Current Events > just scraped a bunch of oatmeal off the microwave and ate it, AMA

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TeaMilk
10/11/19 12:53:14 AM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/11/19 12:56:44 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/78078138

Topic is relevant, do you want me to give you 1200 dollars for actual new oatmeal?

Also... why
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mattnd2007
10/11/19 1:00:35 AM
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Like it splattered and cooked onto it?

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TeaMilk
10/11/19 1:01:16 AM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/78078138

Topic is relevant, do you want me to give you 1200 dollars for actual new oatmeal?

Also... why
sure! Itd cover the security deposit for corn mans new apartment too

Cuz it exploded during heating and I was too pissed off to make new oatmeal
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Oldin
10/11/19 1:01:53 AM
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How to get the freshest milk?
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/11/19 1:02:26 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
sure! Itd cover the security deposit for corn mans new apartment too

Cuz it exploded during heating and I was too pissed off to make new oatmeal

Wait what you have a bf? Oh I feel like I was scammed
But good for him leaving home. Now if only he could give me back my $50000 he owes me

How long do you leave it in that it fucking explodes? Like are we talking "4 year old leaves the microwave on" or "12 year old forgot to cover the bowl and there was milk splashing"
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inloveanddeath0
10/11/19 1:02:38 AM
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If I didn't know you better I'd say something
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Gafemage
10/11/19 1:03:20 AM
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that's fuckin disgusting what is wrong w/ u
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TeaMilk
10/11/19 1:09:01 AM
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Crono99 posted...
You want to come with me to Zanzibar?
only if u promise to turn me into a cyborg soldier afterwards

mattnd2007 posted...
Like it splattered and cooked onto it?

CfT6TZG

Oldin posted...
How to get the freshest milk?
breastfeed me

RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Wait what you have a bf? Oh I feel like I was scammed
But good for him leaving home. Now if only he could give me back my $50000 he owes me

How long do you leave it in that it fucking explodes? Like are we talking "4 year old leaves the microwave on" or "12 year old forgot to cover the bowl and there was milk splashing"
yes but I am generously willing to accept free money anyway

3 minutes, and I loosely covered it with the lid! 2/3 of it still got out though...

inloveanddeath0 posted...
If I didn't know you better I'd say something
you dont fucking know me, go ahead and say it

Gafemage posted...
that's fuckin disgusting what is wrong w/ u
hungry
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MabusIncarnate
10/11/19 1:20:51 AM
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I mean the microwave kills the germs..
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JimCarrysToe
10/11/19 1:41:10 AM
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When I make oatmeal in the microwave I just heat up the milk then put the oatmeal in it. No explosions. Then I add cinnamon.
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IHeartRadiation
10/11/19 2:09:03 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I mean the microwave kills the germs..

It does? I wonder why I threw up from that half-cooked microwave bacon then.
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Turtlebread
10/11/19 2:17:04 AM
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IHeartRadiation posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
I mean the microwave kills the germs..

It does? I wonder why I threw up from that half-cooked microwave bacon then.


they don't kill germs directly, the act of heating up the food kills the germs

you can't even kill an ant in a microwave because they're too small and don't have enough water content
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Kaiganeer
10/11/19 3:23:11 AM
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oatmeal is made with water tho
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TeaMilk
10/11/19 10:29:34 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
When I make oatmeal in the microwave I just heat up the milk then put the oatmeal in it. No explosions. Then I add cinnamon.
I feel like it doesn't cook all the way if I just add heated liquid. Like the heat has to be maintained for it to get fully absorbed. I'm using normal oatmeal, not instant stuff btw

Turtlebread posted...
you can't even kill an ant in a microwave because they're too small and don't have enough water content
huh I actually made a topic a while ago about accidentally microwaving an ant. Was surprised it survived

Kaiganeer posted...
oatmeal is made with water tho
I did half milk half water
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BlingBling22947
10/12/19 4:20:27 PM
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What's the last thing you ate?

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TeaMilk
10/12/19 4:32:14 PM
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BlingBling22947 posted...
What's the last thing you ate?
Wendy's chicken nugs like 3 minutes ago
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TeaMilk
10/14/19 1:07:55 PM
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Bump, I'm at work and I cant get my laptop til my manager comes in so I have nothing to do
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/14/19 1:09:50 PM
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Huh wow. You don't carry your switch with you to work?
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TeaMilk
10/14/19 1:17:03 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Huh wow. You don't carry your switch with you to work?
I should have tbh. Im starting a new position today, and they told me to come in at 9 and ask for my manager, so I assumed he'd be here.
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/14/19 1:20:41 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
I should have tbh. Im starting a new position today, and they told me to come in at 9 and ask for my manager, so I assumed he'd be here.

