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TeaMilk
10/29/19 2:24:16 PM
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I just want to sit here with my pants down and look at my phone in peace
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The Trent
10/29/19 2:26:00 PM
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this is why i handle my business in the morning before showering and leaving the house
i don't need that in my life
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/29/19 2:30:26 PM
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You're the only person on CE who scares me more than myself
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masatofujimoto
10/29/19 2:31:16 PM
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Mind your own business
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Pitlord_Special
10/29/19 2:32:19 PM
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If you arent hitting your peak power level when you take a dump, youre not living life to its fullest
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R1masher
10/29/19 2:33:13 PM
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Maybe theyre taking poops... literally taking them
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1337toothbrush
10/29/19 2:46:26 PM
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Peak into their stall to give them the evil eye and then give a loud "SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" That'll keep 'em quiet, guaranteed.
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burns112233
10/29/19 2:49:06 PM
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I go, "Ready" then I lift my legs in the air and I say "Aim" then shout "Fire!"
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darkphoenix181
10/29/19 3:04:28 PM
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Sometimes it bleeds
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Shablagoo
10/29/19 3:07:47 PM
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burns112233 posted...
I go, "Ready" then I lift my legs in the air and I say "Aim" then shout "Fire!"

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Puglia77
10/29/19 3:09:06 PM
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CookieV3
10/29/19 3:09:41 PM
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I fucking hate that. Some people moan the instant the shit hits the water in public. Control yourself jeez.
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kinetika_
10/29/19 3:27:58 PM
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Ever had a big, dry and spiky shit slowly tear through your asshole before? That may be why they're moaning and groaning in agony.
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burns112233
10/29/19 3:39:42 PM
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kinetika_ posted...
Ever had a big, dry and spiky shit slowly tear through your asshole before? That may be why they're moaning and groaning in agony.


I guess you could call it a, "poopy trap."
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SquantoZ
10/29/19 3:44:49 PM
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CookieV3 posted...
I fucking hate that. Some people moan the instant the shit hits the water in public. Control yourself jeez.


Are you fucking kidding me? The relief one feels when that poop tears through the anal fabric of space and time and plops onto the water releasing an ever so gentle splash of toilet water against your bare ass is the most satisfying experience one can have in the year of our lord, 2019.

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Silver Bearings
10/29/19 3:48:57 PM
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Best (or worst) thing I heard from a stall:

***HUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. OOPS! I think I strained something!***
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nevershine
10/29/19 3:52:36 PM
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Just sit there and start screaming OH GOD! IT WONT STOP COMING OUT!
Then start banging on the stall walls like a madman. You gotta show em up.

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CookieV3
10/29/19 4:32:42 PM
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SquantoZ posted...
CookieV3 posted...
I fucking hate that. Some people moan the instant the shit hits the water in public. Control yourself jeez.


Are you fucking kidding me? The relief one feels when that poop tears through the anal fabric of space and time and plops onto the water releasing an ever so gentle splash of toilet water against your bare ass is the most satisfying experience one can have in the year of our lord, 2019.

Ive felt that, I just dont moan. Same for jacking off. All of you are being dramatic smh
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TeaMilk
10/30/19 11:51:08 AM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
You're the only person on CE who scares me more than myself
why do you always say this? There is nothing scary about me.

CookieV3 posted...
Ive felt that, I just dont moan. Same for jacking off. All of you are being dramatic smh
you SHOULD moan when you're jacking off, its cute
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1337toothbrush
10/30/19 2:14:04 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
you SHOULD moan when you're jacking off, its cute

Even if it's a constant moan?
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