Current Events > C/D you can kill a fly with your bare hands

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JBaLLEN66
08/13/19 11:17:44 PM
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C
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MabusIncarnate
08/13/19 11:19:17 PM
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I can do it with chopsticks blindfolded

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MasterGakke
08/13/19 11:31:31 PM
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C, although I always kind of regret it. Better to get something to swat with so you don't get fly guts on your hand.
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Lost_All_Senses
08/13/19 11:38:46 PM
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I can. I scared the shit out of my 2, year old niece cause I was so focused in I didn't realize I came up behind her and slammed my hand in front of her super hard. She was cool when she realized what I did tho
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Verdekal
08/13/19 11:43:25 PM
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Managed to do it with the tip of a straw before.

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Shotgunnova
08/13/19 11:48:41 PM
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[clapping intensifies]
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Kajagogo
08/13/19 11:54:48 PM
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I punched one in mid air once.
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fhqwhgads
08/13/19 11:58:00 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
[clapping intensifies]

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Questionmarktarius
08/13/19 11:58:54 PM
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Pfft. I can suck them right out of air and swallow them, usually without even trying.
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brestugo
08/14/19 12:00:11 AM
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Done it with a single hand and with two hands (clap). Practicing with my feet now.
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JimCarrysToe
08/14/19 12:21:47 AM
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I've slapped them hard enough that they stay on the ground long enough for me to step on them, but I wouldn't try to kill them with my hand cuz fly guts >_<
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fuzzylittlbunny
08/14/19 12:22:17 AM
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I can, but why would I want to when I have...

vEKwDYy

It seriously works and it's fun lol
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FL81
08/14/19 12:26:43 AM
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Paragon21XX
08/14/19 12:29:15 AM
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I clap just above where they land: instant and near guaranteed kill.
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Roman Niucumir
08/14/19 1:15:26 AM
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C
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pfh1001
08/14/19 2:41:03 AM
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I get these little ones that buzz around in front of my computer monitor & I kill them pretty regularly with my bare hands.
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gguirao
08/14/19 3:51:25 AM
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C.
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IHeartRadiation
08/14/19 3:53:34 AM
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I once used ultra instinct to smack the fuck out of a gnat once.

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