Current Events > You versus your Dad in his prime

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The-19th-Sparta posted...

SquantoZ posted...

ITT Everyone's dad was either a lanky drug addict deadbeat or a super fit military vet with martial arts experience.

What in the actual fuck?! Lmao

What do you expect, most of our fathers grew up in the tough 60s-70s while us nerds are posting on a gaming website with most never sticking their dicks into a woman before.

My dad talks like he got into fights all the time as a kid, like it was no big deal. When I was in school, there was a strict zero tolerance policy on violence, so everyone was afraid to get into a fight.
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I'm 9 years past my prime, my prime father would crush me. Prime vs Prime is a different story, one that i don't know the answer too. This topic made me think how similar we are even with his alcohol abuse and my straight edge life.
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WoIverine posted...

My dad was a drugged up asshole. I dont know if I could beat him, but Id sure like to try. >:(

This made me laugh
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My Dad when I was growing up spent all his time in the gym and competing in strongman competitions. He did a lot of steroids though so maybe he was a paper tiger. Not taking the chance.

MICHALECOLE posted...

I fuck my dad up

I fuck his dad.
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My dad was in the army at my age. I'm out of shape.
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Lessee here.....my pops, always the outdoors type, grew up constantly roughhousing with friends or whoever else, played basketball at the gym until he was in his like, early 50s, and despite being in his mid 60s and retired still goes to the gym every single sunday and wednesday without fail, vs me, with my self-admitted nerdy ass, staying in-doors as much as possible, and was pretty sickly as a kid so I was a friggin' feather weight-wise (i had to weigh like, 100 pounds or so as a 14 year old. My doctor used to prescribe me that ensure drink just so I could gain some weight). My female cousins and the females I knew at the church my mother regularly took me to used to sometimes come up behind me, get me in some ol' ninja shit hold, and then just started princess carrying me because they thought it was the most hilarious thing in the world. (Honestly, it was pretty funny looking back at it, lmao).

There is no doubt in my mind I would get absolutely demolished. Doing much better nowadays weight-wise. (a little too well. 6 foot 1, 240ish pounds), but eh, I'm lazy so I'll still no doubt lose.
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Id get my ass kicked. My dad worked out and trained nearly every day. He was an army man. I go for daily walks around my neighborhood, but thats it.

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My father served in the military, so I can't imagine winning this.
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DrizztLink posted...

I lose.

Hard.

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My dad would win no doubt.


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My dad was a gym nut and worked on cars all day

We'd be similar height, but he'd have 100 pounds of muscle over me

I don't think I'm winning
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my current shape. oh hell no, my dad would outrun outwit outlast me lol

videogames I got him though forsure. he will lose interest figuring out how the controls work

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If I still practiced MMA i might could hang but my dad could bench 175 with one arm and only weight 185 but was pure muscle and filled with piss and vinegar. Plus hes an old country boy who street fought for fun. Wouldnt be fun lol

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Id fuck him up and then take his girlfriend
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Prime dad was in decent shape in the Army. He was somewhat fit but I'm much bigger and stronger than he ever was.

Also from seeing him get into a fight when I was younger he fights like a typical untrained person where he just charges at the other guy and pretty much tries to wrestle them. I could straight up overpower him in that situation and I have some low level training in boxing and bbj which is better than nothing.

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PMarth2002 posted...

I'm not sure what dad was like in his prime, but he went through basic training in the military. I'm averse to fighting and not athletic, so he'd probably win.

Lol at probably.

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My dad was a professional boxer. In his prime we would destroy me.

My dad weight trained with a dude that competed for Mr. Olympia back in the 70s so no I don't think so.
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I can't really say for sure since I don't really know who he is.
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My dad's a lot taller than me and he played rugby in college. Don't think I'm up to it.
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