Same company? What are you doing now? Sue for discrimination. Tell them you were told to be on time and the fact they expected you to be late just because you're a womyn is offensive. Then get more money

And ALWAYS bring your switch.
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TeaMilk
10/14/19 1:26:41 PM
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I'm doing a 2nd internship lol. I'm doing engineer lvl work but paid intern wages cuz they didnt have a proper opening yet. They're giving me a free welcome lunch today though so it's ok
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TeaMilk
10/14/19 1:27:02 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/14/19 1:28:18 PM
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Why didn't you sleep?
If you're an ENGINEER then you should LEAVE and get an ENGINEER salary. Then buy me free lunch.

Why are you doing a second internship? Didn't you graduate?
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TeaMilk
10/14/19 1:41:23 PM
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Cuz I fucked up my schedule while off work for a month ;_; staying up until 6 reading manga

I guess I want to keep working here if possible cuz they pay well and I have a good rep. I dont think I'd do well interviewing at other companies, but I will if they still don't hire me fulltime after this
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/14/19 1:43:34 PM
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Yeah but like intern second time with the same company
Go to other interviews anyway, get that money.

Also is he there yet? What time is it? Why isn't he there?
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TeaMilk
10/14/19 1:47:02 PM
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Yeah but its so scary. I probably will, but I got rejected from like everything before this. I kind of got into this job by a lottery but they are impressed with my work

No lol it's almost 11 by now. Theres a meeting in a few mins and I cant call in with

Wait no he just came in nvm
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/14/19 1:48:13 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
Yeah but its so scary. I probably will, but I got rejected from like everything before this. I kind of got into this job by a lottery but they are impressed with my work

No lol it's almost 11 by now. Theres a meeting in a few mins and I cant call in with

Wait no he just came in nvm

Tell him you want a raise or you quit.
Also keep applying while working.
HR idiots love recruiting people who have a job
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TeaMilk
10/14/19 1:55:47 PM
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OK I knew this furry guy who said hed put in a rec for me at Sony because I taught him 3d modeling, I should get in touch with him again
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/14/19 1:57:56 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
OK I knew this furry guy who said hed put in a rec for me at Sony because I taught him 3d modeling, I should get in touch with him again

I don't think you need to add in that he's a furry.
But go to recruitres and be like "I am a WOMYN and can CODE" and they'll get you a better job
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TeaMilk
10/14/19 1:59:38 PM
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Well he has this fursona who's just a bird with a HUGE fleshy cock and that's kind of his thing I guess

Should I add in I'm also disabled and gay and whasian
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/14/19 2:03:00 PM
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Not the wh part. Add in you're also dating a clinically obese Hispanic man too.
Also add in that you post on CE, that'll definitely give you the minority status points you need.

But for real recruiters. Use them like I use CE to talk about Ronda Rousey
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TeaMilk
10/14/19 2:05:08 PM
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He hasn't been diagnosed yet. Hmm ok

I mean are recruiters something different than just applying to job postings?
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/14/19 2:08:46 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
He hasn't been diagnosed yet. Hmm ok

I mean are recruiters something different than just applying to job postings?

Did you just go straight to one internship after college?
Because that would explain a lot.

Recruiters are either good or bad. But for the most part they'll have better information about jobs and better jobs to go for and also be useful in filtering out the idiot candidates so companies are more likely ot give you a fairer chance
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DocileOrangeCup
10/14/19 3:44:09 PM
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Duncanwii
10/14/19 3:47:24 PM
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Teamilk the fact you're dating DocileOrangeCup means your BI not gay.
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TeaMilk
10/14/19 4:38:34 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Did you just go straight to one internship after college?
Because that would explain a lot.
I did a minimum wage thing at a bio lab my friends mom got me, but otherwise yes I was rejected from everything else during college

DocileOrangeCup posted...
It's not CLINICAL
self dxed big boy syndrome

Duncanwii posted...
Teamilk the fact you're dating DocileOrangeCup means your BI not gay.
cornman has great tiddies and beautiful long hair and I use gay as an umbrella term for myself tbh
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/14/19 10:25:40 PM
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Okay then go to recruiters.
And remember the number one rule: hire me or I'll sue your company
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BlingBling22947
10/15/19 4:22:12 AM
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What's the last thing you drank?

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