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Cleo_II 09/18/19 5:40:57 PM #1:	and they were never heard from again <cite>Cleo_II posted [p:927625510] in Tfw you ha... [t:78024128]...</cite> <quote>and they were never heard from again </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
evil_zombie11 09/18/19 5:42:28 PM #2:	D: companies always so stingy --- Yo wtf Probably lifting or running... <cite>evil_zombie11 posted [p:927625602] in Tfw you ha... [t:78024128]...</cite> <quote>D: companies always so stingy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 09/18/19 5:42:57 PM #3:	Your answer should always be I require that you make me an offer. Whoever goes first loses. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:927625638] in Tfw you ha... [t:78024128]...</cite> <quote>Your answer should always be I require that you make me an offer. Whoever goes first loses.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hanky_Bannister 09/18/19 5:47:30 PM #4:	tree fiddy? --- "3rd Best Whiskey in Northern Burma" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvjOu4EzjYg <cite>Hanky_Bannister posted [p:927625851] in Tfw you ha... [t:78024128]...</cite> <quote>tree fiddy?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cleo_II 09/18/19 5:48:09 PM #5:	divot1338 posted... Your answer should always be I require that you make me an offer. Whoever goes first loses. I did ask for the range first and it was lower than what I was hoping. <cite>Cleo_II posted [p:927625884] in Tfw you ha... [t:78024128]...</cite> <quote>divot1338 posted... </cite> <quote>Your answer should always be I require that you make me an offer. Whoever goes first loses.</quote>I did ask for the range first and it was lower than what I was hoping. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
specialkid8 09/18/19 5:55:44 PM #6:	I hate when they ask that on applications. Like, I really don't give a shit. Pay me whatever you want, I just want a real job. Finding an entry level job sucks. <cite>specialkid8 posted [p:927626278] in Tfw you ha... [t:78024128]...</cite> <quote>I hate when they ask that on applications. Like, I really don't give a shit. Pay me whatever you want, I just want a real job. Finding an entry level job sucks.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk 09/18/19 5:56:11 PM #7:	I like the opposite.'on call is not compensated' so you expect me to be on call, were I can be called at 3am to help solve a problem. 'yes' I'm sorry but the fact that this job has on call and terrible pay makes me wanna get drunk daily after work so I'm afraid that I can't do on call so I don't intend to continue interviewing. 'we'll be in touch' gets offer with contract including detailing on call and is clearly stating I need to be fit for work including not consuming alcohol Employers gonna dumb --- https://i.imgtc.ws/ZSMkmi1.jpg <cite>RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted [p:927626301] in Tfw you ha... [t:78024128]...</cite> <quote>I like the opposite.'on call is not compensated' so you expect me to be on call, were I can be called at 3am to help solve a problem. 'yes' I'm sorry but the fact that this job has on call and terrible pay makes me wanna get drunk daily after work so I'm afraid that I can't do on call so I don't intend to continue interviewing. 'we'll be in touch' gets offer with contract including detailing on call and is clearly stating I need to be fit for work including not consuming alcohol Employers gonna dumb</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cleo_II 09/18/19 6:01:15 PM #8:	specialkid8 posted... I hate when they ask that on applications. Like, I really don't give a shit. Pay me whatever you want, I just want a real job. Finding an entry level job sucks. Yeah it took me several months to find something after college. If they ask for salary expectations on an application, just put negotiable RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted... I like the opposite.'on call is not compensated' so you expect me to be on call, were I can be called at 3am to help solve a problem. 'yes' I'm sorry but the fact that this job has on call and terrible pay makes me wanna get drunk daily after work so I'm afraid that I can't do on call so I don't intend to continue interviewing. 'we'll be in touch' gets offer with contract detailing on call and is clearly stating I need to be fit for work including not consuming alcohol Employers gonna dumb Did you take the job? <cite>Cleo_II posted [p:927626553] in Tfw you ha... [t:78024128]...</cite> <quote>specialkid8 posted... </cite> <quote>I hate when they ask that on applications. Like, I really don't give a shit. Pay me whatever you want, I just want a real job. Finding an entry level job sucks.</quote>Yeah it took me several months to find something after college. If they ask for salary expectations on an application, just put negotiable RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted... </cite> <quote>I like the opposite.'on call is not compensated' so you expect me to be on call, were I can be called at 3am to help solve a problem. 'yes' I'm sorry but the fact that this job has on call and terrible pay makes me wanna get drunk daily after work so I'm afraid that I can't do on call so I don't intend to continue interviewing. 