Current Events > Apple: Please don't let your Apple Credit Card touch anything

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Tired-Insomniac 08/22/19 1:09:02 PM #1:	https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/22/tech/apple-card-discoloration-trnd/index.html lol --- "I like turtles" <cite>Tired-Insomniac posted [p:926405239] in Apple: Ple... [t:77956802]...</cite> <quote>https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/22/tech/apple-card-discoloration-trnd/index.html lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 08/22/19 1:12:59 PM #2:	Wut --- Clean Butt Crew <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:926405412] in Apple: Ple... [t:77956802]...</cite> <quote>Wut</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Super Saiyan 3 Goku 08/22/19 1:13:49 PM #3:	Steve Jobs, who wore jeans every day of his life, would have never signed off on this. --- When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. - Confucius <cite>Super Saiyan 3 Goku posted [p:926405443] in Apple: Ple... [t:77956802]...</cite> <quote>Steve Jobs, who wore jeans every day of his life, would have never signed off on this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC 08/22/19 1:15:19 PM #4:	Hilarious. Only Apple could fuck up something like this. --- "I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence." <cite>DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted [p:926405488] in Apple: Ple... [t:77956802]...</cite> <quote>Hilarious. Only Apple could fuck up something like this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tired-Insomniac 08/22/19 1:15:44 PM #5:	I forgot they even had a credit card tbh Does it cost $1000 --- "I like turtles" <cite>Tired-Insomniac posted [p:926405512] in Apple: Ple... [t:77956802]...</cite> <quote>I forgot they even had a credit card tbh Does it cost $1000</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 08/22/19 1:16:20 PM #6:	Super Saiyan 3 Goku posted... Steve Jobs, who wore jeans every day of his life, would have never signed off on this. Jobs loved to wear skinny jeans and so much of his design philosophy regarding iPods and iPhones were that he had to not be able to feel them in his jeans pocket when he say down. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:926405538] in Apple: Ple... [t:77956802]...</cite> <quote>Super Saiyan 3 Goku posted... </cite> <quote>Steve Jobs, who wore jeans every day of his life, would have never signed off on this.</quote>Jobs loved to wear skinny jeans and so much of his design philosophy regarding iPods and iPhones were that he had to not be able to feel them in his jeans pocket when he say down. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 08/22/19 1:16:51 PM #7:	So this is only an aesthetic issue? While other credit cards also experience some wear and tear over time, Apple put an emphasis at its launch event on the "beautiful" look of the card. Figures. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:926405557] in Apple: Ple... [t:77956802]...</cite> <quote>So this is only an aesthetic issue? <quote>While other credit cards also experience some wear and tear over time, Apple put an emphasis at its launch event on the "beautiful" look of the card.</quote> Figures.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 08/22/19 1:17:16 PM #8:	Most significant change to credit cards in the last 50 years. Well, they werent lying. --- UnfairRepresent: "wut? who are you?" Ivynn: "DAYUM Shablagoo made you meltdown so hard you blocked it and him from your memory!" <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:926405576] in Apple: Ple... [t:77956802]...</cite> <quote>Most significant change to credit cards in the last 50 years. Well, they werent lying.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AvantgardeAClue 08/22/19 1:17:28 PM #9:	Does this card actually cost anything or are you entitled to one if you have Apple Card at all --- Sometimes I say things and I'm not voice acting. <cite>AvantgardeAClue posted [p:926405583] in Apple: Ple... [t:77956802]...</cite> <quote>Does this card actually cost anything or are you entitled to one if you have Apple Card at all</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DifferentialEquation 08/22/19 1:17:41 PM #10:	Now they can make their own Apple branded wallets designed for their credit cards. --- There's no business to be taxed. <cite>DifferentialEquation posted [p:926405592] in Apple: Ple... [t:77956802]...</cite> <quote>Now they can make their own Apple branded wallets designed for their credit cards.