wife falls in the toilet because the seat wasn't down

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Sada_Pop 08/17/19 10:00:51 PM #1:	Is it your fault for not putting the seat down after you finished taking a piss or is it hers for not realizing that the seat wasn't down? - Results (3 votes) Your fault 33.33% (1 vote) 1 Her fault 66.67% (2 votes) 2 Both of your fault 0% (0 votes) 0 No one's fault 0% (0 votes) 0 What say you? --- People would have you believe that the accusation of racism is more offensive than ACTUAL racism. <cite>Sada_Pop posted [p:926203300] in Your girlf... [t:77946137]...</cite> <quote> Is it your fault for not putting the seat down after you finished taking a piss or is it hers for not realizing that the seat wasn't down? - Results (3 votes) Your fault 33.33% (1 vote) 1 Her fault 66.67% (2 votes) 2 Both of your fault 0% (0 votes) 0 No one's fault 0% (0 votes) 0 What say you?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 08/17/19 10:02:26 PM #2:	I'd tell her to watch where she fucking sits --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:926203344] in Your girlf... [t:77946137]...</cite> <quote>I'd tell her to watch where she fucking sits</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 08/17/19 10:04:24 PM #3:	Irony posted... I'd tell her to watch where she fucking sits --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:926203413] in Your girlf... [t:77946137]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted...</cite> <quote>I'd tell her to watch where she fucking sits</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MutantJohn 08/17/19 10:05:24 PM #4:	If you don't accept fault, prepare to be single. It doesn't matter who's wrong or right in this scenario. Ask yourself this, is this a hill worth dying on? The answer in 99/100 cases is "no". --- "Oh, my mother; oh, my friends, ask the angels, will I ever see heaven again?" - Laura Marling <cite>MutantJohn posted [p:926203444] in Your girlf... [t:77946137]...</cite> <quote>If you don't accept fault, prepare to be single. It doesn't matter who's wrong or right in this scenario. Ask yourself this, is this a hill worth dying on? The answer in 99/100 cases is "no". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 08/17/19 10:05:42 PM #5:	Yeah, I usually make sure there's a chair underneath me and don't randomly sit down at a table hoping there's one there. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:926203456] in Your girlf... [t:77946137]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, I usually make sure there's a chair underneath me and don't randomly sit down at a table hoping there's one there. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sphyx 08/17/19 10:06:26 PM #6:	Irony posted... I'd tell her to watch where she fucking sits --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. <cite>Sphyx posted [p:926203479] in Your girlf... [t:77946137]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted...</cite> <quote>I'd tell her to watch where she fucking sits</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fuparulez 08/17/19 10:07:11 PM #7:	MutantJohn posted... If you don't accept fault, prepare to be single. It doesn't matter who's wrong or right in this scenario. Ask yourself this, is this a hill worth dying on? The answer in 99/100 cases is "no". Yeah, keep conceding points and end up a definite omega spouse. Other plan: Have more than one bathroom in your house, so you have one and she has one. --- It's the fat upper kitty area, and if you got one I wanna marry ya! <cite>Fuparulez posted [p:926203506] in Your girlf... [t:77946137]...</cite> <quote>MutantJohn posted...</cite> <quote>If you don't accept fault, prepare to be single. It doesn't matter who's wrong or right in this scenario. Ask yourself this, is this a hill worth dying on? The answer in 99/100 cases is "no". </quote> Yeah, keep conceding points and end up a definite omega spouse. Other plan: Have more than one bathroom in your house, so you have one and she has one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Unowninator- 08/17/19 10:07:28 PM #8:	https://southpark.cc.com/clips/410437/oh-geez-thats-embarrasing https://southpark.cc.com/clips/410439/whyd-you-leave-the-seat-up-son --- ''25 posts in and no one has addressed the orignal question. Also, I'm continuing that streak :P'' ~ Lord_Zenki Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn <cite>-Unowninator- posted [p:926203517] in Your girlf... [t:77946137]...</cite> <quote>https://southpark.cc.com/clips/410437/oh-geez-thats-embarrasing https://southpark.cc.com/clips/410439/whyd-you-leave-the-seat-up-son</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CraziestCal 08/17/19 10:07:47 PM #9:	It would be like walking in to go pee, then pee goes everywhere because the toilet lid is down. You usually look before you go. --- Vaseline... You know what I mean. <cite>CraziestCal posted [p:926203529] in Your girlf... [t:77946137]...</cite> <quote>It would be like walking in to go pee, then pee goes everywhere because the toilet lid is down. You usually look before you go.