Current Events > Man my girlfriend always falls asleep so early

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We bang after dinner from 8 to like 930, and then she's off to bed, meanwhile im like wide awake because i dont even go to sleep on weeknights until a little before midnight

Also does this count as losing no nut November?
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Stealth brag thread

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How the hell do you last that long LOOOOL
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I'm always the only one up, too. Sux, TC. And, like, I want to go out, but if I leave the house to party, I feel like an asshole.
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if you're giving good dick and shes falls alseep after thats a good thing
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My wife also falls asleep early (minus the "banging for two hours" part).
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She doesn't sleep when I'm with her since we last all night.
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Accolon posted...

Stealth brag thread

I figured it was relevant to the story

_Matchabuu_ posted...

How the hell do you last that long LOOOOL

I mean a fair chunk of it is foreplay and bondage setup and whatnot, it's not just a straight 1.5-2 hours of thrusting lmao. Plus we change positions a few times during.

VanananaHeyHey posted...

I'm always the only one up, too. Sux, TC. And, like, I want to go out, but if I leave the house to party, I feel like an asshole.

Yeah leaving would be a bad look. Sometimes I wanna play video games but I know how loud control stick movements can be. So I just have Archer on as white noise, which is what she fell asleep to.

Hanky_Bannister posted...

if you're giving good dick and shes falls alseep after thats a good thing

Fair

Hexenherz posted...

My wife also falls asleep early (minus the "banging for two hours" part).

Does she usually wake up before you? My girlfriend wakes up at like 7am, so I guess in the morning she kinda goes through what we deal with at night lmao
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No I always wake up before my wife, usually between 0430 to 0600 (well, on the weekdays by 0530 at the latest).
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Hexenherz posted...

No I always wake up before my wife, usually between 0430 to 0600 (well, on the weekdays by 0530 at the latest).

Why do you wake up so early?
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I go to sleep and wake up early too but I'm just boring, no bondage for me

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I write Naruto Fanfiction.
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KyleAllen posted...

Hexenherz posted...

No I always wake up before my wife, usually between 0430 to 0600 (well, on the weekdays by 0530 at the latest).

Why do you wake up so early?

Work and then I can't fall back asleep if I get up early :|
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"Look at me, i can afford dinner"

nice brag
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KyleAllen posted...

I mean a fair chunk of it is foreplay and bondage setup and whatnot, it's not just a straight 1.5-2 hours of thrusting lmao. Plus we change positions a few times during.

Oh, actual foreplay is nice. So is bondage. Vanilla sex is super boring tbh
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It takes 2 hours to get off to your girl? Sorry man but good for keepin that off the market.
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