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tired-Insomniac 08/22/19 1:20:07 PM #11:	DifferentialEquation posted... Now they can make their own Apple branded wallets designed for their credit cards. For the low low price of $1199 --- "I like turtles" <cite>Tired-Insomniac posted [p:926405696] in Apple: Ple... [t:77956802]...</cite> <quote>DifferentialEquation posted...</cite> <quote>Now they can make their own Apple branded wallets designed for their credit cards.</quote> For the low low price of $1199</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 08/22/19 1:20:23 PM #12:	DifferentialEquation posted... Now they can make their own Apple branded wallets designed for their credit cards. Credit card slots sold separately. --- UnfairRepresent: "wut? who are you?" Ivynn: "DAYUM Shablagoo made you meltdown so hard you blocked it and him from your memory!" <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:926405709] in Apple: Ple... [t:77956802]...</cite> <quote>DifferentialEquation posted...</cite> <quote>Now they can make their own Apple branded wallets designed for their credit cards.</quote> Credit card slots sold separately.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tired-Insomniac 08/22/19 1:21:05 PM #13:	Shablagoo posted... DifferentialEquation posted... Now they can make their own Apple branded wallets designed for their credit cards. Credit card slots sold separately. For the low low price of $289.99 per slot --- "I like turtles" <cite>Tired-Insomniac posted [p:926405740] in Apple: Ple... [t:77956802]...</cite> <quote>Shablagoo posted...</cite> <quote>DifferentialEquation posted...</cite> <quote>Now they can make their own Apple branded wallets designed for their credit cards.</quote> Credit card slots sold separately.</quote> For the low low price of $289.99 per slot</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LadyVyxx 08/22/19 1:23:30 PM #14:	Apple: Our Precious Credit Card Must Be Handled Like a Delicate Flower From Heaven <cite>LadyVyxx posted [p:926405826] in Apple: Ple... [t:77956802]...</cite> <quote>Apple: Our Precious Credit Card Must Be Handled Like a Delicate Flower From Heaven</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hanky_Bannister 08/22/19 1:24:58 PM #15:	what about when you need to shove that thing in a juicy terminal slot to pay for something? --- "3rd Best Whiskey in Northern Burma" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvjOu4EzjYg <cite>Hanky_Bannister posted [p:926405890] in Apple: Ple... [t:77956802]...</cite> <quote>what about when you need to shove that thing in a juicy terminal slot to pay for something?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tired-Insomniac 08/22/19 1:27:54 PM #16:	Hanky_Bannister posted... what about when you need to shove that thing in a juicy terminal slot to pay for something? "Please stop using your Apple Credit Card to pay for things, use Apple Pay on your Apple iPhone instead. Apple." --- "I like turtles" <cite>Tired-Insomniac posted [p:926406018] in Apple: Ple... [t:77956802]...</cite> <quote>Hanky_Bannister posted...</cite> <quote>what about when you need to shove that thing in a juicy terminal slot to pay for something?</quote> "Please stop using your Apple Credit Card to pay for things, use Apple Pay on your Apple iPhone instead. Apple."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tired-Insomniac 08/22/19 1:28:32 PM #17:	Steve Jobs rolling in his damn grave over what his company has become --- "I like turtles" <cite>Tired-Insomniac posted [p:926406049] in Apple: Ple... [t:77956802]...</cite> <quote>Steve Jobs rolling in his damn grave over what his company has become</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 08/22/19 1:29:12 PM #18:	Tired-Insomniac posted... Hanky_Bannister posted... what about when you need to shove that thing in a juicy terminal slot to pay for something? "Please stop using your Apple Credit Card to pay for things, use Apple Pay on your Apple iPhone instead. Apple." --- UnfairRepresent: "wut? who are you?" Ivynn: "DAYUM Shablagoo made you meltdown so hard you blocked it and him from your memory!" <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:926406074] in Apple: Ple... [t:77956802]...</cite> <quote>Tired-Insomniac posted...</cite> <quote>Hanky_Bannister posted...</cite> <quote>what about when you need to shove that thing in a juicy terminal slot to pay for something?</quote> "Please stop using your Apple Credit Card to pay for things, use Apple Pay on your Apple iPhone instead. Apple."