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JBaLLEN66
10/14/19 9:17:31 AM
#1:


If I dump her, its more work since shes not over it and could potentially go crazy
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/14/19 9:19:08 AM
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Step 1: get a girlfriend
Step 2: dump a girlfriend

You're still on step one
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ocelot51
10/14/19 9:20:20 AM
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Introduce her to all your hot guy friends and act really clingy and needy all the time.
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Moth_Queen
10/14/19 9:21:41 AM
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Tell her your thoughts about World War 2
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Feline_Heart
10/14/19 9:24:08 AM
#5:


Ask her if she thinks you have a shot of getting with her mom
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008Zulu
10/15/19 7:29:55 AM
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As opposed to driving her crazy with hair-brained schemes designed to piss her off?
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thronedfire2
10/15/19 7:31:26 AM
#7:


Just call her fat
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YourDrunkFather
10/15/19 7:35:09 AM
#8:


Start telling her about how hot her friends are

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