Current Events > so i just made rice with my 300 dollar rice cooker and fucking shit

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for the last, what, 15 years since ive moved out my parents house, ive been using shitty ass 20-50 dollar rice cookers from macys and target and thought that this is as good as it gets

FUCKING THIS RICE COOKER MADE THE BEST FUCKING RICE OF MY GOD DAMN LIFE AND IM ANGRY THAT I DIDNT BUY THIS BEFORE

FUCK ALL THE HATERS SAYING "LOL I COOK IT OVER A STOVE"

NO

FUCKING

NO

THIS RICE COOKER WAS SENT FROM GOD. THANK YOU JESUS
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the best plain white rice EVAR

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Oh heard
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EXTREME!
RICE!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0OY9680sNk

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How was it different from cooking it on the stove?
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Who the fuck spends $300 on a rice cooker?

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Mr_Karate_II posted...

Who the fuck spends $300 on a rice cooker?

PEOPLE WITH TASTE BUDS
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ScazarMeltex posted...

How was it different from cooking it on the stove?

go outside and get a big scoop of dirt and put it in a bowl.

now eat it

thats rice from the stove.
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_BIueMonk posted...

ScazarMeltex posted...

How was it different from cooking it on the stove?

go outside and get a big scoop of dirt and put it in a bowl.

now eat it

thats rice from the stove.

Look man, I get it, when it comes to quality food and alcohol you get what you pay for. I'll spend the money for a good bottle of scotch or bourbon. I'll spend the 50 dollars for a good cut of meat. It's rice, I cannot simply fathom a way for rice to taste that much better that it justifies an upfront payment of 300 dollars. Explain to me the difference, i'm willing to learn, i'm just skeptical ; p
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That's how I felt when we got a standard rice cooker, compared to cooking on stovetop.

I can never go back to stovetop rice, ever again.
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That rice better give you a reach around for $300.
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LostForest posted...

That's how I felt when we got a standard rice cooker, compared to cooking on stovetop.

I can never go back to stovetop rice, ever again.

http://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/1Z02vuppxP1Pa/giphy.gif
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I have a pressure cooker with a rice option, and it tastes so much better than stove top rice.

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Yeah pressure cookers are awesome. Good ones literally have a "make perfect rice" button

yeah my 300 dollar rice cooker is also a pressure cooker. its amazing.

for the first 30 minutes it lets a little pressure out, like a normal one would

then it announces that its going to release the pressure (YES IT TALKS) then BAM it shoots it all out. its amazing.
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I read it as "I MANGRY" and it still made sense.

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brand/model of rice cooker?
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A three hundred dollar rice cooker is infinitely more valuable to the average person than a $300 wrist watch.
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This topic reminds me of the part in that Egoraptor MMX video where he goes "this game is amazing!"

But yeah, a cheap rice cooker was such an upgrade from stove rice that I can believe an expensive rice cooker in turn blows it away.
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I could see it being worth. Especially if you eat rice like...almost every day.

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Why not just use a pot on the stove.

Lol at buying an expensive rice cooker.

sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...

Why not just use a pot on the stove.

Lol at buying an expensive rice cooker.

Why not just buy little caesers $5 pizza

Lol at buying expensive pizza

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Touch posted...

Why not just buy little caesers $5 pizza

Lol at buying expensive pizza

Rice is rice. There are no other ingredients besides water and heat

ScazarMeltex posted...

Look man, I get it, when it comes to quality food and alcohol you get what you pay for. I'll spend the money for a good bottle of scotch or bourbon. I'll spend the 50 dollars for a good cut of meat. It's rice, I cannot simply fathom a way for rice to taste that much better that it justifies an upfront payment of 300 dollars. Explain to me the difference, i'm willing to learn, i'm just skeptical ; p

Address this pls TC

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Touch posted...

Why not just buy little caesers $5 pizza

I fucking do, and it's my favorite pizza ever.
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...