'we'll be in touch' gets offer with contract detailing on call and is clearly stating I need to be fit for work including not consuming alcohol Employers gonna dumb</quote>Did you take the job? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HANGtheDJ_86 09/18/19 6:04:57 PM #9:	No such thing as a "great" interview. Unless you manage to seduce them. It's really the only exception. --- Green is the Color <cite>HANGtheDJ_86 posted [p:927626728] in Tfw you ha... [t:78024128]...</cite> <quote>No such thing as a "great" interview. Unless you manage to seduce them. It's really the only exception.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cleo_II 09/19/19 3:41:22 PM #10:	Phew, they just got back to me and are scheduling another interview. Just have to hope I do well and they can offer what I asked for. They havent really said anything about it. <cite>Cleo_II posted [p:927667474] in Tfw you ha... [t:78024128]...</cite> <quote>Phew, they just got back to me and are scheduling another interview. Just have to hope I do well and they can offer what I asked for. They havent really said anything about it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle4 09/19/19 3:43:09 PM #11:	Cleo_II posted... Phew, they just got back to me and are scheduling another interview. Just have to hope I do well and they can offer what I asked for. They havent really said anything about it. HANGtheDJ_86 posted... seduce them --- Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G <cite>slimfizzle4 posted [p:927667548] in Tfw you ha... [t:78024128]...</cite> <quote>Cleo_II posted...</cite> <quote>Phew, they just got back to me and are scheduling another interview. Just have to hope I do well and they can offer what I asked for. They havent really said anything about it. </quote> HANGtheDJ_86 posted...</cite> <quote>seduce them</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 09/19/19 3:44:27 PM #12:	how much did you ask for? i've always worked with standardized money so it's never been an issue i'd probably ask for about 10K above what i'm expecting to get --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:927667619] in Tfw you ha... [t:78024128]...</cite> <quote>how much did you ask for? i've always worked with standardized money so it's never been an issue i'd probably ask for about 10K above what i'm expecting to get </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii 09/19/19 3:45:42 PM #13:	It really is terrible that the system we have requires a company to dump a promising employee because they ask for a living wage. This is why Republicans should never be in charge. --- Hello, I like video games and comedies. Let's be friends. :) <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:927667678] in Tfw you ha... [t:78024128]...</cite> <quote>It really is terrible that the system we have requires a company to dump a promising employee because they ask for a living wage. This is why Republicans should never be in charge.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 09/19/19 3:46:01 PM #14:	RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted... I like the opposite.'on call is not compensated' so you expect me to be on call, were I can be called at 3am to help solve a problem. 'yes' I'm sorry but the fact that this job has on call and terrible pay makes me wanna get drunk daily after work so I'm afraid that I can't do on call so I don't intend to continue interviewing. 'we'll be in touch' gets offer with contract including detailing on call and is clearly stating I need to be fit for work including not consuming alcohol Employers gonna dumb You should take the job, show up drunk on your first day and continue to drink, out in the open in front of them and when they confront you, just say "I didn't want this job anyway. I'm just trolling you. I'll show myself out now..." --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>Machete posted [p:927667688] in Tfw you ha... [t:78024128]...</cite> <quote>RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...</cite> <quote>I like the opposite.'on call is not compensated' so you expect me to be on call, were I can be called at 3am to help solve a problem. 'yes' I'm sorry but the fact that this job has on call and terrible pay makes me wanna get drunk daily after work so I'm afraid that I can't do on call so I don't intend to continue interviewing. 'we'll be in touch' gets offer with contract including detailing on call and is clearly stating I need to be fit for work including not consuming alcohol Employers gonna dumb</quote> You should take the job, show up drunk on your first day and continue to drink, out in the open in front of them and when they confront you, just say "I didn't want this job anyway. I'm just trolling you. I'll show myself out now..."