely no word from anyone. It was 4am in the morning and my flight was leaving at 6am. I got on the first flight home, but it didn't take me long to get off and get home. This was the most embarrassing moment of my life and I would never, ever do it again. It's one of the worst times of my life. --- The SBA has closed for business, we thank you for your patronage Assassins. ~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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