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brestugo 09/13/19 7:08:53 PM #1: |
https://www.dallasnews.com/news/politics/2019/09/12/andrew-yang-challenges-sen-ted-cruz-in-basketball-and-cruz-tells-him-to-bring-it/
Texas Sen. Ted Cruz and Democratic presidential candidate Andrew Yang are about to settle their partisan differences the old fashioned way: a one-on-one game of basketball. The idea for the game was born on Twitter when a Fox News producer replied to a video of Yang playing basketball, saying Cruz and Yang should play each other. Cruz quickly dismissed the idea. "Sorry. You gotta poll at 5% or more to play on my court," Cruz tweeted. Yang replied, pointing out that he was polling at exactly 5% in a recent poll by The Hill and Harris X, and telling Cruz he would be "delighted to beat you in basketball." Cruz tweeted a gif telling Yang to "bring it." They publicly hammered out the rules of engagement, settling on a one-on-one format in Houston sometime Friday afternoon. Yang, an entrepreneur and former technology executive, will be in Houston, Cruz's hometown, for the Democratic primary debate Thursday evening. The loser will donate $5,000 to a nonpolitical charity of the winner's choice. Cruz confirmed Thursday morning that the game is still on. "I think so. Right before I walked in, I accepted," Cruz told a group of reporters at a breakfast hosted by The Christian Science Monitor. The Yang campaign did not immediately respond to a request for comment. Cruz has played this game before. Last June, the senator challenged late-night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel to a game of one-on-one, defeating him 11-9. The News said the game could only be described as "some really bad basketball," with Cruz and Kimmel taking more than 100 shots to get to that scoreline. Despite his win, Cruz appears to be positioning himself as the underdog, pointing out Yang's height advantage, superior shot form and ability to dunk on an 8-foot rim. "Look, the guy is, I'm pretty sure, taller than I am," Cruz said. "At least from online, it looks like he has a good shot. He's probably a better ball player than I am. It's part of why I suggested four-on-four. ... I think it would have been a better game and more fun. ... But I'm more than happy to do it." --- It's not about the size of the dog in the fight, it's about the size of the fight in the dog. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SaltyWet 09/13/19 7:09:42 PM #2: |
Who does Yang think he is? Jeremy Lin?
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Dark_Garioshi 09/13/19 7:20:36 PM #3: |
what the fuck
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OwlRammer 09/13/19 7:24:36 PM #4: |
I got 1000 freedom bux a month on Yang taking it all
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brestugo 09/13/19 8:02:51 PM #5: |
I don't know much about the athleticism of either one but Cruz seems like a fat fuck.
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Hanky_Bannister 09/13/19 8:05:30 PM #6: |
cruz too busy jjacking it to fake incest porn
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Damn_Underscore 09/13/19 8:05:50 PM #7: |
1v1 me
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Lordgold666 09/13/19 8:06:25 PM #8: |
Swish
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brestugo 09/14/19 3:31:39 AM #9: |
Hanky_Bannister posted...
cruz too busy jjacking it to fake incest porn He was hanging around AOC for a while. Supposedly 'working on legislation'... --- It's not about the size of the dog in the fight, it's about the size of the fight in the dog. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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brestugo 09/14/19 2:21:38 PM #10: |
Yang wants to play against Trump now.....
https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/461024-yang-says-hed-challenge-trump-on-basketball-court-i-would-school-him --- It's not about the size of the dog in the fight, it's about the size of the fight in the dog. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hanky_Bannister 09/14/19 2:24:12 PM #11: |
brestugo posted...
Yang wants to play against Trump now..... imagine the trump combover flopping on the court --- "3rd Best Whiskey in Northern Burma" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvjOu4EzjYg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BillyKidd 09/14/19 2:25:13 PM #12: |
Yang is fucking weird. Keeps challenging political opponents to acts of physicality. Challenges Trump to a push up contest, Cruz to basketball. Guess he doesn't have faith in his ability to debate the issues.
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brestugo 09/14/19 2:28:00 PM #13: |
Hanky_Bannister posted...
brestugo posted...Yang wants to play against Trump now..... Imagine Trump's belly shaking like Jello! Plus Trump seems like the kind of guy that will claim he was fouled on every play. --- It's not about the size of the dog in the fight, it's about the size of the fight in the dog. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SwordMaster13X 09/16/19 10:34:30 PM #14: |
Trump would never do it as he doesnt believe in exercise. If you exercise too much, then Trump thinks you are wasting your energy.
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Feline_Heart 09/16/19 10:37:48 PM #15: |
SwordMaster13X posted...
Trump would never do it as he doesnt believe in exercise. If you exercise too much, then Trump thinks you are wasting your energy. Doesnt he play golf every other day? --- Pickles the Drummer doodily doo ding dong doodily doodily doo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Omnislasher 09/16/19 10:37:55 PM #16: |
focusing on the important issues
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cuttin_in_farm 09/16/19 10:41:49 PM #17: |
BillyKidd posted...
Yang is fucking weird. Keeps challenging political opponents to acts of physicality. Challenges Trump to a push up contest, Cruz to basketball. Guess he doesn't have faith in his ability to debate the issues. Or hes trying to have fun while getting publicity since hes never allowed to talk. --- A show of kindness may not do much help, but a show of cruelty may do much harm. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TomNook20 09/16/19 10:44:06 PM #18: |
Loser quits politics.
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Tropicalwood 09/16/19 10:45:26 PM #19: |
Ted already kicked Jimmy Kimmel's sorry ass on the court
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brestugo 09/18/19 12:11:27 AM #20: |
Feline_Heart posted...
SwordMaster13X posted...Trump would never do it as he doesnt believe in exercise. If you exercise too much, then Trump thinks you are wasting your energy. About every weekend, IIRC. --- It's not about the size of the dog in the fight, it's about the size of the fight in the dog. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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konokonohamaru 09/18/19 12:13:41 AM #21: |
The way true AZNs settle disputes
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CruelBuffalo 09/18/19 12:17:14 AM #22: |
So obviously hes gonna meme his way to top 8....hopefully he works to help drive out his clowns to vote democrat when he obviously loses
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Shotgunnova 09/18/19 12:19:22 AM #23: |
Ted is way too important! Things to do, bodies to dispose of, etc.
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DifferentialEquation 09/18/19 12:24:13 AM #24: |
brestugo posted...
Yang wants to play against Trump now..... https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a56671/trump-athlete-cult/ I was always the best athlete. Something that nobody knew about me. I was the best baseball player in New York when I was young. But I also knew that it was very limited, because in those days you couldn't even make a lot of money playing baseball. Everybody wanted me to be a baseball player. But I was good in other sports too. I was good in wrestling, I was very good at football. I was always the best at sports. My money is on Trump. --- There's no business to be taxed. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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