</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hanky_Bannister 08/22/19 1:30:30 PM #19:	Shablagoo posted... Tired-Insomniac posted... Hanky_Bannister posted... what about when you need to shove that thing in a juicy terminal slot to pay for something? "Please stop using your Apple Credit Card to pay for things, use Apple Pay on your Apple iPhone instead. Apple." --- "3rd Best Whiskey in Northern Burma" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvjOu4EzjYg <cite>Hanky_Bannister posted [p:926406139] in Apple: Ple... [t:77956802]...</cite> <quote>Shablagoo posted...</cite> <quote>Tired-Insomniac posted...</cite> <quote>Hanky_Bannister posted...</cite> <quote>what about when you need to shove that thing in a juicy terminal slot to pay for something?</quote> "Please stop using your Apple Credit Card to pay for things, use Apple Pay on your Apple iPhone instead. Apple."</quote> </quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HANGtheDJ_86 08/22/19 1:31:07 PM #20:	That's still better than having to replace the plastic ones every 5 years. Edit: I just checked and it's actually 3 years. --- Green is the Color <cite>HANGtheDJ_86 posted [p:926406158] in Apple: Ple... [t:77956802]...</cite> <quote>That's still better than having to replace the plastic ones every 5 years. Edit: I just checked and it's actually 3 years.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wetterdew 08/22/19 1:55:14 PM #21:	It's normal for cards to get scuffed up in wallets. All of mine are to some degree. It just stands out more than usual on a card that's almost entirely just white. --- Touch fuzzy get dizzy. <cite>Wetterdew posted [p:926407221] in Apple: Ple... [t:77956802]...</cite> <quote>It's normal for cards to get scuffed up in wallets. All of mine are to some degree. It just stands out more than usual on a card that's almost entirely just white.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 08/22/19 2:16:49 PM #22:	Seriously though I couple of cards I had recently expired and the new ones they sent me were so nice I bought an aluminum wallet to keep them safe from scratches lmao. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:926408117] in Apple: Ple... [t:77956802]...</cite> <quote>Seriously though I couple of cards I had recently expired and the new ones they sent me were so nice I bought an aluminum wallet to keep them safe from scratches lmao. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shinnokxz 08/22/19 2:20:22 PM #23:	It's hard to believe considering how much of a meme company apple is that they still have unfettered support from their consumers <cite>Shinnokxz posted [p:926408257] in Apple: Ple... [t:77956802]...</cite> <quote>It's hard to believe considering how much of a meme company apple is that they still have unfettered support from their consumers </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hanky_Bannister 08/22/19 2:27:31 PM #24:	Tyranthraxus posted... aluminum wallet ? can you put it in your pocket? seems uncomfortable --- "3rd Best Whiskey in Northern Burma" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvjOu4EzjYg <cite>Hanky_Bannister posted [p:926408536] in Apple: Ple... [t:77956802]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted...</cite> <quote>aluminum wallet</quote> ? can you put it in your pocket? seems uncomfortable</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HANGtheDJ_86 08/22/19 2:38:41 PM #25:	Hanky_Bannister posted... Tyranthraxus posted... aluminum wallet ? can you put it in your pocket? seems uncomfortable Regular wallets aren't really all that comfortable to sit on either. --- Green is the Color <cite>HANGtheDJ_86 posted [p:926409036] in Apple: Ple... [t:77956802]...</cite> <quote>Hanky_Bannister posted...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted...</cite> <quote>aluminum wallet</quote> ? can you put it in your pocket? seems uncomfortable</quote> Regular wallets aren't really all that comfortable to sit on either.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hanky_Bannister 08/22/19 2:39:18 PM #26:	HANGtheDJ_86 posted... Hanky_Bannister posted... Tyranthraxus posted... aluminum wallet ? can you put it in your pocket? seems uncomfortable Regular wallets aren't really all that comfortable to sit on either. true. --- "3rd Best Whiskey in Northern Burma" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvjOu4EzjYg <cite>Hanky_Bannister posted [p:926409059] in Apple: Ple... [t:77956802]...</cite> <quote>HANGtheDJ_86 posted...</cite> <quote>Hanky_Bannister posted...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted...</cite> <quote>aluminum wallet</quote> ? can you put it in your pocket? seems uncomfortable</quote> Regular wallets aren't really all that comfortable to sit on either.</quote> true.