Current Events > I could EASILY beat you in a fight because I'm fat.

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Another_Voice 09/02/19 11:16:13 PM #1:	1. You'd have to aim for my head because my body is padded by 6 inches of Tactical Combat Fat, while I can strike you anywhere and obliterate vital organs due to your complete lack of absorption. You'd just die eventually. 2. Thanks to the 150+ lbs of armor I carry around all the time, I'm literally lifting 24/7. Do you realize I won't even need to punch you? I can basically just sprint at your ass and trample you to death like a bison. 3. Your girlfriend understands facts 1 and 2, and she sees my fatness as a sign of potency and strength. She requires a big, strong man to protect her and provide for her, and my fatness demonstrates that I have an overabundance of material resources. So, not only will I be trampling you like a bull, I'll be the bull in your bed, satisfying your girlfriend. <cite>Another_Voice posted [p:926889099] in I could EA... [t:77983178]...</cite> <quote>1. You'd have to aim for my head because my body is padded by 6 inches of Tactical Combat Fat, while I can strike you anywhere and obliterate vital organs due to your complete lack of absorption. You'd just die eventually. 2. Thanks to the 150+ lbs of armor I carry around all the time, I'm literally lifting 24/7. Do you realize I won't even need to punch you? I can basically just sprint at your ass and trample you to death like a bison. 3. Your girlfriend understands facts 1 and 2, and she sees my fatness as a sign of potency and strength. She requires a big, strong man to protect her and provide for her, and my fatness demonstrates that I have an overabundance of material resources. So, not only will I be trampling you like a bull, I'll be the bull in your bed, satisfying your girlfriend.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk 09/02/19 11:16:46 PM #2:	Do you have testicles or a vagina? --- https://i.imgtc.ws/ZSMkmi1.jpg <cite>RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted [p:926889122] in I could EA... [t:77983178]...</cite> <quote>Do you have testicles or a vagina?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 09/02/19 11:17:47 PM #3:	Good topic --- http://error1355.com/ce/DocileOrangeCup.html https://imgur.com/UaVD352 Show icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:926889170] in I could EA... [t:77983178]...</cite> <quote>Good topic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Another_Voice 09/03/19 11:01:08 PM #4:	^I know that <cite>Another_Voice posted [p:926935332] in I could EA... [t:77983178]...</cite> <quote>^I know that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta_MAX 09/03/19 11:01:31 PM #5:	But i'm fat too and I'm a virgin. --- I'm Veggeta X's alt <cite>Veggeta_MAX posted [p:926935349] in I could EA... [t:77983178]...</cite> <quote>But i'm fat too and I'm a virgin. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Squall28 09/03/19 11:02:47 PM #6:	How fat are you? --- If you're going through hell, keep going. -Winston Churchill <cite>Squall28 posted [p:926935407] in I could EA... [t:77983178]...</cite> <quote>How fat are you?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dib153 09/03/19 11:03:12 PM #7:	Tactical combat fat --- "Dib is my new hero. Epic insult man, epic to the max" ~ Drakona <cite>dib153 posted [p:926935436] in I could EA... [t:77983178]...</cite> <quote>Tactical combat fat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Another_Voice 09/06/19 5:51:13 AM #8:	Yes <cite>Another_Voice posted [p:927049626] in I could EA... [t:77983178]...</cite> <quote>Yes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 09/06/19 5:54:32 AM #9:	delivers a hard kick to the side of your knee That story doesn't have a leg to stand on, and now neither do you. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:927049666] in I could EA... [t:77983178]...</cite> <quote>delivers a hard kick to the side of your knee That story doesn't have a leg to stand on, and now neither do you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
industrializeit 09/06/19 7:43:47 AM #10:	Tc you're disgusting, and it's not because you're fat --- I personally like Link as a Rugged Shaman Swashbuckler more than Resourceful Gadget Boy. That's why Zelda II is one of my all time favorites, ...(see quote) <cite>industrializeit posted [p:927051397] in I could EA... [t:77983178]...</cite> <quote>Tc you're disgusting, and it's not because you're fat</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rodu_jr 09/06/19 7:48:23 AM #11:	fatties have no cardio, tc would throw clumsy punch or two and then lay down exhausted <cite>rodu_jr posted [p:927051519] in I could EA... [t:77983178]...</cite> <quote>fatties have no cardio, tc would throw clumsy punch or two and then lay down exhausted</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thompson 09/06/19 8:03:17 AM #12:	However, a low agility stat confers very few action points to use per turn. --- Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images. <cite>Thompson posted [p:927051863] in I could EA... [t:77983178]...</cite> <quote>However, a low agility stat confers very few action points to use per turn.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 09/06/19 8:04:10 AM #13:	rodu_jr posted... fatties have no cardio, tc would throw clumsy punch or two and then lay down exhausted TC only needs two hits. Him hitting you, and you hitting the ground. --- https://i.imgtc.ws/6bQHG9L.gif <cite>Touch posted [p:927051882] in I could EA... [t:77983178]...</cite> <quote>rodu_jr posted...</cite> <quote>fatties have no cardio, tc would throw clumsy punch or two and then lay down exhausted</quote> TC only needs two hits. Him hitting you, and you hitting the ground.