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 08/17/19 10:08:21 PM #10:	MutantJohn posted... If you don't accept fault, prepare to be single. It doesn't matter who's wrong or right in this scenario. Ask yourself this, is this a hill worth dying on? The answer in 99/100 cases is "no". I'm 100% you're single and it's for looks and personality --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:926203546] in Your girlf... [t:77946137]...</cite> <quote>MutantJohn posted...</cite> <quote>If you don't accept fault, prepare to be single. It doesn't matter who's wrong or right in this scenario. Ask yourself this, is this a hill worth dying on? The answer in 99/100 cases is "no". </quote> I'm 100% you're single and it's for looks and personality</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JoeDangIt 08/17/19 10:08:46 PM #11:	Both are wrong, the lid is supposed to be down when you finish using the toilet. <cite>JoeDangIt posted [p:926203566] in Your girlf... [t:77946137]...</cite> <quote>Both are wrong, the lid is supposed to be down when you finish using the toilet. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Offworlder1 08/17/19 10:14:02 PM #12:	thronedfire2 posted... Irony posted... I'd tell her to watch where she fucking sits Sphyx posted... Irony posted... I'd tell her to watch where she fucking sits If she does not notice she is an idiot and deserves to be called one. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 <cite>Offworlder1 posted [p:926203750] in Your girlf... [t:77946137]...</cite> <quote>thronedfire2 posted...</cite> <quote>Irony posted...</cite> <quote>I'd tell her to watch where she fucking sits</quote></quote> Sphyx posted...</cite> <quote>Irony posted...</cite> <quote>I'd tell her to watch where she fucking sits</quote></quote> If she does not notice she is an idiot and deserves to be called one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MutantJohn 08/17/19 10:36:55 PM #13:	Irony posted... I'm 100% you're single and it's for looks and personality I think you forgot a word there and I'm assuming you meant to say "100% not single and it's for looks and personality" to which I respond, thanks! --- "Oh, my mother; oh, my friends, ask the angels, will I ever see heaven again?" - Laura Marling <cite>MutantJohn posted [p:926204533] in Your girlf... [t:77946137]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite> <quote>I'm 100% you're single and it's for looks and personality</quote> I think you forgot a word there and I'm assuming you meant to say "100% not single and it's for looks and personality" to which I respond, thanks! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 08/17/19 10:38:08 PM #14:	When the top lid is down, do they sit on that too? <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:926204566] in Your girlf... [t:77946137]...</cite> <quote>When the top lid is down, do they sit on that too?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HANGtheDJ_86 08/17/19 10:42:22 PM #15:	How's the tip of your penis suppose to embrace the coldness of the toilet bowl if you're standing? --- Green is the Color <cite>HANGtheDJ_86 posted [p:926204724] in Your girlf... [t:77946137]...</cite> <quote>How's the tip of your penis suppose to embrace the coldness of the toilet bowl if you're standing?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TeaMilk 08/17/19 10:45:35 PM #17:	Date a girl with a fat ass and this wouldn't happen... --- http://error1355.com/ce/DocileOrangeCup.html https://imgur.com/UaVD352 Show icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:926204834] in Your girlf... [t:77946137]...</cite> <quote>Date a girl with a fat ass and this wouldn't happen...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HANGtheDJ_86 08/17/19 10:46:09 PM #18:	JoeDangIt posted... Both are wrong, the lid is supposed to be down when you finish using the toilet. Yeah, if you're a germophobe. What do you do in a public bathroom? --- Green is the Color <cite>HANGtheDJ_86 posted [p:926204846] in Your girlf... [t:77946137]...</cite> <quote>JoeDangIt posted...</cite> <quote>Both are wrong, the lid is supposed to be down when you finish using the toilet. </quote> Yeah, if you're a germophobe. What do you do in a public bathroom?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HairyThotter 08/17/19 10:56:49 PM #19:	Imagine not checking to see if the seat is down before you sit. Sure, that can be annoying when you get up in the middle of the night and don't want to turn on the bathroom light and blind yourself... but that is what a dinky little night light is for. It's not hard to put the seat up... and I do it as a courtesy. Anytime my gf complains about me not putting it back down I just ask her "would you rather I not put it up at all? I have no problem lifting it for you, you're a big girl, you can put it back down" lol. --- "With cheese in either hand, anything is possible" <cite>HairyThotter posted [p:926205217] in Your girlf... [t:77946137]...</cite> <quote>Imagine not checking to see if the seat is down before you sit. Sure, that can be annoying when you get up in the middle of the night and don't want to turn on the bathroom light and blind yourself... but that is what a dinky little night light is for. It's not hard to put the seat up... and I do it as a courtesy. Anytime my gf complains about me not putting it back down I just ask her "would you rather I not put it up at all? I have no problem lifting it for you, you're a big girl, you can put it back down" lol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EverDownward 08/17/19 10:58:00 PM #20:	I read her her last rights, and pray her soul finds its way to Heaven --- "Tried to point my finger, but the wind was blowing me around in circles, circles." <cite>EverDownward posted [p:926205263] in Your girlf... [t:77946137]...