Current Events > Man who launched an ATTACK against WOMEN for hating SHORT MEN is ARRESTED!!

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mrduckbear
08/27/19 12:02:23 AM
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Do you think this oompa loompa has good reason to be "Angry" with the world? - Results (0 votes)
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45 y/o Chris Morgan, now the infamous "Angry Bagel Man" who launched a foulmouthed rant against WOMEN who discriminate SHORT MEN is now in some HOT WATER as he was recorded being ARRESTED at the Bay Shore Marina in New York!!

Dailymail caught the moment the shrimp was fighting a much taller man as cops came on the scene and easily hand cuffed him and held him down as bystanders recorded the footage

Morgan has become infamous for his short temper and having "shot to fame" last month when he picked a fight with female strangers he thought were mocking him because of his height in Long Island.

He told dailymail that he was a PROPHET and a MARTIN LUTHERKING of little people

He said he lost his temper because it got to the point where he had enough and was tired of the "immaturity" ofgirls who dumped him cause of his height

He said "The girls hate me, they don't like me, that's fine. Now i have a mission, i'm not stopping and the world is going to hear me. I want equality for everybody"

The cleaning company owner was married in 2007 but divorced after 5 years and now says women are only after him for his MONEY and that they use him on dates but then tell him he's too short

He said men don't have a job as GOOD as him and they don't have fancy cars as he drives and are more UGLIER than he is to top it off.

Morgan has had enough of women who judge him but don't like to be judged themselves and said that little men have "feelings too"

Over the past weeks, Dailymail has caught him trying to cash in on his fame by launching himself as a "comedian" and signing himself up in a boxing match with Lenny Dykstra.

But he's faced fierce legal opposition after trying to adopt "Bagel Boss" resulting a cease and desist order from lawyers representing the cafe chain

Now he's using the monikor "The Angry Bagel Guy"

He was seen fighting a much taller man just last week after he claimed 2 women begged him at 2:30am to hang out with him at Jake's 58 Casino but claims it was a rouse to play f****** mind games and have their uncle start s*** with him.

He was seen getting TKO'd by the man as the man yells "You put your hands on a woman" as Morgan said "Punch me again and i'll knock you right out" and that's when he gets decked

Do you think this man has good reason to be "Angry"?

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Touya999
08/27/19 12:11:55 AM
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HANGtheDJ_86
08/27/19 12:14:30 AM
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But now the whole world knows that short dudes aren't gonna take it anymore

Nothing good can come from this
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SauI_Goodman
08/27/19 12:14:38 AM
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lmao that pic of him on the ground in cuffs is glorious!
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MabusIncarnate
08/27/19 12:14:55 AM
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lol @ oompa loompa

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SaccharineSmile
08/27/19 12:16:20 AM
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guess life is short, do want you want!
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MabusIncarnate
08/27/19 12:16:37 AM
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Short people RISE UP!

Hold on, let me get you a stool..

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YokoGeri
08/27/19 12:17:01 AM
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he looks so angry lmao
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ZeroSuitLink
08/27/19 12:19:12 AM
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Jesus hes right though

Some people are so judgmental and wont hesitate to put you down but they themselves dont deserve to be treated the same way
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fhqwhgads
08/27/19 12:19:49 AM
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mrduckbear posted...
Do you think this oompa loompa has good reason to be "Angry" with the world?

Yeah when certain types are calling you an oompa loompa i think it's a pretty natural reaction.
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brestugo
08/27/19 12:19:57 AM
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Totally shocked a such mild-mannered guy is in trouble with the law.
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Darmik
08/27/19 12:21:26 AM
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Caller: "Yeah, you were talking about short guys and attitudes. Well, you know you'd have an attitude too if you couldn't reach the frigging cheesy-swirls at the grocery store."

Lazlow: "Yeah, I mean, sometimes it seems like the whole world's against ya, I mean..."

Caller 3: "You know, we're not talking about you! What kind of ego-maniac are you? You got your own show, how about letting other people talk for a change? You're all the same you giants, 'oh, I'm tall, I'm so important, listen to me talk about my tall stuff. I think I'll put this on the top shelf, hey, what's the weather like down there? How's it going short-stuff? Can you get that, your closer. Why so sad, pee-wee?' Who do you think you are?!?!? Short people are people too!!!"
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LadyVyxx
08/27/19 12:23:15 AM
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Sometimes I want to make a joke about short people but honestly I dont want to stoop to their level
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Mr_Karate_II
08/27/19 12:23:32 AM
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Darmik posted...
Caller: "Yeah, you were talking about short guys and attitudes. Well, you know you'd have an attitude too if you couldn't reach the frigging cheesy-swirls at the grocery store."

Lazlow: "Yeah, I mean, sometimes it seems like the whole world's against ya, I mean..."

Caller 3: "You know, we're not talking about you! What kind of ego-maniac are you? You got your own show, how about letting other people talk for a change? You're all the same you giants, 'oh, I'm tall, I'm so important, listen to me talk about my tall stuff. I think I'll put this on the top shelf, hey, what's the weather like down there? How's it going short-stuff? Can you get that, your closer. Why so sad, pee-wee?' Who do you think you are?!?!? Short people are people too!!!"

LMFAO!
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Mr_Karate_II
08/27/19 12:25:07 AM
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He so had it coming
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BigDD67
08/27/19 1:02:43 AM
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I'd be mad as hell if i was that short too.
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MrMallard
08/27/19 1:11:01 AM
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I'm sure it's height discrimination, not his aggressive attitude and continued perchant to challenge people to fights.
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mrduckbear
08/27/19 8:36:43 PM
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most say no
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Rebel_Patriot
08/27/19 8:55:48 PM
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Ive already had it about





up to here with that guy
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biggernails
08/27/19 8:57:11 PM
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tbf, women truly are pretty horrible to short dudes. I feel sorry for short guys
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IfGodCouldDie
08/27/19 9:33:14 PM
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He says they dump him because of his height, if height was an issue why did they date him in the first place?
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Villain
08/27/19 9:37:09 PM
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This guy is an asshole though, and deserves what he gets (or doesn't get)
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