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Solar_Crimson 09/28/19 11:58:57 PM #1:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqf_SIQ3JAk" data-time=" -All patrons must wear hospital gowns -The staff consists of good-looking women dressed as nurses, and the owner wears a doctor's coat. -Burgers include the Double Bypass, Triple Bypass, and Quadruple Bypass, which adds a patty for each one. -Their fries are called Flatliner Fries, which are fried in lard and are unlimited. -Butter-fat shakes are also offered as beverages. -If you're over 350 pounds, you eat for free. --- Be wary of boarding the hype train, lest you end up on the ruse cruise... - nanobuilder (r/nintendo) http://backloggery.com/SolarCrimson <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:928085502] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqf_SIQ3JAk" data-time=" -All patrons must wear hospital gowns -The staff consists of good-looking women dressed as nurses, and the owner wears a doctor's coat. -Burgers include the Double Bypass, Triple Bypass, and Quadruple Bypass, which adds a patty for each one. -Their fries are called Flatliner Fries, which are fried in lard and are unlimited. -Butter-fat shakes are also offered as beverages. -If you're over 350 pounds, you eat for free.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Esrac 09/29/19 12:00:09 AM #2:	I'd probably go once to try it out. --- http://steamcommunity.com/id/Esrac/wishlist/ <cite>Esrac posted [p:928085539] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>I'd probably go once to try it out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The23rdMagus 09/29/19 12:01:01 AM #3:	Been there, done that, brought back a paddle and a prescription for whiskey. --- ~Drewnami~ A beacon of Light from a burning screen. <cite>The23rdMagus posted [p:928085563] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>Been there, done that, brought back a paddle and a prescription for whiskey. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masticatingman 09/29/19 12:06:26 AM #4:	Nah --- Raised on VHS, anchored to DVD <cite>masticatingman posted [p:928085730] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>Nah</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheVipaGTS 09/29/19 12:07:19 AM #5:	it doesn't look good at all. there are so many good spots in Vegas, i'm not wasting my money there just because of the "spanking" gimmick. --- Dallas Cowboys: 1 - 1 <cite>TheVipaGTS posted [p:928085762] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>it doesn't look good at all. there are so many good spots in Vegas, i'm not wasting my money there just because of the "spanking" gimmick.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 09/29/19 12:07:24 AM #6:	i have been there. and i've been spanked by the naughty nurses because i couldn't finish. --- Currently playing: Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (xbox 360) <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:928085767] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>i have been there. and i've been spanked by the naughty nurses because i couldn't finish.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 09/29/19 12:08:06 AM #7:	Maybe Idunno. --- Strider is something of a god of equine necro-brutality--Master ZED <cite>Strider102 posted [p:928085784] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>Maybe Idunno.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 09/29/19 12:08:23 AM #8:	also, it didn't apply to me since i'm a lean 185 but i believe if you weigh a certain weight you have to sign a waiver form before eating. --- Currently playing: Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (xbox 360) <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:928085791] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>also, it didn't apply to me since i'm a lean 185 but i believe if you weigh a certain weight you have to sign a waiver form before eating.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordRazziel 09/29/19 12:08:53 AM #9:	Not often, but I'd try it, for sure. --- https://i.imgtc.com/xg91pMF.gif https://i.imgtc.com/YvvIsuz.gif. On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion. <cite>LordRazziel posted [p:928085810] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>Not often, but I'd try it, for sure.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ModLogic 09/29/19 12:10:44 AM #10:	isnt this the average diet of a typical american? --- https://i.imgtc.com/PruZV73.png https://imgur.com/lbSi0U3 https://imgur.com/xaRYKZM https://imgur.com/ZngbqJn <cite>ModLogic posted [p:928085869] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>isnt this the average diet of a typical american? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GATTJT 09/29/19 12:10:46 AM #11:	Hell yeah, free food! --- http://steamcommunity.com/id/gamerfanfan/wishlist <cite>GATTJT posted [p:928085871] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>Hell yeah, free food! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blackstar110 09/29/19 12:11:23 AM #12:	Yeah, I'd do it once for the novelty. --- -Shred <cite>Blackstar110 posted [p:928085887] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, I'd do it once for the novelty.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DD Divine 09/29/19 12:12:28 AM #13:	I did once it wasnt very good. --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. <cite>DD Divine posted [p:928085912] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>I did once it wasnt very good. