Poll of the Day > i hate it when i sit down on the toilet, and my wang touches the water, ok?

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Aculo 09/05/19 4:17:44 PM #1:	it sends chills up my spine, and i feel gross, ok? --- ok? <cite>Aculo posted [p:927020432] in i hate it ... [t:77990590]...</cite> <quote>it sends chills up my spine, and i feel gross, ok?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noop_Noop 09/05/19 4:20:05 PM #2:	its awful, but what is worse is when you drop a massive dump and then some of the water goes bloop right back up there --- I am your shepherd cloaked in obscenity. Heed these sickening words: I worship only what you bleed. <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:927020563] in i hate it ... [t:77990590]...</cite> <quote>its awful, but what is worse is when you drop a massive dump and then some of the water goes bloop right back up there</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 09/05/19 4:21:52 PM #3:	Having a big dick sounds terrible --- More malicious than mischievous <cite>Mead posted [p:927020645] in i hate it ... [t:77990590]...</cite> <quote>Having a big dick sounds terrible </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aculo 09/05/19 4:22:40 PM #4:	Noop_Noop posted... its awful, but what is worse is when you drop a massive dump and then some of the water goes bloop right back up there uggh, especially if it's a public toilet. the bacteria swimming straight up your...your... your openings, ok? --- ok? <cite>Aculo posted [p:927020685] in i hate it ... [t:77990590]...</cite> <quote>Noop_Noop posted...</cite> <quote>its awful, but what is worse is when you drop a massive dump and then some of the water goes bloop right back up there</quote> uggh, especially if it's a public toilet. the bacteria swimming straight up your...your... your openings, ok?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noop_Noop 09/05/19 4:26:14 PM #5:	and then its not like youre gonna push it back out, cuz the cold shock alone is gonna ensure maximum pucker --- I am your shepherd cloaked in obscenity. Heed these sickening words: I worship only what you bleed. <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:927020856] in i hate it ... [t:77990590]...</cite> <quote>and then its not like youre gonna push it back out, cuz the cold shock alone is gonna ensure maximum pucker</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EvilMegas 09/05/19 4:32:28 PM #6:	Mead posted... Having a big dick sounds terrible Its not very fun. --- Official King of Black People https://imgur.com/Zk3VS3o http://imgur.com/a/UeQiE https://imgur.com/aSnCUuI <cite>EvilMegas posted [p:927021168] in i hate it ... [t:77990590]...</cite> <quote>Mead posted...</cite> <quote>Having a big dick sounds terrible </quote> Its not very fun.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Greenfox111 09/05/19 4:33:42 PM #7:	You make this topic too often --- Don't ask. <cite>Greenfox111 posted [p:927021227] in i hate it ... [t:77990590]...</cite> <quote>You make this topic too often </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Broken_Zeus 09/05/19 4:40:41 PM #8:	That toilet must be overflowing for that to happen to you. --- Gamefaqs cannot handle my #BrokenBrilliance <cite>Broken_Zeus posted [p:927021600] in i hate it ... [t:77990590]...</cite> <quote>That toilet must be overflowing for that to happen to you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aculo 09/05/19 4:43:23 PM #9:	Noop_Noop posted... and then its not like youre gonna push it back out, cuz the cold shock alone is gonna ensure maximum pucker the bacteria horde is rushing in droves and seizing colon tower, ok? --- ok? <cite>Aculo posted [p:927021759] in i hate it ... [t:77990590]...</cite> <quote>Noop_Noop posted...</cite> <quote>and then its not like youre gonna push it back out, cuz the cold shock alone is gonna ensure maximum pucker</quote> the bacteria horde is rushing in droves and seizing colon tower, ok?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OhhhJa 09/05/19 4:46:03 PM #10:	I do hate toilets with high water level. Have to hold my package while I'm dookin <cite>OhhhJa posted [p:927021909] in i hate it ... [t:77990590]...</cite> <quote>I do hate toilets with high water level. Have to hold my package while I'm dookin</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fierce_Deity_08 09/05/19 5:03:17 PM #11:	Im glad I will never have this problem. Being female has its advantages. --- Official Fierce Deity in my own mind. GT: OnikaraStar, PSN: Onikara, NNID: OnikaraStar <cite>Fierce_Deity_08 posted [p:927022813] in i hate it ... [t:77990590]...</cite> <quote>Im glad I will never have this problem. Being female has its advantages.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trialia 09/05/19 5:07:31 PM #12:	Ewww. Yet another gross thing caused by American toilets being perpetually over-filled, ugh. --- Trialia ~ unfaithful-mirror.net PSN: Trialia_X, Xaedere (100%) \| XBL: trialia, Noquelle (100%) <cite>Trialia posted [p:927023025] in i hate it ... [t:77990590]...</cite> <quote>Ewww. Yet another gross thing caused by American toilets being perpetually over-filled, ugh.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OhhhJa 09/05/19 6:21:56 PM #13:	Trialia posted... Ewww. Yet another gross thing caused by American toilets being perpetually over-filled, ugh. I mean, it's pretty rare unless your junk is abnormally oversized. As a slightly above average male, very few toilets are overfilled that much <cite>OhhhJa posted [p:927026488] in i hate it ... [t:77990590]...