</cite> <quote>I read her her last rights, and pray her soul finds its way to Heaven</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 08/20/19 2:04:44 AM #21:	Blame here for running in to the bathroom with her eyes closed, and expecting everything to be fine. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:926296664] in Your girlf... [t:77946137]...</cite> <quote>Blame here for running in to the bathroom with her eyes closed, and expecting everything to be fine.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrToothHasYou 08/20/19 2:07:07 AM #22:	Shes in BIG trouble because I always put the seat down, every single time, so if the seat is up it means she had some other dude over. --- http://weareontherun.bandcamp.com ^^^^^ HEY! ^^^ LISTEN! ^^^^^ <cite>MrToothHasYou posted [p:926296720] in Your girlf... [t:77946137]...</cite> <quote>Shes in BIG trouble because I always put the seat down, every single time, so if the seat is up it means she had some other dude over.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 08/20/19 2:08:41 AM #23:	It can happen to anyone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY4IMAM-j3U" data-time=" --- https://i.imgtc.com/8ePXf9B.gif If Yamcha would have brought his bat along he'd have blasted Jiren out of the ring like Ness in smash brothers. - Gids_goft <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:926296757] in Your girlf... [t:77946137]...</cite> <quote>It can happen to anyone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY4IMAM-j3U" data-time=" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shnangyboos 08/20/19 2:12:13 AM #24:	You'd have to be stupid to not check the seat, then blame someone else when you fall in. --- How's my posting? Call http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/182361-human-resource-machine for any comments or concerns. <cite>shnangyboos posted [p:926296834] in Your girlf... [t:77946137]...</cite> <quote>You'd have to be stupid to not check the seat, then blame someone else when you fall in. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
inloveanddeath0 08/20/19 2:15:08 AM #25:	Some people hover piss/shit --- http://www.last.fm/user/PolarPolaroids <cite>inloveanddeath0 posted [p:926296900] in Your girlf... [t:77946137]...</cite> <quote>Some people hover piss/shit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 08/20/19 2:20:25 AM #26:	The real issue here is not putting the lid down before flushing. The lid should be down by default. If it's not, the next person to use it should probably wipe it down before sitting since it was almost certainly sprayed with piss and shit water during the open flush. The fact that she didn't tells me that she's also an open flusher and therefore deserves to get her ass soaked (but so does the guy). --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:926297034] in Your girlf... [t:77946137]...</cite> <quote>The real issue here is not putting the lid down before flushing. The lid should be down by default. If it's not, the next person to use it should probably wipe it down before sitting since it was almost certainly sprayed with piss and shit water during the open flush. The fact that she didn't tells me that she's also an open flusher and therefore deserves to get her ass soaked (but so does the guy).</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 08/20/19 7:13:51 AM #27:	HANGtheDJ_86 posted... JoeDangIt posted... Both are wrong, the lid is supposed to be down when you finish using the toilet. Yeah, if you're a germophobe. What do you do in a public bathroom? don't flush don't use those disgusting blow dryer things either instead of paper towels --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:926301554] in Your girlf... [t:77946137]...</cite> <quote>HANGtheDJ_86 posted...</cite> <quote>JoeDangIt posted...</cite> <quote>Both are wrong, the lid is supposed to be down when you finish using the toilet. </quote> Yeah, if you're a germophobe. What do you do in a public bathroom?</quote> don't flush don't use those disgusting blow dryer things either instead of paper towels</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlazinBlue88 08/20/19 7:17:50 AM #28:	JoeDangIt posted... Both are wrong, the lid is supposed to be down when you finish using the toilet. Ding Ding Ding! --- https://imgur.com/R15aJJ3 https://imgur.com/NJqp6LS <cite>BlazinBlue88 posted [p:926301617] in Your girlf... [t:77946137]...</cite> <quote>JoeDangIt posted...</cite> <quote>Both are wrong, the lid is supposed to be down when you finish using the toilet. </quote> Ding Ding Ding!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
knutjob 08/20/19 7:17:52 AM #29:	Kinda gross leaving the lid up but she should check where she sits. <cite>knutjob posted [p:926301618] in Your girlf... [t:77946137]...</cite> <quote>Kinda gross leaving the lid up but she should check where she sits.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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