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zack_Attackv1 09/29/19 12:25:49 AM #15:	I would if the fucking owner knew how to pay his bills over in Texas. --- https://imgur.com/CVWdsVH <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:928086319] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>I would if the fucking owner knew how to pay his bills over in Texas.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Unowninator- 09/29/19 12:29:13 AM #16:	How does this profit? What is the point of this place? --- ''25 posts in and no one has addressed the orignal question. Also, I'm continuing that streak :P'' ~ Lord_Zenki Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn <cite>-Unowninator- posted [p:928086421] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>How does this profit? What is the point of this place?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SK8T3R215 09/29/19 12:42:34 AM #17:	-Unowninator- posted... How does this profit? What is the point of this place? They charge you money for their food. --- New York Knicks, New York Jets, New York Yankees. <cite>SK8T3R215 posted [p:928086746] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>-Unowninator- posted...</cite> <quote>How does this profit? What is the point of this place?</quote> They charge you money for their food.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Unowninator- 09/29/19 12:46:07 AM #18:	Solar_Crimson posted... -If you're over 350 pounds, you eat for free. Why? Just why? --- ''25 posts in and no one has addressed the orignal question. Also, I'm continuing that streak :P'' ~ Lord_Zenki Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn <cite>-Unowninator- posted [p:928086841] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>Solar_Crimson posted...</cite> <quote>-If you're over 350 pounds, you eat for free.</quote> Why? Just why?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheMikh 09/29/19 12:50:18 AM #20:	wouldn't mind trying a single-patty bypass burger but i'll need to know what kind of lard is in the fries for dietary reasons --- https://imgur.com/A0TAfek <cite>TheMikh posted [p:928086949] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>wouldn't mind trying a single-patty bypass burger but i'll need to know what kind of lard is in the fries for dietary reasons</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordRazziel 09/29/19 1:05:10 AM #21:	TheMikh posted... wouldn't mind trying a single-patty bypass burger but i'll need to know what kind of lard is in the fries for dietary reasons How would any of us know that? --- https://i.imgtc.com/xg91pMF.gif https://i.imgtc.com/YvvIsuz.gif. On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion. <cite>LordRazziel posted [p:928087298] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>TheMikh posted...</cite> <quote>wouldn't mind trying a single-patty bypass burger but i'll need to know what kind of lard is in the fries for dietary reasons</quote> How would any of us know that?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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stone 09/29/19 1:08:45 AM #23:	I'd try it at least once. --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:928087384] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>I'd try it at least once.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DD Divine 09/29/19 1:13:14 AM #24:	TheMikh posted... wouldn't mind trying a single-patty bypass burger but i'll need to know what kind of lard is in the fries for dietary reasons Surprisingly fries cooked in lard is healthier than oil...,from what I heard. --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. <cite>DD Divine posted [p:928087481] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>TheMikh posted... </cite> <quote>wouldn't mind trying a single-patty bypass burger but i'll need to know what kind of lard is in the fries for dietary reasons</quote> Surprisingly fries cooked in lard is healthier than oil...,from what I heard. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 09/29/19 1:17:45 AM #25:	You forgot one, customers get paddled if they don't finish all their food. Ate there once, it was fun. --- Oda break tracker 2019- 6 (4) \| THE Ohio State: 3-0 \| Oakland Raiders: 1-1 Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:928087572] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>You forgot one, customers get paddled if they don't finish all their food. Ate there once, it was fun.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WashYourHands 09/29/19 1:21:42 AM #27:	Hairistotle posted... jesus christ he would approve --- Pay yourself before any bills, savings is paramount but often forgotten <cite>WashYourHands posted [p:928087662] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>Hairistotle posted... </cite> <quote>jesus christ</quote>he would approve </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMikh 09/29/19 1:33:25 AM #28:	DD Divine posted... TheMikh posted... wouldn't mind trying a single-patty bypass burger but i'll need to know what kind of lard is in the fries for dietary reasons Surprisingly fries cooked in lard is healthier than oil...,from what I heard. i'm by no means surprised my main concern though is that i don't eat anything pork --- https://imgur.com/A0TAfek <cite>TheMikh posted [p:928087915] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>DD Divine posted...</cite> <quote>TheMikh posted... </cite> <quote>wouldn't mind trying a single-patty bypass burger but i'll need to know what kind of lard is in the fries for dietary reasons</quote> Surprisingly fries cooked in lard is healthier than oil...,from what I heard. </quote> i'm by no means surprised my main concern though is that i don't eat anything pork</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMikh 09/29/19 1:34:48 AM #29:	LordRazziel posted... TheMikh posted... wouldn't mind trying a single-patty bypass burger but i'll need to know what kind of lard is in the fries for dietary reasons How would any of us know that? probably not something anyone here would know, but in general if you ask the restaurant they tend to know --- https://imgur.com/A0TAfek <cite>TheMikh posted [p:928087940] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>LordRazziel posted...