Current Events > Hypothetical: how would earth fair if invaded by seductive aliens

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These aliens don't have high tech weapons despite being able to travel in space.

They are however, super super amazingly hot such that any male who looks at them and can be sexually attracted to women instantly falls in love and his brain turns into mush and he is pacified and left subservient. This happens to lesbian and bi women too.

Essentially, the earth is left to be defended by straight women and gay men.

How does it fair, or unfair?

Ronda Rousey and horsewomen of MMA save the world
But first they all save me so I can make babies with them "just in case they don't succeed"
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Gay men & straight women would attack their self esteem until they felt like shit and left.
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Like the Hot Slut aliens from Dude, Wheres my Car

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Well depending on their plans why would we want to beat them? If they just want the D then that sounds perfect.
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MrNintendo1213 posted...

Well depending on their plans why would we want to beat them? If they just want the D then that sounds perfect.

Does it sound perfect for straight ladies?

Crono99 posted...

Trump would blame democrats, democrats would blame Trump, and no one would fight the aliens

Seeing how Trump looked at the eclipse without goggles on national television, he would peek at sexy aliens and become a love thrall.

I think humanity would fare pretty well.

We actively encourage dehumanization of the enemy among soldiers. Getting them to just blindly kill the enemy wouldn't be hard. Especially with bombs and drones.

I mean we had US Soldiers singing and cracking Santa joke whiles setting innocent Iraqi homes on fire, then we sent a drone to wipe out a wedding for lark.

And that's the US military, not even the crazy terrorist groups or ruthless Russians/Chinese.

Hell the Russians and Chinese would probably use the aliens as an excuse to wipe out "Undesirables" from the population while claiming they are enthralled.

The oppressive government would have a blast, they get to indoctrinate their land without resistance, militarize and have their populous feel happy about vanquishing a foe.

I think it was Ross Scott who said (And he said it more poetically than this) that humanity as a whole is great at combating the invading outsider right now. We come together and deal with the problem. We just suck at dealing with slow building problems that will be an issue in the distant future that we should be preparing for now
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Crono99 posted...

Trump would blame democrats, democrats would blame Trump, and no one would fight the aliens

Trump would try to get the aliens to hack the election
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All women are at least bisexual so we're toast

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darkphoenix181 posted...

MrNintendo1213 posted...

Well depending on their plans why would we want to beat them? If they just want the D then that sounds perfect.

Does it sound perfect for straight ladies?

If the aliens are actually so amazingly hot they will convince everyone regardless of how they identify.
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What kind of aliens are we talking about here, anyway? Like ones that are indistinguishable from humans aside from all of them being physically attractive, or creatures that don't look like anything that exists on Earth but gives everybody boners anyway?
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Like Superman?
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If it is anything like the movie, Species...I'm a dead motherfucker lol
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It really depends on whether or not these aliens are from beyond the moon.
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