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TeaMilk
09/11/19 10:00:06 PM
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my dad still doesnt want me to though. Just like he wouldn't let me buy a dagger that one time at the army surplus store :/
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SauI_Goodman
09/11/19 10:00:48 PM
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i want to fuck chuck i want to fight chuck
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inloveanddeath0
09/11/19 10:01:16 PM
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It's hard to tell which of your topics are serious sometimes

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HollowKnail
09/11/19 10:01:32 PM
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this disturbs me
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CADE FOSTER
09/11/19 10:02:25 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
09/11/19 10:02:35 PM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
It's hard to tell which of your topics are serious sometimes

The best part is this one is serious
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Ivynn
09/11/19 10:03:59 PM
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Does she know you've already been ovaries-deep in Cornman
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Touch
09/11/19 10:04:04 PM
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Duncanwii
09/11/19 10:04:08 PM
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@DocileOrangeCup
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SSJGrimReaper
09/11/19 10:04:38 PM
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Are you the one who said their mom has a phat butt
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TeaMilk
09/11/19 10:05:19 PM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
It's hard to tell which of your topics are serious sometimes
i dont know if ive said this before but i really like your avatar

HollowKnail posted...
this disturbs me
oh so you're taking my dad's side, huh?

CADE FOSTER posted...
Tell your mom that isnt cool and its illegal
no i think its legal
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Machete
09/11/19 10:05:31 PM
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if being allowed by parents to buy a dagger equates to being allowed to fuck, I'm wondering what sort of depraved sexual acts would equate to being given a machete by parents as an x-mas (or xxx-mas? >_>) gift because they saw it in an antique shop and my mother was like "oh we should buy this for him for x-mas because he has talked about machetes a lot" or something like that.
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HollowKnail
09/11/19 10:06:34 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
HollowKnail posted...

this disturbs me

oh so you're taking my dad's side, huh?

okay find. CORNGATS
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inloveanddeath0
09/11/19 10:06:49 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
i dont know if ive said this before but i really like your avatar
You might have. I don't remember

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HollowKnail
09/11/19 10:07:13 PM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
TeaMilk posted...
i dont know if ive said this before but i really like your avatar
You might have. I don't remember

it suits you pretty well I'd say
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ssj3vegeta_
09/11/19 10:07:37 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
09/11/19 10:08:05 PM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
TeaMilk posted...
i dont know if ive said this before but i really like your avatar
You might have. I don't remember

h-how did you see that quote?
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inloveanddeath0
09/11/19 10:08:31 PM
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HollowKnail posted...
it suits you pretty well I'd say
Suits me or TC?

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TeaMilk
09/11/19 10:08:41 PM
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Ivynn posted...
Does she know you've already been ovaries-deep in Cornman
well he didnt fit last time, but i didnt tell her that or anything

SSJGrimReaper posted...
Are you the one who said their mom has a phat butt
yes! she is 63 but looks great

Machete posted...
if being allowed by parents to buy a dagger equates to being allowed to fuck, I'm wondering what sort of depraved sexual acts would equate to being given a machete by parents as an x-mas (or xxx-mas? >_>) gift because they saw it in an antique shop and my mother was like "oh we should buy this for him for x-mas because he has talked about machetes a lot" or something like that.
huh no i just mentioned it to help illustrate that my father loves to deny me any pleasure in life
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HollowKnail
09/11/19 10:08:55 PM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
HollowKnail posted...
it suits you pretty well I'd say
Suits me or TC?

both really
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inloveanddeath0
09/11/19 10:09:24 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
h-how did you see that quote?
Huh?

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SSJGrimReaper
09/11/19 10:09:59 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
yes! she is 63 but looks great

aww shit yeah teamom ftw
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inloveanddeath0
09/11/19 10:10:11 PM
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HollowKnail posted...
both really
I don't see the connection to me

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HollowKnail
09/11/19 10:10:39 PM
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it's not a bad thing!
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inloveanddeath0
09/11/19 10:11:27 PM
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HollowKnail posted...
it's not a bad thing!
Ooh gotcha!

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inloveanddeath0
09/11/19 10:12:14 PM
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I think it's from Soul Eater if I remember right

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CapnMuffin
09/11/19 10:13:48 PM
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This is peak CEgal
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Machete
09/11/19 10:15:24 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
huh no i just mentioned it to help illustrate that my father loves to deny me any pleasure in life


ah okay. I can relate, though for reasons that are probably really different from yours. He is severely bipolar and we had a falling out and I haven't spoken to him in 2 1/2 years. That sucks that he has power over you still though :(. My parents' divorce and father's subsequent moving out could very well have unexpectedly been the best thing to happen to me lol. Anyway not trying to derail and apologies if it got too personal or TMI there o_O
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JimCarrysToe
09/11/19 10:17:18 PM
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I thought this was a duncan topic lol.
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VTBM
09/11/19 10:38:59 PM
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DocileOrangeCup
09/11/19 10:39:01 PM
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SSJGrimReaper
09/11/19 10:39:43 PM
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TeaMilk
09/11/19 10:50:28 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
I thought this was a duncan topic lol.
probably subconsciously duncan inspired tbh

VTBM posted...
So who are you gonna fuck?
im not sure let me ask my mom

CapnMuffin posted...
This is peak CEgal
yeah
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yunalenne10
09/11/19 10:51:49 PM
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Sounds like an adventure.
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Ruvan22
09/12/19 10:00:17 PM
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VTBM posted...
So who are you gonna fuck?


Who *isn't* she gonna fuck?
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SwordMaster13X
09/12/19 10:02:44 PM
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Why even ask?
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