</cite> <quote>Trialia posted...</cite> <quote>Ewww. Yet another gross thing caused by American toilets being perpetually over-filled, ugh.</quote> I mean, it's pretty rare unless your junk is abnormally oversized. As a slightly above average male, very few toilets are overfilled that much</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noop_Noop 09/05/19 6:47:15 PM #14:	Fierce_Deity_08 posted... Im glad I will never have this problem. Being female has its advantages. but what if you get splashback that goes right up your gopher hole? --- I am your shepherd cloaked in obscenity. Heed these sickening words: I worship only what you bleed. <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:927027545] in i hate it ... [t:77990590]...</cite> <quote>Fierce_Deity_08 posted...</cite> <quote>Im glad I will never have this problem. Being female has its advantages.</quote> but what if you get splashback that goes right up your gopher hole?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 09/05/19 7:24:32 PM #15:	Noop_Noop posted... its awful, but what is worse is when you drop a massive dump and then some of the water goes bloop right back up there I get this one. Splash-back sucks. Wang touching water though? Nah as my wang is small. Even if it was big I really don't see how that's possible with our toilets at least. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/kDysIcd <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:927029183] in i hate it ... [t:77990590]...</cite> <quote>Noop_Noop posted...</cite> <quote>its awful, but what is worse is when you drop a massive dump and then some of the water goes bloop right back up there</quote> I get this one. Splash-back sucks. Wang touching water though? Nah as my wang is small. Even if it was big I really don't see how that's possible with our toilets at least.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TomNook 09/05/19 7:26:19 PM #16:	I hate when I forget that I'm still sitting on the toilet and I flush, and I have to call a plumber to get my wang out of the sewer. --- Bells, bells, bells! <cite>TomNook posted [p:927029280] in i hate it ... [t:77990590]...</cite> <quote>I hate when I forget that I'm still sitting on the toilet and I flush, and I have to call a plumber to get my wang out of the sewer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aculo 09/05/19 8:30:23 PM #17:	TomNook posted... I hate when I forget that I'm still sitting on the toilet and I flush, and I have to call a plumber to get my wang out of the sewer. Hahahaha --- ok? <cite>Aculo posted [p:927031984] in i hate it ... [t:77990590]...</cite> <quote>TomNook posted...</cite> <quote>I hate when I forget that I'm still sitting on the toilet and I flush, and I have to call a plumber to get my wang out of the sewer.</quote> Hahahaha</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimCarrysToe 09/05/19 10:21:46 PM #18:	Noop_Noop posted... its awful, but what is worse is when you drop a massive dump and then some of the water goes bloop right back up there Lay a layer of toilet paper on the water, helps stop the splashing. --- {\^/}DEVOUT WORSHIPER OF THE MELON GODDESS{\^/} "Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...." -CanuckCowboy <cite>JimCarrysToe posted [p:927036988] in i hate it ... [t:77990590]...</cite> <quote>Noop_Noop posted...</cite> <quote>its awful, but what is worse is when you drop a massive dump and then some of the water goes bloop right back up there</quote> Lay a layer of toilet paper on the water, helps stop the splashing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noop_Noop 09/05/19 10:58:17 PM #19:	JimCarrysToe posted... Noop_Noop posted... its awful, but what is worse is when you drop a massive dump and then some of the water goes bloop right back up there Lay a layer of toilet paper on the water, helps stop the splashing. good sir, you have just improved my life measurably. no longer will i have to live in fear every time i need a dump --- I am your shepherd cloaked in obscenity. Heed these sickening words: I worship only what you bleed. <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:927038844] in i hate it ... [t:77990590]...</cite> <quote>JimCarrysToe posted...</cite> <quote>Noop_Noop posted...</cite> <quote>its awful, but what is worse is when you drop a massive dump and then some of the water goes bloop right back up there</quote> Lay a layer of toilet paper on the water, helps stop the splashing.</quote> good sir, you have just improved my life measurably. no longer will i have to live in fear every time i need a dump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 09/05/19 11:14:53 PM #20:	JimCarrysToe posted... Lay a layer of toilet paper on the water, helps stop the splashing. I will have to test this. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/kDysIcd <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:927039626] in i hate it ... [t:77990590]...</cite> <quote>JimCarrysToe posted...</cite> <quote>Lay a layer of toilet paper on the water, helps stop the splashing.