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DarkRoast
10/10/19 7:22:41 PM
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Trust the woman in the party dress getting everyone around you killed, or you're some kind of pig


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lilORANG
10/10/19 7:23:32 PM
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Why was she wearing a dress? Even Leia was in a military garb.
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IShall_Run_Amok
10/10/19 7:24:33 PM
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In after someone can't follow the events of a movie meant for ten year olds.
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SailorGoon
10/10/19 7:25:54 PM
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When you run out of gas in space, you come to a dead stop

Even though there's no gravity in space, you need to be directly over a ship to bomb it
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DarkRoast
10/10/19 7:26:34 PM
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Brash disregard for chain of command is a heroic quality until suddenly it isn't

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IShall_Run_Amok
10/10/19 7:28:20 PM
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Don't eat cat chicken it makes cat chicken sad.
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DarkRoast
10/10/19 7:29:12 PM
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When the last remains of hope for freedom in the galaxy are hanging by a thread, that's a good time to slow down and contemplate the excesses of the bourgeoisie.


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DrizztLink
10/10/19 7:29:31 PM
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SailorGoon posted...
When you run out of gas in space, you come to a dead stop

Even though there's no gravity in space, you need to be directly over a ship to bomb it
You're expecting scientific rigor from fucking Star Wars?

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UnholyMudcrab
10/10/19 7:32:04 PM
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Running away from someone in a straight line, within visual range, in space, is perfectly fine as long as you, I dunno, increase the neutron flow to the shield capacitor or something.
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Prismsblade
10/10/19 7:33:45 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Why was she wearing a dress? Even Leia was in a military garb.

I'm more curious wtf Leia even allowed it. That outfit isn't suited for combat of any variety and every soldier is ep cted to look professional regardless of their rank, skills or personal achievements in the past.
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SailorGoon
10/10/19 7:40:59 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
SailorGoon posted...
When you run out of gas in space, you come to a dead stop

Even though there's no gravity in space, you need to be directly over a ship to bomb it
You're expecting scientific rigor from fucking Star Wars?

I would like just the tiniest bit of nods to science in my sci-fi films yes. Especially when the movies main conflict centers around those two plot points.
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DarkRoast
10/10/19 8:03:24 PM
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If you keep going forward, ships that are faster than you can't catch up to you because reasons

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Dampproof
10/10/19 8:25:10 PM
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Prismsblade posted...
lilORANG posted...
Why was she wearing a dress? Even Leia was in a military garb.

I'm more curious wtf Leia even allowed it. That outfit isn't suited for combat of any variety and every soldier is ep cted to look professional regardless of their rank, skills or personal achievements in the past.


Right because Episode 4 doesn't seem to exist anymore or something?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_N_ozKEpiQps/TLNvkyJkH_I/AAAAAAAAEoY/3ua9CP8D5QQ/s1600/Front.jpg

Leia in a dress is one of the most iconic images of SW.
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pikachupwnage
10/10/19 8:26:23 PM
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SailorGoon posted...
When you run out of gas in space, you come to a dead stop

Even though there's no gravity in space, you need to be directly over a ship to bomb it


To be fair star wars space battles never made sense in the first place.

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Prismsblade
10/10/19 8:37:00 PM
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Dampproof posted...
Prismsblade posted...
lilORANG posted...
Why was she wearing a dress? Even Leia was in a military garb.

I'm more curious wtf Leia even allowed it. That outfit isn't suited for combat of any variety and every soldier is ep cted to look professional regardless of their rank, skills or personal achievements in the past.


Right because Episode 4 doesn't seem to exist anymore or something?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_N_ozKEpiQps/TLNvkyJkH_I/AAAAAAAAEoY/3ua9CP8D5QQ/s1600/Front.jpg

Leia in a dress is one of the most iconic images of SW.

A princess(at the time) in princess garb? 'Insert shocked pikachu meme here'.
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lilORANG
10/10/19 8:37:35 PM
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Dampproof posted...
Prismsblade posted...
lilORANG posted...
Why was she wearing a dress? Even Leia was in a military garb.

I'm more curious wtf Leia even allowed it. That outfit isn't suited for combat of any variety and every soldier is ep cted to look professional regardless of their rank, skills or personal achievements in the past.


