Poll of the Day > A beatnik beat cop approached

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Lokarin
11/11/19 1:30:32 AM
#1:


He croons for you to put your hands in the air, waba beep boop bap
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Sarcasthma
11/11/19 1:44:30 AM
#2:


Ive been caught driving under the influence.

OF FUNK
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wolfy42
11/11/19 2:16:01 AM
#3:


I set free my inner butterfly at the officer and while he is distracted I quickly jump into a nearby police box and travel into the past. I track down the officer's parents and sleep with his mom, ensuring that I am now his father.

I travel back to the future and inform my son that I am his father, then cut off his hand.
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Lokarin
11/11/19 7:16:20 AM
#4:


wolfy42 posted...
I set free my inner butterfly at the officer and while he is distracted I quickly jump into a nearby police box and travel into the past. I track down the officer's parents and sleep with his mom, ensuring that I am now his father.

I travel back to the future and inform my son that I am his father, then cut off his hand.


The beatnik beatcop goes absolutely bongos! Wi chicka sha
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Lokarin
11/12/19 10:06:22 AM
#5:


A restless wrestler joins the match. He appears rustled.
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