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CookieV3 09/06/19 8:04:18 AM #14:	Maybe if Im standing still sprinting and trampling me would work before youd need a breath --- nonononononononononononnonononoknownononono <cite>CookieV3 posted [p:927051887] in I could EA... [t:77983178]...</cite> <quote>Maybe if Im standing still sprinting and trampling me would work before youd need a breath</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KillerSlaw 09/06/19 8:10:51 AM #15:	1. I'd simply have to choke you out, which wouldn't be hard because you're slow and have trouble breathing anyway, and you have no chin so you'd have a hard time just looking down to stop my inner arm from locking around your windpipe. From there, I would just curbstomp your unconscious head in. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." <cite>KillerSlaw posted [p:927052057] in I could EA... [t:77983178]...</cite> <quote>1. I'd simply have to choke you out, which wouldn't be hard because you're slow and have trouble breathing anyway, and you have no chin so you'd have a hard time just looking down to stop my inner arm from locking around your windpipe. From there, I would just curbstomp your unconscious head in.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Music_Rock_Cat 09/06/19 8:11:25 AM #16:	Fat = Slow Me = Quick You = done --- Cat's Claw <cite>Music_Rock_Cat posted [p:927052069] in I could EA... [t:77983178]...</cite> <quote>Fat = Slow Me = Quick You = done</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ilishe 09/06/19 8:13:23 AM #17:	Cormier vs Stipe (2) proves you wrong tho --- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ <cite>Ilishe posted [p:927052110] in I could EA... [t:77983178]...</cite> <quote>Cormier vs Stipe (2) proves you wrong tho</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jpenny2 09/06/19 8:24:44 AM #18:	--- Fren Code: 2767-3374-3343 \|\| IGN: Penny \|\| TSV: 3067 \|\| Sig NFT I hate sarcasm. I'm also not too fond of irony. \| Permanently banned <cite>jpenny2 posted [p:927052347] in I could EA... [t:77983178]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
specialkid8 09/06/19 8:30:09 AM #19:	Everyone's the same size at the ankles. <cite>specialkid8 posted [p:927052483] in I could EA... [t:77983178]...</cite> <quote>Everyone's the same size at the ankles.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 09/06/19 8:44:11 AM #20:	Ilishe posted... Cormier vs Stipe (2) proves you wrong tho What happened in the first bout tho when Cormier was heavier than the second bout --- https://i.imgtc.ws/6bQHG9L.gif <cite>Touch posted [p:927052823] in I could EA... [t:77983178]...</cite> <quote>Ilishe posted...</cite> <quote>Cormier vs Stipe (2) proves you wrong tho</quote> What happened in the first bout tho when Cormier was heavier than the second bout</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KillerSlaw 09/06/19 8:45:21 AM #21:	jpenny2 posted... E. Honda isn't fat though, he has clear pectoral, abdominal, bicep and calf definition. There isn't an ounce of fat on that dude. You might not like it, but that's peak performance right there. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." <cite>KillerSlaw posted [p:927052856] in I could EA... [t:77983178]...</cite> <quote>jpenny2 posted...</cite> <quote></quote> E. Honda isn't fat though, he has clear pectoral, abdominal, bicep and calf definition. There isn't an ounce of fat on that dude. You might not like it, but that's peak performance right there.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid Snake07 09/06/19 8:48:05 AM #22:	I'd choke your fatass to death --- "People incapable of guilt usually do have a good time" -Detective Rust Cohle <cite>Solid Snake07 posted [p:927052938] in I could EA... [t:77983178]...</cite> <quote>I'd choke your fatass to death</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dr_marble 09/06/19 9:00:20 AM #23:	We need to get a sumo wrestler to come over for a UFC fight. It may end quickly one way or the other, but you know you'd be watching. --- If cuckoldry is a thinking man's fetish, explain G-Eazy. <cite>dr_marble posted [p:927053271] in I could EA... [t:77983178]...</cite> <quote>We need to get a sumo wrestler to come over for a UFC fight. It may end quickly one way or the other, but you know you'd be watching.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Another_Voice 09/06/19 5:45:18 PM #24:	Touch posted... Ilishe posted... Cormier vs Stipe (2) proves you wrong tho What happened in the first bout tho when Cormier was heavier than the second bout Cormier was also winning the second fight easily aside from the last 10 seconds <cite>Another_Voice posted [p:927074398] in I could EA... [t:77983178]...</cite> <quote>Touch posted...</cite> <quote>Ilishe posted...</cite> <quote>Cormier vs Stipe (2) proves you wrong tho</quote> What happened in the first bout tho when Cormier was heavier than the second bout</quote> Cormier was also winning the second fight easily aside from the last 10 seconds</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pogo_Marimo 09/06/19 5:47:40 PM #25:	I have the power of GOD and ANIME on my side! --- It feels like they're pretending. It's like they just want blowjobs and they know these songs will get them http://www.last.fm/user/Pogo92 <cite>Pogo_Marimo posted [p:927074495] in I could EA... [t:77983178]...</cite> <quote>I have the power of GOD and ANIME on my side!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 09/06/19 5:48:14 PM #26:	Another_Voice posted... I can basically just sprint I counter with the Kamehameha, as long as we're entertaining pure flights of fancy. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:927074526] in I could EA... [t:77983178]...</cite> <quote>Another_Voice posted... </cite> <quote>I can basically just sprint</quote>I counter with the Kamehameha, as long as we're entertaining pure flights of fancy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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