</cite> <quote>TheMikh posted...</cite> <quote>wouldn't mind trying a single-patty bypass burger but i'll need to know what kind of lard is in the fries for dietary reasons</quote> How would any of us know that?</quote> probably not something anyone here would know, but in general if you ask the restaurant they tend to know</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SapphireOfChaos 09/29/19 1:54:17 AM #30:	You can only die once. --- 3DS: 1590-4884-9269 \| Switch: SW-3337-1639-7884 Discord link: https://discord.gg/hDQ6rWb \| ''I reject your wit and substitute my own.'' - guwa <cite>SapphireOfChaos posted [p:928088384] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>You can only die once.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 09/29/19 1:55:11 AM #31:	Nope. Live in Vegas and I wouldnt step a foot in that shit hole. --- Clean Butt Crew <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:928088402] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>Nope. Live in Vegas and I wouldnt step a foot in that shit hole.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SH_expert44 09/29/19 2:00:37 AM #32:	the pricing there is probably redonk --- https://i.imgtc.ws/MAd5hwq.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/KXfrMn5.gif <cite>SH_expert44 posted [p:928088514] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>the pricing there is probably redonk</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gguirao 09/29/19 2:54:10 AM #33:	No. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>gguirao posted [p:928089562] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>No.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gheb 09/29/19 4:52:34 AM #34:	I'm a vegetarian so I basically can't eat there. If I did eat meat I'd probably go once for novelty purposes. --- S** I have to stop doing that," Gheb said, as he lay back down and died again.* - Forgotten Love Chiefs are going to win the Super Bowl <cite>Gheb posted [p:928091386] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>I'm a vegetarian so I basically can't eat there. If I did eat meat I'd probably go once for novelty purposes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 09/29/19 5:02:15 AM #35:	My chest hurts just looking at that. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTEX3YdEi7s <cite>Umbreon posted [p:928091512] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>My chest hurts just looking at that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DanHaren2019 09/29/19 5:04:47 AM #36:	TheVipaGTS posted... it doesn't look good at all. there are so many good spots in Vegas, i'm not wasting my money there just because of the "spanking" gimmick. Food is absolute trash there. Its one of those places that u regret going to afterwards cuz it's so nasty that u just don't feel satisfied. I don't recommend anyone go there, not even once for the gimmick. Literally any other burger place in Vegas would be a significantly better option. McDonald's would be significantly better. Trust me I lived in Vegas for 3 years. <cite>DanHaren2019 posted [p:928091535] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>TheVipaGTS posted...</cite> <quote>it doesn't look good at all. there are so many good spots in Vegas, i'm not wasting my money there just because of the "spanking" gimmick.</quote> Food is absolute trash there. Its one of those places that u regret going to afterwards cuz it's so nasty that u just don't feel satisfied. I don't recommend anyone go there, not even once for the gimmick. Literally any other burger place in Vegas would be a significantly better option. McDonald's would be significantly better. Trust me I lived in Vegas for 3 years.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kimbos_Egg 09/29/19 5:06:17 AM #37:	@Final_Fantasy2389 --- You think you've Got problems? https://imgur.com/vgckRUN <cite>Kimbos_Egg posted [p:928091552] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>@Final_Fantasy2389</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
powerman1426 09/29/19 5:06:35 AM #38:	Nah, there's better food for likely the same price. I'm not going to eat deliberately unhealthy food when I could get better ( probably still unhealthy but not to that extreme) food elsewhere. --- Troll free https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1439-the-help-desk https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1309-tradesmen-and-diyers https://imgur.com/Zz8E0P3 <cite>powerman1426 posted [p:928091560] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>Nah, there's better food for likely the same price. I'm not going to eat deliberately unhealthy food when I could get better ( probably still unhealthy but not to that extreme) food elsewhere. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
