Poll of the Day > Official KFC Colonel Sanders dating simulator

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Mead
09/10/19 4:15:15 PM
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argonautweakend
09/10/19 4:22:35 PM
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Why did the Sanders girls, Colonel Sanders own daughters refuse,absolutely refuse to taste the extra crispy fried chicken?

The taste reminded them of their late fathers foreskin.
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Mead
09/10/19 4:24:17 PM
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dude what the fuck

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argonautweakend
09/10/19 4:25:19 PM
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This dating simulator reminded me of a neil hamburger joke.
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Mead
09/10/19 4:28:35 PM
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argonautweakend posted...
This dating simulator reminded me of a neil hamburger joke.


Neil Hamburger is freaking hilarious

you should probably delete that post though it is 100% too offensive for gamefaqs lol

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Krow_Incarnate
09/10/19 4:30:42 PM
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Gonna download this shit immediately when I get home.
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argonautweakend
09/10/19 4:31:29 PM
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Man i don't care
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Zeus
09/10/19 4:42:42 PM
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Professor Dog is adorable. Otherwise this is a delightfully bizarre idea.

Also how the fuck did I miss this?
https://time.com/4770024/kfc-romance-novel-mothers-day/
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Mead
09/10/19 4:53:08 PM
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Zeus posted...
Professor Dog is adorable. Otherwise this is a delightfully bizarre idea.

Also how the fuck did I miss this?
https://time.com/4770024/kfc-romance-novel-mothers-day/


Lol amazing

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Yellow
09/10/19 5:11:50 PM
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I'm going to reply on their Twitter with this video every time they pretend to be cool

Or any other corner-cutting group of balding sociopaths presenting as a silly clown/colonel/whatever with silly memes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=JJ--faib7to

I think I'll make it into a couple gifs.

That said, I'm literally going to KFC right now.
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Aculo
09/10/19 5:22:45 PM
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argonautweakend posted...
Why did the Sanders girls, Colonel Sanders own daughters refuse,absolutely refuse to taste the extra crispy fried chicken?

The taste reminded them of their late fathers foreskin.

lmao what the fuck hahaha
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captpackrat
09/10/19 7:10:20 PM
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They published a romance novel a few years back, Tender Wings of Desire. It actually wasn't that bad.
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Zeus
09/10/19 7:31:14 PM
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Yellow posted...
I'm going to reply on their Twitter with this video every time they pretend to be cool

Or any other corner-cutting group of balding sociopaths presenting as a silly clown/colonel/whatever with silly memes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=JJ--faib7to

I think I'll make it into a couple gifs.

That said, I'm literally going to KFC right now.


Nobody wants to know how the sausage gets made... or the chicken, in this case.
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Mead
09/10/19 7:34:58 PM
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Zeus posted...
Nobody wants to know how the sausage gets made... or the chicken, in this case.


Its important that more people be aware of things like that though

Gotta be honest about how our food is made and make decisions about what is and is not morally acceptable

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Zeus
09/10/19 8:04:39 PM
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That sounds like vegetarian talk.
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Mead
09/10/19 8:07:04 PM
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Zeus posted...
That sounds like vegetarian talk.


You can eat meat while still caring about the level of suffering animals are subjected to

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zebatov
09/10/19 8:49:33 PM
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What on Earth did #2 say?
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Sarcasthma
09/10/19 10:19:43 PM
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zebatov posted...
What on Earth did #2 say?

#11
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keyblader1985
09/11/19 12:54:21 AM
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wolfy42
09/11/19 1:01:34 AM
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Lol

Ok, you win KFC, I'mma gonna give you another shot.

Chicken wasn't that great last time, popeyes was better, but damn if you don't deserve another chance just for being you.

*claps*
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Zeus
09/11/19 1:45:21 AM
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wolfy42 posted...
Chicken wasn't that great last time, popeyes was better, but damn if you don't deserve another chance just for being you.


I'm not sure if I have a favorite between the two. KFC's prices are certainly better, though.
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MICHALECOLE
09/11/19 1:50:35 AM
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KFC is always better in theory than when I actually get it.. it sounds so fucking amazing before you get it.. smells so good.. much excite.. then eat.. first piece incredible.. everything after that is just way too salty and rich.
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wolfy42
09/11/19 2:17:50 AM
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Zeus posted...
wolfy42 posted...
Chicken wasn't that great last time, popeyes was better, but damn if you don't deserve another chance just for being you.


I'm not sure if I have a favorite between the two. KFC's prices are certainly better, though.


Strange KFC is way more expensive here, then poppeys.

Poppeyes also has spicey extra crunchy chicken (very nice, crunchy but light batter (with a spicey flavor).

KFC just has original or extra crispy, and now grilled.

A 2 piece from KFC is 6$, but includes a breast and wing.

A 2 piece of leg/thigh (but you can get 2 legs) from poppeyes is $3 (might have been like $3.20).

So it's half the cost, you can also get a 10 piece for $15 (which is prob what I will get next time).

I used to get tons of flyers and coupons from both (and never went there), which I got one now.

Anyway, I'll give KFC's extra crispy another go. I think the 8 piece from them was around $15 (just for chicken), awhile ago....I'll call and check (doesn't show on the menu). That is close enough to the $15 for 10 pieces from poppeyes to at least give them a shot.

Major difference being when I went to poppeyes last week or so, I wanted more right away and have been waiting to go back.

I have not gone to KFC once in my life and then gone back within 3 months.
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Mead
09/11/19 2:20:20 AM
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Dang it this topic has made me hungry af

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wolfy42
09/11/19 5:03:44 AM
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Mead posted...
Dang it this topic has made me hungry af


Lol me 2. I plan on staying up till popeyes opens and getting some of their damn chicken at this point (i'll give KFC a try later, but I want good chicken enough to freaking drive 10-15 minutes for it, I'm getting the stuff I know I like.

Just sucks cause it's like 2 am, so that is a pretty freaking long wait.

That is the bad thing about sleeping till 6pm lately.
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The Popo
09/11/19 7:55:13 AM
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This topic reminded me of this from nearly 11 years ago. Not made by KFC, but KFC related:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1nluSJfxCg" data-time="&start=52

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