Current Events > This couch was $35 and it smells like my best friend in middle school who was ga

Topic List
Page List: 1
TeaMilk
11/02/19 1:05:20 AM
#1:


... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii
11/02/19 1:05:43 AM
#2:


Male or female?
---
Hello, I like video games and comedies. Let's be friends. :)
... Copied to Clipboard!
Archibleedies
11/02/19 1:06:21 AM
#3:


wow funny haha
---
Hairistotle
... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher
11/02/19 1:06:38 AM
#4:


Is that why you bought it?
---
R1R1R1R1R1R1
... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine
11/02/19 1:06:54 AM
#5:


Sounds like you got a good deal then

---
"There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister
... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1
11/02/19 1:07:12 AM
#6:


... Copied to Clipboard!
pile_of_bones
11/02/19 1:08:22 AM
#7:


that's like a pile o' bones with rotting pieces of the disgusting flesh still attached
---
just a pile of bones
... Copied to Clipboard!
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
11/02/19 1:10:35 AM
#8:


Hey your best friend sounds like me but is gay
Is he also in his late 50s and obsessed with women half his age?
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Ararararagi
11/02/19 1:12:42 AM
#9:


Yikes, did you actually have to point out that they never showered?
---
Sorry, I stuttered.
https://imgur.com/qnM6DpK
... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk
11/02/19 1:13:06 AM
#10:


Duncanwii posted...
Male or female?
idk how to tell the sex of a couch

R1masher posted...
Is that why you bought it?
oh no it's not mine I'm just sitting on it
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk
11/03/19 12:37:56 AM
#11:


RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Hey your best friend sounds like me but is gay
Is he also in his late 50s and obsessed with women half his age?
hey you should shower

Hes like mid 20s and had a weird obsession with my ex's younger brother
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
11/03/19 12:40:03 AM
#12:


TeaMilk posted...
hey you should shower

Hes like mid 20s and had a weird obsession with my ex's younger brother

I'll have you know young lady I showered last... week? Month? Whatever time in the past was 4AM Friday morning for you

Is your ex's younger brother also Ronda Rousey?

Also why the fuck are you on the couch
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
a-c-a-b
11/03/19 12:46:17 AM
#13:


My couch smells like beer and marijuana smoke.
---
Save for your doomed future
... Copied to Clipboard!
JimCarrysToe
11/03/19 12:47:39 AM
#14:


Reminds me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NufwxnJGBaY
---
{\^/}DEVOUT WORSHIPER OF THE MELON GODDESS{\^/}
"Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...." -CanuckCowboy
... Copied to Clipboard!
a-c-a-b
11/03/19 12:52:05 AM
#15:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Reminds me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NufwxnJGBaY

I'd be lying if I said I never stuck my wiener in between the couch cushions as a young teenage boy.
---
Save for your doomed future
... Copied to Clipboard!
Ic3Bullet
11/03/19 12:53:30 AM
#16:


"It smells like my friend who was gay and never showered."

LOL I'm going to have to start using that line whenever something smells bad.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Ic3Bullet
11/03/19 12:55:02 AM
#17:


a-c-a-b posted...
My couch smells like beer and marijuana smoke.

I somehow doubt that, since the marijuana smell doesn't linger, even indoors. I've smoked a lot inside of my house, and you would never know it within 1 hour after I smoke.
... Copied to Clipboard!
JimCarrysToe
11/03/19 1:00:54 AM
#18:


a-c-a-b posted...
JimCarrysToe posted...
Reminds me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NufwxnJGBaY

I'd be lying if I said I never stuck my wiener in between the couch cushions as a young teenage boy.

I humped a couch when I was 10.
---
{\^/}DEVOUT WORSHIPER OF THE MELON GODDESS{\^/}
"Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...." -CanuckCowboy
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1