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cleo_II 09/19/19 3:53:16 PM #15:	No_U_L7 posted... how much did you ask for? i've always worked with standardized money so it's never been an issue i'd probably ask for about 10K above what i'm expecting to get Id rather not share that here since CE might call me really greedy lol. But I did ask for a lot higher than the top of their range. Duncanwii posted... It really is terrible that the system we have requires a company to dump a promising employee because they ask for a living wage. This is why Republicans should never be in charge. Yeah Im asking for a lot more than a livable wage... Not sure what any political party has to do with anything. Companies have been doing this forever. <cite>Cleo_II posted [p:927668030] in Tfw you ha... [t:78024128]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted... </cite> <quote>how much did you ask for? i've always worked with standardized money so it's never been an issue i'd probably ask for about 10K above what i'm expecting to get</quote>Id rather not share that here since CE might call me really greedy lol. But I did ask for a lot higher than the top of their range. Duncanwii posted... </cite> <quote>It really is terrible that the system we have requires a company to dump a promising employee because they ask for a living wage. This is why Republicans should never be in charge.</quote>Yeah Im asking for a lot more than a livable wage... Not sure what any political party has to do with anything. Companies have been doing this forever. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cleo_II 09/20/19 7:24:33 PM #16:	Guess I did well enough. Moving to final interview stages. Also in talks with my old company who wants me back. Seems like some of my grievances were shared by other people and now there is a new VP and theyre working hard on addressing all concerns. This new company is really interesting to me though. I seemed to jive really well with the interviewers who would be my potential teammates. They also knew how toxic my current company is and none of them really judged me for wanting to leave after 3 months. Feelsgood. I hate living with this anxiety with my current job. <cite>Cleo_II posted [p:927720630] in Tfw you ha... [t:78024128]...</cite> <quote>Guess I did well enough. Moving to final interview stages. Also in talks with my old company who wants me back. Seems like some of my grievances were shared by other people and now there is a new VP and theyre working hard on addressing all concerns. This new company is really interesting to me though. I seemed to jive really well with the interviewers who would be my potential teammates. They also knew how toxic my current company is and none of them really judged me for wanting to leave after 3 months. Feelsgood. I hate living with this anxiety with my current job. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 09/20/19 7:25:48 PM #17:	Cleo_II posted... Guess I did well enough. Moving to final interview stages. Also in talks with my old company who wants me back. Seems like some of my grievances were shared by other people and now there is a new VP and theyre working hard on addressing all concerns. This new company is really interesting to me though. I seemed to jive really well with the interviewers who would be my potential teammates. They also knew how toxic my current company is and none of them really judged me for wanting to leave after 3 months. Feelsgood. I hate living with this anxiety with my current job. Work anxiety is the worst. Had it a ton when I worked in consulting --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:927720674] in Tfw you ha... [t:78024128]...</cite> <quote>Cleo_II posted... </cite> <quote>Guess I did well enough. Moving to final interview stages. Also in talks with my old company who wants me back. Seems like some of my grievances were shared by other people and now there is a new VP and theyre working hard on addressing all concerns. This new company is really interesting to me though. I seemed to jive really well with the interviewers who would be my potential teammates. They also knew how toxic my current company is and none of them really judged me for wanting to leave after 3 months. Feelsgood. I hate living with this anxiety with my current job.</quote> Work anxiety is the worst. Had it a ton when I worked in consulting </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tequilawhatitdo 09/20/19 7:26:52 PM #18:	Answering salary questions during an interview is easy as fuck --- http://www.abload.de/img/untitled-4fgojx.gif - #1 P4P Nachos = $3, Nachos con queso = $5, Champion Dos Nachos = Priceless <cite>Tequilawhatitdo posted [p:927720705] in Tfw you ha... [t:78024128]...</cite> <quote>Answering salary questions during an interview is easy as fuck </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMikh 09/20/19 7:32:18 PM #19:	My first answer: "That's negotiable." My second answer if they keep pushing: "Comparing my experience and skillset to salaries for similar roles in this area, my research suggests my market value is..." Usually they'll try to bargain it down 2-3k, but when actively job searching I tend to interview with multiple companies so they have to compete with the other offer. --- https://imgur.com/A0TAfek <cite>TheMikh posted [p:927720911] in Tfw you ha... [t:78024128]...</cite> <quote>My first answer: "That's negotiable." My second answer if they keep pushing: "Comparing my experience and skillset to salaries for similar roles in this area, my research suggests my market value is..." Usually they'll try to bargain it down 2-3k, but when actively job searching I tend to interview with multiple companies so they have to compete with the other offer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sexypwnstar 09/20/19 7:38:06 PM #20:	Tequilawhatitdo posted... Answering salary questions during an interview is easy as fuck Why don't you share with the class --- https://imgur.com/Su4g5 https://imgur.com/21DiJ <cite>Sexypwnstar posted [p:927721142] in Tfw you ha... [t:78024128]...