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Prompt: can a young earth creationist tell me where I left my keys

Story:

You can't. You can't get the same keys anywhere else on Earth, and there's nothing special about them. So even if you had those keys, you couldn't get into any Creation Museum.

In short, they have no keys, and they cannot create their own.

This is an important point. We don't have the keys to our creation museum. We don't even have a copy of the Creation Museum's book. We have only what you see here, and what it tells us is,

"There is no god, there never was a god, and there is no god now and never was."

In short, all these Creation Museum exhibits tell us is,

1. There's no god, there's no god now and never was.

2. There's no god, and there never was a god.

3. There's no god, and there never

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The butt was phat! I didn't know what to say. So he was very excited. We went back to the hotel and it was very emotional for me.

'He's very proud of me, and when he first met me it was like, "You know what, I want to marry her." I was like, "Yeah, but..."'

Her first night with Mr. Jordan, who she met on a Tinder profile, ended in disaster as she was attacked by another couple.

'I was in this hotel room alone,' she said. 'I was in a room by myself. It's just so scary.'

A few weeks later she was back at the same hotel and once more she was attacked by two men who wanted her to have sex with them.

'I didn't have a condom on and I was very scared,' she told MailOnline. 'I told the guys that I was a virgin and that I

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Simpler format, bold the prompt

will ryzen beat intel, and win a game on csgolounge with the other team, that was really really fun.
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He had never been so offended. The two girls were not the only ones he had offended. The first person was the girl's mother, who had been standing behind him at the time.

"What did you do to the girl's mother?" He could not understand why she had not said anything.

"I just told her I was sorry," the girl's mother said in a weak voice. She had a few tears in her eyes.

"Are you sure? She said she was going to give you a slap," he replied.

"But what did you do?" She continued to cry.

"I slapped her. I slapped her a lot!"

"I was the one that gave her a slap." The boy raised his hand. "The one that slapped her, is me."

"You, you bastard!" The girl's mother said in a loud voice.
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Mario and Luigi are undressing each other when Luigi's pants accidentally slip off in their dance.

When Mario and Luigi are on a bed while having their clothes and pillows off, Bowser suddenly walks into their space.

The day my bum went psycho.

The day my legs went crazy.

The day my brain got brain damaged.

The day my mind got fucked.

The day my brain and soul became one.

The day my eyes became an eye patch.

The day my head became a skull.

The day my brain and soul were just a bunch of mushy balls.

The day my brain got brain damaged and I fell apart.

The day I broke down and I cried.

The day my brain got brain damaged and I got scared.

The day I cried and I broke down and I cried.

The day I broke down and I cried.

The day I broke down and I cried.

The day I broke down and I cried.

The day I broke down and I cried.

The day I broke down and I cried.

The day I broke down

I don't blame it for these responses.
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Prompt: So there I was laughing and crying at the same time while vigorously fapping and trying to finish my ham sandwich when suddenly...

Story: ...my phone was off. I looked at the time and realised that I had been at the airport for 4 hours and I had to get back on time. But I didn't get a phone call from anyone, no one got in touch. The plane left and there was absolutely no word from anyone. It was 4am in the morning and my flight was leaving at 6am. I got on the first flight home, but it didn't take me long to get off and get home. This was the most embarrassing moment of my life and I would never, ever do it again. It's one of the worst times of my life.
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