Right because Episode 4 doesn't seem to exist anymore or something?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_N_ozKEpiQps/TLNvkyJkH_I/AAAAAAAAEoY/3ua9CP8D5QQ/s1600/Front.jpg

Leia in a dress is one of the most iconic images of SW.


Princess Leia is not the same as General Leia and you know it.
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p-m
10/10/19 8:52:45 PM
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no one bitches about Mon Mothma wearing a dress
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Dampproof
10/10/19 8:53:14 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Dampproof posted...
Prismsblade posted...
lilORANG posted...
Why was she wearing a dress? Even Leia was in a military garb.

I'm more curious wtf Leia even allowed it. That outfit isn't suited for combat of any variety and every soldier is ep cted to look professional regardless of their rank, skills or personal achievements in the past.


Right because Episode 4 doesn't seem to exist anymore or something?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_N_ozKEpiQps/TLNvkyJkH_I/AAAAAAAAEoY/3ua9CP8D5QQ/s1600/Front.jpg

Leia in a dress is one of the most iconic images of SW.


Princess Leia is not the same as General Leia and you know it.


We know that "Princess" Leia was very into the Rebellion by Episode 4 with Rebels. Even participating the Battle of Scarif with Rogue One.

Going hurr durr wemanz wearing a dress in a war is stupid when nobody bats an eye at Leia doing it. But because its Laura Derns character bashing time we need to forget that.
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DarkRoast
10/10/19 9:12:06 PM
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p-m posted...
no one bitches about Mon Mothma wearing a dress


Mon Mothma was a politician, not a general


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p-m
10/10/19 9:14:26 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
Mon Mothma was a politician, not a general
She was a rebel and military commander.
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KillerSlaw
10/10/19 9:14:41 PM
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When a ship is just sitting in front of all your canons, it's better to just partake in some "witty" banter with him instead of just obliterating him immediately.
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EvenSpoonier
10/10/19 9:23:48 PM
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The only thing that could possibly have made TLJ a better movie would have been for characters to turn to the camera, stare directly out at the audience, and say "Deal with it" at appropriate moments. Threads like this prove it.
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Prismsblade
10/10/19 9:25:01 PM
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Dampproof posted...
We know that "Princess" Leia was very into the Rebellion by Episode 4 with Rebels. Even participating the Battle of Scarif with Rogue One.

It wasn't known yet that she and her homeworld were against the empire. So for plot purposes of course she would be wearing princess garb vs combat attire at all times.

Also rogue ones ending completely contradicted ep4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f6SAg-dB7M" data-time="


They contrived the ending just so they could include Vader and give the film at least one memorable scene becuase lord was that movie forgettable.
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shadowfan
10/10/19 9:32:30 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
If you keep going forward, ships that are faster than you can't catch up to you because reasons

They're not faster.
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DarkRoast
10/10/19 9:35:46 PM
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shadowfan posted...
They're not faster.


Conveniently they're exactly the same maximum speed

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Dampproof
10/10/19 9:39:34 PM
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Prismsblade posted...
It wasn't known yet that she and her homeworld were against the empire. So for plot purposes of course she would be wearing princess garb vs combat attire at all times.


It was known. Vader wasn't fooled even before Rogue One came out.

Plus we're just going to ignore all those Rebel soldiers in Rebel soldier uniforms running around her ship? Kinda gives the game away.
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DrizztLink
10/10/19 9:42:50 PM
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Dampproof posted...
It was known. Vader wasn't fooled even before Rogue One came out.

Plus we're just going to ignore all those Rebel soldiers in Rebel soldier uniforms running around her ship? Kinda gives the game away.
Yeah, never got this complaint.

This is a "cops ask who shot you, last words are 'fuck you'" moment.

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Prismsblade
10/10/19 9:49:47 PM
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Dampproof posted...
It was known. Vader wasn't fooled even before Rogue One came out.

Plus we're just going to ignore all those Rebel soldiers in Rebel soldier uniforms running around her ship? Kinda gives the game away.

It doeasnt matter what vader knew, what matters is what Leia did and what she had to do which was play the role of a innocent diplomat.

Also was that the official rebels attire at the time? Becuase if it was vader wouldnt have bothered with any other excuses to apprehend her.
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