</cite> <quote>Tequilawhatitdo posted...</cite> <quote>Answering salary questions during an interview is easy as fuck </quote> Why don't you share with the class</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cleo_II 09/20/19 7:38:53 PM #21:	No_U_L7 posted... Work anxiety is the worst. Had it a ton when I worked in consulting Yup I havent slept well in weeks. I had it pretty good at my old job and since I was there a few years there was very little pressure. This company is a lot bigger and super metrics driven. I am not a human being here. I miss feeling like one. Tequilawhatitdo posted... Answering salary questions during an interview is easy as fuck Answering is fine. My rate is just a lot higher than the average. Ive had a few companies admit to being unable to offer what I ask for. I have good reason though, I have a background that is unique and has made me more successful than the average. Not all sales folks in my field have actual engineering degrees. TheMikh posted... My first answer: "That's negotiable." My second answer if they keep pushing: "Comparing my experience and skillset to salaries for similar roles in this area, my research suggests my market value is..." Usually they'll try to bargain it down 2-3k, but when actively job searching I tend to interview with multiple companies so they have to compete with the other offer. Thats great. Always better to have options and get some better offers. <cite>Cleo_II posted [p:927721170] in Tfw you ha... [t:78024128]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted... </cite> <quote>Work anxiety is the worst. Had it a ton when I worked in consulting</quote>Yup I havent slept well in weeks. I had it pretty good at my old job and since I was there a few years there was very little pressure. This company is a lot bigger and super metrics driven. I am not a human being here. I miss feeling like one. Tequilawhatitdo posted... </cite> <quote>Answering salary questions during an interview is easy as fuck</quote>Answering is fine. My rate is just a lot higher than the average. Ive had a few companies admit to being unable to offer what I ask for. I have good reason though, I have a background that is unique and has made me more successful than the average. Not all sales folks in my field have actual engineering degrees. TheMikh posted... </cite> <quote>My first answer: "That's negotiable." My second answer if they keep pushing: "Comparing my experience and skillset to salaries for similar roles in this area, my research suggests my market value is..." Usually they'll try to bargain it down 2-3k, but when actively job searching I tend to interview with multiple companies so they have to compete with the other offer.</quote>Thats great. Always better to have options and get some better offers. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PiOverlord 09/20/19 7:39:44 PM #22:	Cleo_II posted... Guess I did well enough. Moving to final interview stages. Also in talks with my old company who wants me back. Seems like some of my grievances were shared by other people and now there is a new VP and theyre working hard on addressing all concerns. This new company is really interesting to me though. I seemed to jive really well with the interviewers who would be my potential teammates. They also knew how toxic my current company is and none of them really judged me for wanting to leave after 3 months. Feelsgood. I hate living with this anxiety with my current job. Good luck. --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 33, 500th posts: 28; PiO ATTN: 5 RotM wins 1, LETTEN MY ARROW FLYEN TRUE <cite>PiOverlord posted [p:927721206] in Tfw you ha... [t:78024128]...</cite> <quote>Cleo_II posted... </cite> <quote>Guess I did well enough. Moving to final interview stages. Also in talks with my old company who wants me back. Seems like some of my grievances were shared by other people and now there is a new VP and theyre working hard on addressing all concerns. This new company is really interesting to me though. I seemed to jive really well with the interviewers who would be my potential teammates. They also knew how toxic my current company is and none of them really judged me for wanting to leave after 3 months. Feelsgood. I hate living with this anxiety with my current job.</quote>Good luck. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Buu_88 09/20/19 7:41:42 PM #23:	What field you work in Cleo? --- Rehab is for quitters. <cite>Buu_88 posted [p:927721280] in Tfw you ha... [t:78024128]...</cite> <quote>What field you work in Cleo?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cleo_II 09/20/19 7:59:13 PM #24:	PiOverlord posted... Good luck. Thank you! Buu_88 posted... What field you work in Cleo? Tech sales. <cite>Cleo_II posted [p:927721883] in Tfw you ha... [t:78024128]...</cite> <quote>PiOverlord posted... </cite> <quote>Good luck.</quote>Thank you! Buu_88 posted... </cite> <quote>What field you work in Cleo?</quote>Tech sales. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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