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ToPoPO
09/26/19 12:00:43 AM
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Duncanwii
09/26/19 12:01:19 AM
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ToPoPO posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/78042257/927955496

Wrong.
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Guide
09/26/19 12:02:01 AM
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Even @Duncanwii knows this is wrong.
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MedeaLysistrata
09/26/19 12:02:52 AM
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Does Duncan have or need a job?
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ultimate reaver
09/26/19 12:03:43 AM
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duncan i saw someone else say you have some sort of disability, do you think that thats why your girlfriend is so scared of pregnancy with you or that it plays into her seemingly avoiding sex in general constantly?
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ToPoPO
09/26/19 12:04:50 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
ToPoPO posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/78042257/927955496

Wrong.


Wait, what?
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Duncanwii
09/26/19 12:06:05 AM
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ToPoPO posted...
Duncanwii posted...
ToPoPO posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/78042257/927955496

Wrong.


Wait, what?

I never said we had sex, just that she makes me use it when we do it. Im still a virgin.
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ToPoPO
09/26/19 12:07:08 AM
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So you're saying you put on a condom for foreplay?

Wait, don't you not have actual testicles anymore? Won't that make you infertile?
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Duncanwii
09/26/19 12:09:52 AM
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ToPoPO posted...
So you're saying you put on a condom for foreplay?

Wait, don't you not have actual testicles anymore? Won't that make you infertile?

Ok let me spell it out for yoy

1. We havent had sex yet
2. When we do, she wont let it happen until im protected
So when we do have sex it will be condom of no sex.

Also yes im like 99% sure I cant have kids, but in that 1% chance I'm wrong better safe then sorry.
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ToPoPO
09/26/19 12:12:05 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
ToPoPO posted...
So you're saying you put on a condom for foreplay?

Wait, don't you not have actual testicles anymore? Won't that make you infertile?

Ok let me spell it out for yoy

1. We havent had sex yet
2. When we do, she wont let it happen until im protected
So when we do have sex it will be condom of no sex.

Also yes im like 99% sure I cant have kids, but in that 1% chance I'm wrong better safe then sorry.


Damn, that sucks, but I heard you don't want kids anyways so it might not be all bad.

Why would she need to be on birth control if you haven't done it yet? Just seems like unnecessary side effects.
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DarthAragorn
09/26/19 12:12:15 AM
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ToPoPO posted...
So you're saying you put on a condom for foreplay?

Wait, don't you not have actual testicles anymore? Won't that make you infertile?

Wot
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dartman
09/26/19 12:12:38 AM
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ultimate reaver posted...
duncan i saw someone else say you have some sort of disability, do you think that thats why your girlfriend is so scared of pregnancy with you or that it plays into her seemingly avoiding sex in general constantly?


Its fair question
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pls
09/26/19 12:17:11 AM
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Duncan said the other day he has no testicles.

So now he is lying about needing protection. Dude is blatantly a gimmick account like Scion was.
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dartman
09/26/19 12:19:13 AM
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pls posted...
Duncan said the other day he has no testicles.

So now he is lying about needing protection. Dude is blatantly a gimmick account like Scion was.


Why would Duncan not have testicles are you sure he said that

@Duncanwii what happened?

My granddad only had 1 he lost the other in a golfing accident in the 80s
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teepan95
09/26/19 12:39:39 AM
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pls posted...
Duncan said the other day he has no testicles.

So now he is lying about needing protection. Dude is blatantly a gimmick account like Scion was.

Wrong. Plus pot, meet kettle etc

Iirc he has testicular torsion
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ProbablyaCat
09/26/19 12:44:28 AM
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Duncan said he lost one in an accident when he was young and the second one is shrunken I think. It's a pretty douchey move to come into his topics to harass him and call him a liar btw
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slimfizzle4
09/26/19 1:15:02 AM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
CE with the inside knowledge on the state of Duncan's testicles. Fox News, CNN, Weather Channel ain't got nothing on CE News, always bringing you the update on Duncan's family jewels.

I just don't know anymore man.
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Leanaunfurled
09/26/19 1:21:23 AM
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Condoms also protect against things called STDs. yes trust blahdeeblah and such, it is what it is and there's nothing wrong with wanting to be extra safe.

ToPoPO posted...
Why would she need to be on birth control if you haven't done it yet? Just seems like unnecessary side effects.

And not really. Different BC methods have different side effects and for different women. For some, very few or no side effects at all. With often a huge pro of period regulation.
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dartman
09/26/19 9:29:32 AM
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ProbablyaCat posted...
Duncan said he lost one in an accident when he was young and the second one is shrunken I think. It's a pretty douchey move to come into his topics to harass him and call him a liar btw


Is the 2nd one shrinking a result of the accident
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
09/26/19 9:31:48 AM
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I mean he's sticking to it so you gotta give him props. Most would just drop it by now.
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kingdrake2
09/26/19 10:06:44 AM
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teepan95 posted...
pls posted...
Duncan said the other day he has no testicles.

So now he is lying about needing protection. Dude is blatantly a gimmick account like Scion was.

Wrong. Plus pot, meet kettle etc

Iirc he has testicular torsion


duncan needs to go to the hospital if he wants to save his nuts and possibly have children in the future.
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coh
09/26/19 10:07:30 AM
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Is Duncan from the UK? I feel like he's from the UK
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ProbablyaCat
09/26/19 1:58:59 PM
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dartman posted...
ProbablyaCat posted...
Duncan said he lost one in an accident when he was young and the second one is shrunken I think. It's a pretty douchey move to come into his topics to harass him and call him a liar btw


Is the 2nd one shrinking a result of the accident


I'm not sure. I saw one of his topics named "I don't have testicles anymore" and it really grabbed my eye. That's where I'm getting my information from. I believe it was shrunken because of the accident and Duncan taking testosterone may be making it worse. I'm not entirely sure though.

kingdrake2 posted...
duncan needs to go to the hospital if he wants to save his nuts and possibly have children in the future.


He had it when he was 13 or 14 I think. I don't think there's anything he can do right now
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ToPoPO
09/26/19 2:27:32 PM
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It's shrunken? I thought it just went up to his body and got excreted out like RIP
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butthole666
09/26/19 2:33:24 PM
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My boy Duncan not slanging that mean wiener I guess
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