I4NRulez 09/29/19 5:09:51 AM #39:	My friend and I went there last time I was in Vegas. I didn't eat but he did. Food was gross and overpriced. Also I hate going off the strip and iirc it was in Fremont and that's my least favorite place in Vegas --- The night brims with defiled scum,and is permeated by their rotten stench. Just think. Now you're all set to hunt and kill to your heart's content. <cite>I4NRulez posted [p:928091592] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>My friend and I went there last time I was in Vegas. I didn't eat but he did. Food was gross and overpriced. Also I hate going off the strip and iirc it was in Fremont and that's my least favorite place in Vegas</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pkmnlord 09/29/19 5:10:30 AM #40:	Gheb posted... I'm a vegetarian so I basically can't eat there. If I did eat meat I'd probably go once for novelty purposes. Pretty sure "vegetarian" or "vegan" for that matter would be considered offensive slurs in a place like Heart Attack Grill. Why don't you take yourself on down the road to "Live Long Salad and Tofu Bar"? --- https://imgur.com/MP7ZznH <cite>pkmnlord posted [p:928091601] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>Gheb posted...</cite> <quote>I'm a vegetarian so I basically can't eat there. If I did eat meat I'd probably go once for novelty purposes.</quote> Pretty sure "vegetarian" or "vegan" for that matter would be considered offensive slurs in a place like Heart Attack Grill. Why don't you take yourself on down the road to "Live Long Salad and Tofu Bar"?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
haloiscoolisbak 09/29/19 5:37:04 AM #41:	Looks so shit. I don't enjoy food that unhealthy --- Started from the bottom now we here <cite>haloiscoolisbak posted [p:928091979] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>Looks so shit. I don't enjoy food that unhealthy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DanHaren2019 09/29/19 9:16:52 AM #42:	I4NRulez posted... My friend and I went there last time I was in Vegas. I didn't eat but he did. Food was gross and overpriced. Also I hate going off the strip and iirc it was in Fremont and that's my least favorite place in Vegas Fremont is not that bad. If you go literally right across the street, there are 2 restaurants right there that have pretty good burgers. Even if its packed, you're better off getting it to-go and eating it while standing around than going to HAG <cite>DanHaren2019 posted [p:928095069] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>I4NRulez posted...</cite> <quote>My friend and I went there last time I was in Vegas. I didn't eat but he did. Food was gross and overpriced. Also I hate going off the strip and iirc it was in Fremont and that's my least favorite place in Vegas</quote> Fremont is not that bad. If you go literally right across the street, there are 2 restaurants right there that have pretty good burgers. Even if its packed, you're better off getting it to-go and eating it while standing around than going to HAG</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 09/29/19 9:59:53 AM #43:	voldothegr8 posted... You forgot one, customers get paddled if they don't finish all their food. Yeah, that detail wasn't in the video I linked above. Guess they thought it was too risqu. --- Be wary of boarding the hype train, lest you end up on the ruse cruise... - nanobuilder (r/nintendo) http://backloggery.com/SolarCrimson <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:928095962] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>voldothegr8 posted...</cite> <quote>You forgot one, customers get paddled if they don't finish all their food.</quote> Yeah, that detail wasn't in the video I linked above. Guess they thought it was too risqu.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 09/29/19 10:04:01 AM #44:	Thisiswhyyourefat.com --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:928096047] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>Thisiswhyyourefat.com </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VanananaHeyHey 09/29/19 10:04:45 AM #45:	I ate there on a road trip and it wasn't really worth it. It was overpriced and the floors were slick with aerosolized grease. Five Guys is pretty comparable, though the Heart Attack Grill's fries were better. The burgers and fries were tasty enough, but hard to eat because of the quantity of meat made the buns fall apart. For that reason, I appreciated the gowns. I was surprised that you couldn't get certain things; I don't think they had cheese fries, but I know they didn't have gravy fries. WTF? I expected them to go more all-out on the kill-you gimmick. I don't think they even had mayonnaise. There wasn't really any customization available. The texture of the milkshakes was awful; the butter formed tiny beads that coated your tongue and teeth. It tasted okay, but the mouthfeel was totally wrong and ruined the experience. The menu also featured full-sugar Coke and Lucky Strike cigarettes (they're unfiltered). --- Please, call me Vanai. CE's official linguist, War-tor-le and Charizard <cite>VanananaHeyHey posted [p:928096062] in Would you ... [t:78049455]...</cite> <quote>I ate there on a road trip and it wasn't really worth it. It was overpriced and the floors were slick with aerosolized grease. Five Guys is pretty comparable, though the Heart Attack Grill's fries were better. The burgers and fries were tasty enough, but hard to eat because of the quantity of meat made the buns fall apart. For that reason, I appreciated the gowns. I was surprised that you couldn't get certain things; I don't think they had cheese fries, but I know they didn't have gravy fries. WTF? I expected them to go more all-out on the kill-you gimmick. I don't think they even had mayonnaise. There wasn't really any customization available. The texture of the milkshakes was awful; the butter formed tiny beads that coated your tongue and teeth. It tasted okay, but the mouthfeel was totally wrong and ruined the experience. The menu also featured full-sugar Coke and Lucky Strike cigarettes (they're unfiltered).</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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