Current Events > What would you do if you suspect your house is haunted?

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As you lay to sleep you hear a big bang. You go to investigate which leads to the kitchen. The silverware drawyer is across the room and the silverware is everywhere.
The light flickers.

What would you do?

Tell them to shut the fuck up
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Irony posted...

Tell them to shut the fuck up

And then you go to bed and hear loud laughter. What now?

Provoke it
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Burn the house down.
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darkphoenix181 posted...

Irony posted...

Tell them to shut the fuck up

And then you go to bed and hear loud laughter. What now?

Call the police and say they have a gun
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Irony posted...

Call the police and say they have a gun

What if the ghost is a black man? Not nice bro.

If we were on a less bitch of a forums I'd use an entire filing cabinet full of counters for that
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I actually live in a haunted house we don't provoke it and try to ignore it
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I would exorcise it myself.

Then I'll exercise inside it on my treadmill.

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Sage JJ posted...

I actually live in a haunted house we don't provoke it and try to ignore it

What does it do?

I would gert all over the ghosts.
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Sage JJ posted...

I actually live in a haunted house we don't provoke it and try to ignore it

It might be trying to communicate

id roll with it. see what happens...
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Try to hook up with the ghost. It isn't a bad ghost, it just needs some loving.
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I say "this is what I have to say to you, ghosts..." and then rip a really loud fart.
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darkphoenix181 posted...

Sage JJ posted...

I actually live in a haunted house we don't provoke it and try to ignore it

What does it do?

First a little backstory. My house and quite a few of the neighbors house and properties used to be owned by a single family until roughly 1930ish when they started selling pieces off. Anyway nobody knows how one of the family members died or where on any of the properties but most agree it's in my front yard and by suicide by shotgun. Everyone has pretty much had experiences seeing a person who just disappears but most stuff happens in my house and is more than just a figure being seen. For instance my grandmother who lives next door was home alone reading a book and out of the corner of her eye seen a guy sitting in my grandfather's chair turn his head to her but when she looked over there was nobody there. My first experience was someone walking around my parents vehicles one night when I took the dog out. She didn't notice anything but I walked over asking if they needed help and nobody was there.
Fast forward to me moving in my old house when my parents bought one in Virginia. Family has settled in and the kids and wife has had some weird experiences from lights randomly turning on to hearing someone walk up and down the basement steps. This Halloween for instance we came home after trick or treating and every light in the house was on. Outside of that here's 2 quick stories off the top of my head.

One night me and the wife are playing scrabble at the kitchen table and she had her phone on the counter. Out of however her phone flies off the counter and across the floor. That shit kinda bugged us out a bit cause we had never actually seen the ghost move something

Other story is I was in the basement putting laundry in the washer and this big black figure with a weird tail run up the wall faster than I ever seen anything move and go hole where the dryer exhaust runs out the house. It was to big to fit through the area around the exhaust and so fast that by time my head shit to the left to see it it had already been gone before I fully turned my head. This happened again about a week later and was bugging me out but I didn't tell the wife or kids cause they are already scared from what they experienced. Anyway about 2 weeks after that my daughter is putting clothes in the dryer and scream for me. I run down there and she is pale as he'll and hyperventilating. I asked what happened and she described the black thing run up the wall into the dryer exhaust area.
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get my vacuum and flashlight out

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check yourself into a mental facility.

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