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MetaMajik
10/11/19 3:39:05 PM
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The perfect car is your choice of make and model or however you want it to look. The perfect car needs no maintenance ever, nor gas, oil or other fluids. No part ever needs to be replaced and if it takes any kind of damage it will repair itself. The perfect car also comes with any features you want, however you can't pick a feature if it subverts the catch.

The Catch. Randomly once a day the perfect car will play a 1 minute audio clip from any genre of porno loud enough for everyone in a mile radius to hear it, but not damage anyone's hearing.

Will you accept the perfect car?
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SocialistGamer
10/11/19 3:40:13 PM
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What's the downside?
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DocileOrangeCup
10/11/19 3:41:11 PM
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Kitt
10/11/19 3:42:39 PM
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I'll just keep the radio turned off.

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CADE FOSTER
10/11/19 3:43:28 PM
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Jetblackmoon
10/11/19 3:43:40 PM
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Can you get into any legal trouble for this, considering it's out of your control?
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MetaMajik
10/11/19 3:44:54 PM
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Kitt posted...
I'll just keep the radio turned off.


Doesn't come from the radio. Basically the entire car is a speaker.
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MetaMajik
10/11/19 3:45:58 PM
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Jetblackmoon posted...
Can you get into any legal trouble for this, considering it's out of your control?


You were told up front what the car does so you assume responsibility.
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SSJGrimReaper
10/11/19 3:46:04 PM
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tfw you start recognizing porn actor's voices
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andel
10/11/19 3:46:28 PM
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as long as this cant land me in the slammer of course
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L0Z
10/11/19 3:49:59 PM
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So a Tesla that has a virus?
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Were_Wyrm
10/11/19 3:50:49 PM
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So my current car and porno sounds?

I think I'll keep current car as is.
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MetaMajik
10/13/19 12:08:39 AM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
So my current car and porno sounds?

I think I'll keep current car as is.


Your current car never needs parts replaced and if it gets damaged it auto repairs itself?

Impressive.
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PatrickMahomes
10/13/19 12:21:08 AM
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Absolutely
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YoshitoKikuchi
10/14/19 8:54:18 PM
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Woah
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