Current Events > Should you avoid women with horses?

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They be pretty crazy

My cousins ex had horses and she was one my closest friends for awhile
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Me and my horses will go wherever we please, dammit.
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Horses are spawns of satan

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Yeah and dont forget all the costs involved with the upkeep of the horse

metallica846 posted...

fucked in the head.

lol in what way

What is it about horses that make them this way anyways?

If they are true horse people they can be pretty amazing.
But a true horse person is a different breed.
It is a lifestyle as much as anything.

I live in a Horse town and have met all kinds of horse people.

Some people love horses very deeply. Others kind of just use them.
Having said all that, if you think a dog is high maintenance, that's nothing compared to having a horse.
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They're generally great people in my experience

Should you avoid women with horses?

If you're a man who watches his wallet, yes.

Her horse will basically be another kid she's going to eventually expect you to pay for.
And they're expensive as fuck...
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Are horse women like car guys
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Why can't you have a good dream about a horse...

Because if you go to sleep in the evening and thinking about horses then it is a night-mare .
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cjsdowg posted...

Why can't you have a good dream about a horse...

Because if you go to sleep in the evening and thinking about horses then it is a night-mare .

Oh boy, that one took several furlongs.

I'll take it, but it is much simpler to say, I go to the races, for the Fillies.
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Joke answer: of course, horse girls are crazy

Serious answer: even if you meet a sane one she's always going to love that horse more than you. She'll be up at 6am every morning and away for 2 hours every evening for that damn horse. Forget holidays or weekends away.

At best, you're dealing with someone who has very different interests in life.
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Equestrian clothing is kinda hot.
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I live in the countryside. To my experience, they are not crazy or weird. But they are spoilt brats.
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pinky0926 posted...

Joke answer: of course, horse girls are crazy

Serious answer: even if you meet a sane one she's always going to love that horse more than you. She'll be up at 6am every morning and away for 2 hours every evening for that damn horse. Forget holidays or weekends away.

At best, you're dealing with someone who has very different interests in life.

Truth. It doesn't make them bad people but for sure a unique breed.
They do tend to be pretty fit though...not going to lie about that!
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

My cousins ex had horses and she was one my closest friends for awhile

My brothers ex had a horse (she did show jumping). Bitch was fucking crazy. Not the good crazy either.
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If they keep a horse because they like horses and not as a lifestyle or image accessory then they tend to be really nice people.

If it's because "Mummy and Daddy kept them so to keep one's appearances up one must also maintain a stable" then avoid them.

If the feed bucket has dents on the bottom of it, avoid them.

If they expect you to pay for the horse's upkeep, avoid them.

Horses turn money into shit, but they are rather nice.
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No...its the horses you gotta worry about
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MuayThai85 posted...

Lost_All_Senses posted...

My cousins ex had horses and she was one my closest friends for awhile

My brothers ex had a horse (she did show jumping). Bitch was fucking crazy. Not the good crazy either.

What did she do?

You're forgetting the true enemy.

https://reductress.com/post/breaking-ferret-girls-are-the-new-horse-girls/

I grew up in a Triple Crown area and we thus have a lot of horse- and ferret-girls. They are the same, just with different economic strata (and a lot of poor people who want to be part of the horsey set). Owning a horse is necessarily a lifestyle because of everything that goes into training a megafauna.

I'd say only avoid them if you've never been around more than three people who have owned horses. If you know the subculture, you can know what you're getting into. But by knowing what you're getting into, you have to make sure you <bold>really</> know what you're getting into.
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As long as she doesn't expect you to pay for things related to the horse then it's fine. She'll be with the horse so often that you won't have put up with her or do things with her near as much as you would a horseless girlfriend.
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horse girls are usually more racist
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What if the girl is a centaur? Do we avoid her more?

To a horse girl, you will never matter more to her than her horse
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Tobi011 posted...

What if the girl is a centaur? Do we avoid her more?

What if she wins a lot of money and decides to modify her body?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFI3M4Nd9tQ" data-time="
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Looks like I'll never see my mom again

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VanananaHeyHey posted...

You're forgetting the true enemy.

https://reductress.com/post/breaking-ferret-girls-are-the-new-horse-girls/

I grew up in a Triple Crown area and we thus have a lot of horse- and ferret-girls. They are the same, just with different economic strata (and a lot of poor people who want to be part of the horsey set). Owning a horse is necessarily a lifestyle because of everything that goes into training a megafauna.

I'd say only avoid them if you've never been around more than three people who have owned horses. If you know the subculture, you can know what you're getting into. But by knowing what you're getting into, you have to make sure you <bold>really</> know what you're getting into.

Do share, a horse girl used to like me and I want to know what I missed out on
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Do share, a horse girl used to like me and I want to know what I missed out on

I mean, nothing more outlandish than what's been posted, but it is an extremely robust subculture. Not giving a **** about her hobby will not fly, compared to, say, gaming where it can be done individually. There is a tremendous social aspect to showing and racing, so you'd have to be ready to talk to a bunch of possibly-rich strangers several times a year.

The horse, being alive, needs exercise, so if you've never had a regular fitness or obligation requirement, that can do you in. Whether or not you engage in any training, you have to be ready for some times that are just wholly blocked out in perpetuity.

There is process involved: a fun ride involves fifteen minutes of set-up and thirty minutes of grooming and cooldown. You will be made to learn new vocabulary. You will become more comfortable with manure.

Anyone over age fifteen who has a hobby is a little weird about it. Most hobbies dont involve huge creatures. Horseback requires a willingness to assume what is correctly called animal husbandry. Like all-in "Moms" who have that as their main identity, so too will horse chicks be devoted to their mount. Whether they intend to or not, the time demands will force it to be their main preoccupation.

Best case scenario, large animal care will be an exercise in patience and tending to something external. Typical case, you'll have never had a non-optional task and will project craziness onto the care demands of a large beast.
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this would happen in the horsing business
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nay
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