</quote> I will have to test this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TomNook 09/05/19 11:16:55 PM #21:	wwinterj25 posted... JimCarrysToe posted... Lay a layer of toilet paper on the water, helps stop the splashing. I will have to test this. It works, but you have to keep reapplying if you are expecting to have a few big drops. I do it if I ever use a public bathroom, but it's not really worth the effort at home. At home, the splash into the butt lets me know I'm alive. --- Bells, bells, bells! <cite>TomNook posted [p:927039709] in i hate it ... [t:77990590]...</cite> <quote>wwinterj25 posted...</cite> <quote>JimCarrysToe posted...</cite> <quote>Lay a layer of toilet paper on the water, helps stop the splashing.</quote> I will have to test this.</quote> It works, but you have to keep reapplying if you are expecting to have a few big drops. I do it if I ever use a public bathroom, but it's not really worth the effort at home. At home, the splash into the butt lets me know I'm alive.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fierce_Deity_08 09/06/19 12:19:20 AM #22:	Noop_Noop posted... Fierce_Deity_08 posted... Im glad I will never have this problem. Being female has its advantages. but what if you get splashback that goes right up your gopher hole? Well, I have had that happen, but wiping usually fixes it. --- Official Fierce Deity in my own mind. GT: OnikaraStar, PSN: Onikara, NNID: OnikaraStar <cite>Fierce_Deity_08 posted [p:927042528] in i hate it ... [t:77990590]...</cite> <quote>Noop_Noop posted...</cite> <quote>Fierce_Deity_08 posted...</cite> <quote>Im glad I will never have this problem. Being female has its advantages.</quote> but what if you get splashback that goes right up your gopher hole?</quote> Well, I have had that happen, but wiping usually fixes it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noop_Noop 09/06/19 1:04:15 AM #23:	Fierce_Deity_08 posted... Noop_Noop posted... Fierce_Deity_08 posted... Im glad I will never have this problem. Being female has its advantages. but what if you get splashback that goes right up your gopher hole? Well, I have had that happen, but wiping usually fixes it. yeah, but that still seems like the sort of thing that would just fuck up your whole day --- I am your shepherd cloaked in obscenity. Heed these sickening words: I worship only what you bleed. <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:927043969] in i hate it ... [t:77990590]...</cite> <quote>Fierce_Deity_08 posted...</cite> <quote>Noop_Noop posted...</cite> <quote>Fierce_Deity_08 posted...</cite> <quote>Im glad I will never have this problem. Being female has its advantages.</quote> but what if you get splashback that goes right up your gopher hole?</quote> Well, I have had that happen, but wiping usually fixes it.</quote> yeah, but that still seems like the sort of thing that would just fuck up your whole day</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FatalAccident 09/06/19 1:11:23 AM #24:	TomNook posted... I hate when I forget that I'm still sitting on the toilet and I flush, and I have to call a plumber to get my wang out of the sewer. Rofl --- walks away <cite>FatalAccident posted [p:927044173] in i hate it ... [t:77990590]...</cite> <quote>TomNook posted...</cite> <quote>I hate when I forget that I'm still sitting on the toilet and I flush, and I have to call a plumber to get my wang out of the sewer.</quote> Rofl</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Molitheus 09/06/19 1:28:59 AM #25:	All you gotta do is swing your dick off to the side so it doesn't get in the water. After that, just do a courtesy flush after taking a dump so you can let your dick go for a swim.(don't forget the life jacket)If neither options work, wear a manpon. --- There will be death Harv-5 You wouldnt wanna eat me anyways, you'd only get the runs. Got it Fools? <cite>Molitheus posted [p:927044765] in i hate it ... [t:77990590]...</cite> <quote>All you gotta do is swing your dick off to the side so it doesn't get in the water. After that, just do a courtesy flush after taking a dump so you can let your dick go for a swim.(don't forget the life jacket)If neither options work, wear a manpon.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 09/06/19 1:46:58 AM #26:	Just throw it over your shoulder --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:927045284] in i hate it ... [t:77990590]...</cite> <quote>Just throw it over your shoulder</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OhhhJa 09/06/19 11:10:06 AM #27:	TomNook posted... I hate when I forget that I'm still sitting on the toilet and I flush, and I have to call a plumber to get my wang out of the sewer. The water treatment plant knows me by name now. There always calling and complaining my dick <cite>OhhhJa posted [p:927057556] in i hate it ... [t:77990590]...</cite> <quote>TomNook posted...</cite> <quote>I hate when I forget that I'm still sitting on the toilet and I flush, and I have to call a plumber to get my wang out of the sewer.</quote> The water treatment plant knows me by name now. There always calling and complaining my dick</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dedbus 09/06/19 11:23:36 AM #28:	Me too. So I had to turn off the water in the sink. <cite>dedbus posted [p:927058050] in i hate it ... [t:77990590]...</cite> <quote>Me too. So I had to turn off the water in the sink.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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