Poll of the Day > Help! I'm stuck in this girl's bathroom and I'm not sure what to do.

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ChronxDaHemphog
10/14/19 9:55:03 AM
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Went over to this girls house this morning to work on a project with her, and after my morning coffee, I needed to excuse myself to use her restroom.

So after doing my business, I start to look around for where the toilet paper is, and to my dismay there is none. Not wanting to walk out of the bathroom with mud butt, I began to panic.

The only thing I can see are these three things on the back of her toilet and I have no idea how to use them. Someone please help!

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Aculo
10/14/19 10:01:01 AM
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LOUDDOG777
10/14/19 10:07:23 AM
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Use your hands to clean
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AllstarSniper32
10/14/19 10:17:47 AM
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Pressing F
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Krazy_Kirby
10/14/19 10:46:26 AM
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call joey, he might be able to help
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SunWuKung420
10/14/19 10:51:23 AM
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Wash your butt with the water in the tank.
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Mead
10/14/19 10:53:14 AM
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Go outside the bathroom and start swearing a whole bunch
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darcandkharg31
10/14/19 10:59:29 AM
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The ones on the sides are wipers and the one in the middle is to get that deep clean.
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FrozenBananas
10/14/19 11:17:31 AM
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He doesnt know how to use the three seashells...

BAHAHAHAHA

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wwinterj25
10/14/19 2:45:17 PM
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Is the TC still in the bathroom?
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Bugmeat
10/14/19 2:50:25 PM
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Use the edges to scrape your bung hole clean. Like a squeegee.

When totally out of tp I have used the edges of the cardboard rolls in a similar fashion.

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SunWuKung420
10/14/19 3:30:23 PM
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Bugmeat posted...
Use the edges to scrape your bung hole clean. Like a squeegee.

When totally out of tp I have used the edges of the cardboard rolls in a similar fashion.


If you shove the empty roll halfway up before pooping, your ass stays clean.
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Yellow
10/14/19 3:32:09 PM
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Tc didn't check the trash can.

Or text his friend. It was her fault anyway.

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Clench281
10/14/19 9:20:16 PM
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this is some 20 year old pasta
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Mead
10/14/19 10:07:07 PM
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Clench281 posted...
this is some 20 year old pasta


making it barely legal
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HornedLion
10/14/19 10:11:41 PM
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FrozenBananas posted...
He doesnt know how to use the three seashells...

BAHAHAHAHA


Came in here to say this.
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darcandkharg31
10/14/19 10:16:51 PM
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HornedLion posted...
FrozenBananas posted...
He doesnt know how to use the three seashells...

BAHAHAHAHA


Came in here to say this.

How did you come in to say this if you didn't know it had anything to do with the three seashells before entering hmmm?
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HornedLion
10/14/19 10:25:08 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
HornedLion posted...
FrozenBananas posted...
He doesnt know how to use the three seashells...

BAHAHAHAHA


Came in here to say this.

How did you come in to say this if you didn't know it had anything to do with the three seashells before entering hmmm?


Its from Demolition Man. Rob Schneider said it.
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darcandkharg31
10/14/19 10:37:50 PM
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HornedLion posted...
Its from Demolition Man. Rob Schneider said it.

ik, didn't answer my question u phony.
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HornedLion
10/15/19 7:53:16 AM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
HornedLion posted...
Its from Demolition Man. Rob Schneider said it.

ik, didn't answer my question u phony.


No, U phony.
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EvilMegas
10/15/19 10:37:25 AM
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FrozenBananas posted...
He doesnt know how to use the three seashells...

BAHAHAHAHA

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ChronxDaHemphog
10/21/19 8:37:10 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Is the TC still in the bathroom?

Yes!
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deoxxys
10/22/19 2:55:16 AM
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you obviiouly ask her for some
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LinkPizza
10/22/19 10:59:17 AM
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deoxxys posted...
you obviiouly ask her for some

But then hell look stupid. Hes been in there for days now...
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PMarth2002
10/22/19 11:25:14 AM
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Wasn't expecting that, lol.
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