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tired-Insomniac 08/22/19 2:40:06 PM #27:	Tyranthraxus posted... Seriously though I couple of cards I had recently expired and the new ones they sent me were so nice I bought an aluminum wallet to keep them safe from scratches lmao. When I got my new Amazon Prime Visa in the mail and the card was made of metal instead of plastic I felt like a big shot --- "I like turtles" <cite>Tired-Insomniac posted [p:926409098] in Apple: Ple... [t:77956802]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted...</cite> <quote>Seriously though I couple of cards I had recently expired and the new ones they sent me were so nice I bought an aluminum wallet to keep them safe from scratches lmao. </quote> When I got my new Amazon Prime Visa in the mail and the card was made of metal instead of plastic I felt like a big shot</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 08/22/19 2:44:05 PM #28:	Hanky_Bannister posted... ? can you put it in your pocket? seems uncomfortable It's significantly smaller than a phone so yes. I don't use this exact one but it's extremely similar https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07WC3NXVH/ --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:926409275] in Apple: Ple... [t:77956802]...</cite> <quote>Hanky_Bannister posted... </cite> <quote>? can you put it in your pocket? seems uncomfortable</quote> It's significantly smaller than a phone so yes. I don't use this exact one but it's extremely similar https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07WC3NXVH/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 08/22/19 2:45:10 PM #29:	Tired-Insomniac posted... When I got my new Amazon Prime Visa in the mail and the card was made of metal instead of plastic I felt like a big shot The Amazon prime card was one of those. The other was the Microcenter loyalty card lmao. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:926409329] in Apple: Ple... [t:77956802]...</cite> <quote>Tired-Insomniac posted... </cite> <quote>When I got my new Amazon Prime Visa in the mail and the card was made of metal instead of plastic I felt like a big shot</quote>The Amazon prime card was one of those. The other was the Microcenter loyalty card lmao. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Error1355 08/22/19 2:47:12 PM #30:	Apple putting form over function? Shocker. --- Welcome home, shed your skin and expose your bones. Take my hand, follow us into the black so far that we can't get back. <cite>Error1355 posted [p:926409428] in Apple: Ple... [t:77956802]...</cite> <quote>Apple putting form over function? Shocker. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 08/22/19 2:50:19 PM #31:	Introducing the new iHover - the revolutionary new Credit Card holder from Apple that suspends your Credit Card in a cryostatic chamber to prevent it from aging. Only $1400 from the Apple Store. Magical. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:926409554] in Apple: Ple... [t:77956802]...</cite> <quote>Introducing the new iHover - the revolutionary new Credit Card holder from Apple that suspends your Credit Card in a cryostatic chamber to prevent it from aging. Only $1400 from the Apple Store. Magical.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 08/22/19 2:50:53 PM #32:	pinky0926 posted... Introducing the new iHover - the revolutionary new Credit Card holder from Apple that suspends your Credit Card in a cryostatic chamber to prevent it from aging. Only $1400 from the Apple Store. Magical. They made that already it's a monitor stand --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:926409587] in Apple: Ple... [t:77956802]...</cite> <quote>pinky0926 posted... </cite> <quote>Introducing the new iHover - the revolutionary new Credit Card holder from Apple that suspends your Credit Card in a cryostatic chamber to prevent it from aging. Only $1400 from the Apple Store. Magical.</quote>They made that already it's a monitor stand </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pitlord_Special 08/22/19 2:55:00 PM #33:	I put mine in an anime girl card sleeve and then nestle it in a velvet lined aluminum case --- Posted from my iPhone 8 <cite>Pitlord_Special posted [p:926409745] in Apple: Ple... [t:77956802]...</cite> <quote>I put mine in an anime girl card sleeve and then nestle it in a velvet lined aluminum case</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hanky_Bannister 08/22/19 2:56:31 PM #34:	they should start calling it iDumb --- "3rd Best Whiskey in Northern Burma" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvjOu4EzjYg <cite>Hanky_Bannister posted [p:926409810] in Apple: Ple... [t:77956802]...</cite> <quote>they should start calling it iDumb</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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