Poll of the Day > Why was the cheetah not invited to the poker game?

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aHappySacka
11/07/19 11:17:57 AM
#1:


He puma pants.
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Mead
11/07/19 11:22:46 AM
#2:


Cause he was openly a cheetah
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JoseAAV
11/07/19 12:30:46 PM
#3:


Because the cheetah had a spotty look at life. Bury me now.
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Krazy_Kirby
11/07/19 1:15:30 PM
#4:


because it can't play poker
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captpackrat
11/07/19 1:45:23 PM
#5:


Because seven eight nine.

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_AdjI_
11/07/19 1:46:12 PM
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Because holding playing cards typically requires opposable thumbs.
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Fam_Fam
11/07/19 1:59:26 PM
#7:


because he was a cheetah!
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FrozenBananas
11/07/19 2:52:27 PM
#8:


Because the cheetahs name was Friday
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Smiffwilm
11/07/19 5:26:41 PM
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Because nobody trusts you at playing cards TC.
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aHappySacka
11/07/19 9:17:21 PM
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Smiffwilm posted...
Because nobody trusts you at playing cards TC.

It's because I'm lion isn't it?
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EclairReturns
11/07/19 9:46:16 PM
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Oh, I thought you were going to say that the cheetah was going to kidnap you to take you to some faraway place every time you look at a Cheeto you take from a bag that someone will inevitably bring to the card game, and then show you precisely why your Cheeto looks precisely like some animal native to that faraway place.
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wolfy42
11/07/19 9:50:32 PM
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The real reason was he wasn't old enough to gamble. Cheetahs only live for 10-12 years. In fact, he wasn't even allowed in the casino!!
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HornedLion
11/07/19 9:50:47 PM
#13:


These jokes are dangerously cheesy.
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Smiffwilm
11/07/19 10:32:29 PM
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aHappySacka posted...
Smiffwilm posted...
Because nobody trusts you at playing cards TC.

It's because I'm lion isn't it?

Purrhaps.
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zebatov
11/07/19 10:38:09 PM
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#2 was better because it Mead sense.
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