Board 8 > I am drunk as fuck right now

(+) Yeah! (+)

White Claws are the new Four Loko
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If your a 20 something white girl, sure.

I'm drinking some bud lite platinums right now. Weeee.

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I drink the Arnold Palmer brand drink
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Hey! How've you been?
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BlueCrystalTear posted...

Hey! How've you been?

I realize this is a joke topic but I'm gonna give a serious as fuck answer because why not?

This year has been fucking incredible for me so far. To give a quick run down:

*I've lost around 20 pounds or so since the start of the year by not drinking pop and making my own meals more often.
*Finally got over my fear of driving and got my license.
*Bought my own car
*Matched with a girl on a dating app and lost my virginity. It didn't work out, but it gave me a shit load of confidence in myself.
*Making plans to visit a friend in Texas at the end of the year and possibly moving down there

And the year isn't even over yet!
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I haven't had a drink in almost two months for various reasons (first I was on some medication then I kept getting sick and still am). And it was a stupidly expensive drink at a Broadway show at that.
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Dragon probably banging mad hole now that he is over the hump.

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Corrik7 posted...

Dragon probably banging mad hole now that he is over the hump.

LOL I wish man. I haven't gotten any other matches since then, but I haven't given up hope yet though. There's definitely someone out there for me, I just gotta be patient
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Dragon66116 posted...

LOL I wish man. I haven't gotten any other matches since then, but I haven't given up hope yet though. There's definitely someone out there for me, I just gotta be patient

Ever just try going to clubs and bars and just trying to spark up a conversation with randoms? Ain't gotta meet your girls only online, my bro!

Sometimes just an offer to buy someone a beer can lead places you never woulda thought.

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Corrik7 posted...

Dragon66116 posted...

LOL I wish man. I haven't gotten any other matches since then, but I haven't given up hope yet though. There's definitely someone out there for me, I just gotta be patient

Ever just try going to clubs and bars and just trying to spark up a conversation with randoms? Ain't gotta meet your girls only online, my bro!

Sometimes just an offer to buy someone a beer can lead places you never woulda thought.

None of my friends IRL are into that kind of stuff so I've never really tried that.

It's easier for me to talk to people online than in person so that's why I've tried sticking to dating apps.
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Do you live in a city or a rural area?

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Corrik7 posted...

Do you live in a city or a rural area?

City
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Dragon66116 posted...

City

Then fuck your friends. Walk to local bars or clubs or uber to them. Meet people, spark up convos, and see what happens. You might even make new friends also.

Rural areas it gets trickier and honestly sometimes churchs are better places to meet people ironically.

You have like unfettered access to local singles every day being in a city. (Haha I sound like a porn site advertisement).

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For fuck's sake, Corrik. He's not in this for hookups - he wants to find someone he's a match with - and he's better at being social online. You can't tell him to change who he is.

Congrats, Dragon - glad to hear everything is going well for you! (I'm in a bit of a rough patch myself, but boy, the payoff might be huge...)
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BlueCrystalTear posted...

For fuck's sake, Corrik. He's not in this for hookups - he wants to find someone he's a match with - and he's better at being social online. You can't tell him to change who he is.

Congrats, Dragon - glad to hear everything is going well for you! (I'm in a bit of a rough patch myself, but boy, the payoff might be huge...)

You can't meet people you could be in a relationship with at a bar? What the literal fuck? Not sure if serious.

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(equips a white claw to enhance my possts) TRolls won't know what shit em

Old man Corrik hasn't realized in-person meetings are soooooooooooo 20th century
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Dude, I'm 21st century. I'll eat a butthole.

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Corrik7 posted...

Dragon probably banging mad hole now that he is over the hump.

This post begs to differ. You seem to be suggesting he seek hookups.

Let him find a mate in the way that works best for him. For some, that's OKCupid.
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BlueCrystalTear posted...

This post begs to differ. You seem to be suggesting he seek hookups.

Let him find a mate in the way that works best for him. For some, that's OKCupid.

Anyone ever tell you that you're weird before?

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Corrik7 posted...

BlueCrystalTear posted...

This post begs to differ. You seem to be suggesting he seek hookups.

Let him find a mate in the way that works best for him. For some, that's OKCupid.

Anyone ever tell you that you're weird before?

Has anybody told you that?
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BlueCrystalTear posted...

Has anybody told you that?

Never in my life has anyone said I am weird. Weird.

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Dragon66116 posted...

I realize this is a joke topic but I'm gonna give a serious as fuck answer because why not?

This year has been fucking incredible for me so far. To give a quick run down:

*I've lost around 20 pounds or so since the start of the year by not drinking pop and making my own meals more often.
*Finally got over my fear of driving and got my license.
*Bought my own car
*Matched with a girl on a dating app and lost my virginity. It didn't work out, but it gave me a shit load of confidence in myself.
*Making plans to visit a friend in Texas at the end of the year and possibly moving down there

And the year isn't even over yet!

I don't really know you but this post still has me hyped as hell. Good work all around!

I was skeptical of White Claws, but they really are solid. The black cherry and lime ones are my favorites. I've been on a Tecate kick this evening though.

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