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Another_Voice
11/14/19 8:14:56 PM
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She made it to the trash can though, and sort of kneeled alongside it. I stood over her in a threatening manner. It took her a bit before she noticed, and she looked up and me and I thought she made a little smile, so I smiled back and smoothly said, Its never easy is it? And I do think she heard me because she looked kind of confused and said, What? And I said, I asked you a question. I expect an answer. And I tried to give her a wink but Im not sure I pulled it off so well I think. Anyway, she got up and went to the bathroom. I guarded the trash can for a bit but eventually a worker came and took it out.
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FuneralFroth
11/14/19 8:15:56 PM
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Nice
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King Rial
11/14/19 8:16:05 PM
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How many times did you get to whack off into the vomit?
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MarbyIsBack
11/14/19 8:17:11 PM
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King Rial posted...
How many times did you get to whack off into the vomit?

what... the... fuck...?
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Bandit_Keith
11/14/19 8:17:34 PM
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You should have held her hair back for her, but like way too rough.
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Guide
11/16/19 9:47:16 AM
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How many egg sacs do you think she can hold in her umbilical cord?

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CharlesBronson
11/16/19 9:57:51 AM
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Another_Voice posted...
She made it to the trash can though, and sort of kneeled alongside it. I stood over her in a threatening manner. It took her a bit before she noticed, and she looked up and me and I thought she made a little smile, so I smiled back and smoothly said, Its never easy is it? And I do think she heard me because she looked kind of confused and said, What? And I said, I asked you a question. I expect an answer. And I tried to give her a wink but Im not sure I pulled it off so well I think. Anyway, she got up and went to the bathroom. I guarded the trash can for a bit but eventually a worker came and took it out.


and then she left the bathroom and went home to chad and you went home and nutted in your hand sad fuck
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EzeDoesIt
11/16/19 10:01:21 AM
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Wow nice, I hope that happens to me someday.

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viewmaster_pi
11/18/19 12:33:05 AM
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BettyB0op08 posted...
Uh
CE's never easy is it?

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konokonohamaru
11/20/19 11:36:31 PM
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This is a topic
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ssj3vegeta_
11/20/19 11:38:42 PM
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MarbyIsBack posted...
King Rial posted...
How many times did you get to whack off into the vomit?

what... the... fuck...?

You aren't in warlame anymore
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GiftedACIII
11/20/19 11:39:59 PM
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ssj3vegeta_ posted...
MarbyIsBack posted...
King Rial posted...
How many times did you get to whack off into the vomit?

what... the... fuck...?

You aren't in warlame anymore

Intentional warflame pun?
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PatrickMahomes
11/20/19 11:40:02 PM
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fantastic topic

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Turtlebread
11/20/19 11:43:28 PM
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Handled it like a true alpha TC
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Delirious_Beard
11/21/19 12:04:13 AM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
is this a copypasta


deserves to be one
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Another_Voice
11/24/19 6:45:35 PM
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So?
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kinetika_
11/24/19 6:51:17 PM
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Great topic. Just straight up nonsense, but it was entertaining.
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OwlRammer
11/24/19 6:52:34 PM
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and you didn't offer to hold her vomit for her? that wasn't very gentlemanly of you, that's probably where you went wrong tbhj
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tamagucci
11/24/19 6:53:31 PM
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PtlessAgmnts posted...
FuneralFroth posted...
Nice
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Pogo_Marimo
11/24/19 6:54:10 PM
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7/10

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AvlButtslam
11/24/19 6:55:27 PM
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I'd have scooped some into a ziploc baggie and saved it for later
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Another_Voice
11/25/19 9:12:34 PM
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That's gross.
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refmon
11/25/19 9:15:26 PM
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King Rial posted...
How many times did you get to whack off into the vomit?

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SiO4
11/25/19 9:26:24 PM
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Another_Voice posted...
I asked you a question. I expect an answer.


Oh god I had a friend do that to me as I'm throwing up in the parking lot of small store. I'm just sitting there thinking 'Wtf dude? I'm barfing here'
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Fossil
11/25/19 9:28:03 PM
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MarbyIsBack posted...
what... the... fuck...?
LOL
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