Why not just use a pot on the stove.

Lol at buying an expensive rice cooker.

FUCKING REPORTED AND BLOCKED

EzeDoesIt posted...

xplain to me the difference, i'm willing to learn, i'm just skeptical ; p

im telling you man, its better. and not like "oh yeah this is a nice texture" or whatever

ITS GENUINELY BETTER IN ALL WAYS AND MY MIND CANT EVEN EXPLAIN IT
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growing up in an asian household i didn't even know stove top rice cooking was a thing.

and i love my parents for it xd.
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_BIueMonk posted...

Mr_Karate_II posted...

Who the fuck spends $300 on a rice cooker?

PEOPLE WITH TASTE BUDS

It's rice.
If you want flavor, buy brown rice.

The little Chinese restaurant in this nothing-town nearby makes the greatest rice Ive ever had.
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AsucaHayashi posted...

growing up in an asian household i didn't even know stove top rice cooking was a thing.

and i love my parents for it xd.

i know right, why are these EUROPEAN AMERICANS trying to convince us we dont need a rice cooker lmao
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The Instant Pot doesn't cost anywhere near $300 and t makes better rice.
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Mr_Karate_II posted...

Who the fuck spends $300 on a rice cooker?

Asians.

It's something you're going to be using every day for 10-20 years. $300 is worth it. It's like buying a microwave , fridge, or
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did CE forget im asian?
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_BIueMonk posted...

did CE forget im asian?

Your gimmick on here is that your entire personality revolves around this
despite the fact that youre like 2% Korean and thats the entirety of your Asian lineage. Right
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imagine paying for $300 rice

then spilling it on your $200 jeans
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He's Filipino/Black.
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_BIueMonk posted...

did CE forget im asian?

You are black......asian-bit-ish, your wife is Asian. I can't remember if she's Korean or Chinese but iirc she is the latter.

Hmm....now that I think about it,will you be celebrating Chinese New Year for 2020? Since you guys recently got married.

Might as well fully embrace it since you bought a USD 300 rice cooker haha.

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Ill say this again, imagine paying $300 for a rice cooker just because you're unable to prepare the easiest food imaginable...
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For the record I support TCs rice cooker purchase despite the gimmick. Expensive food tastes good.
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...

Rice is rice. There are no other ingredients besides water and heat

I still believe I have a valid point here

sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...

sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...

Rice is rice. There are no other ingredients besides water and heat

I still believe I have a valid point here

This is exactly why preparation is key.
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VictourieFlake posted...

You are black......asian-bit-ish,

im literally 50% asian.
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Cookie Bag posted...

Ill say this again, imagine paying $300 for a rice cooker just because you're unable to prepare the easiest food imaginable...

and ill say this again

youre blocked and reported
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Cookie Bag posted...

Ill say this again, imagine paying $300 for a rice cooker just because you're unable to prepare the easiest food imaginable...

"food"

Does it handle quinoa or wild rice well?

lol wut
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Of course people that don't eat rice every day don't see the usefulness of a rice cooker. Stovetop rice doesn't compare to rice cooker rice. Sure it's easy to cook rice on stovetop, but it's also easy to screw it up. If you have to cook rice multiple times a day having to stand by the stove for 20 minutes is tedious.
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Beveren_Rabbit posted...

Of course people that don't eat rice every day don't see the usefulness of a rice cooker. Stovetop rice doesn't compare to rice cooker rice. Sure it's easy to cook rice on stovetop, but it's also easy to screw it up. If you have to cook rice multiple times a day having to stand by the stove for 20 minutes is tedious.

Way to generalize.

I've been making rice via rice cooker since I was a toddler. When I moved out of the house, one of the first things I wanted to buy was a rice cooker. Until I saw the prices. Then I learned how easily made rice can be made by putting it on the stove.

I also have more control over how it tastes. I've learned to season rice on stove top if I so choose.