Current Events > Really bad news! Mitch McConnell fractured his shoulder. Too bad!

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Tired-Insomniac
08/04/19 4:39:38 PM
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hockeybub89
08/04/19 4:40:09 PM
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DrizztLink
08/04/19 4:40:56 PM
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Must have gotten a little too vigorous trying to pleasure Trump.
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kingdrake2
08/04/19 4:42:12 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Must have gotten a little too vigorous trying to pleasure Trump.


moscow mitch deserved it for being a turtle bitch.
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thronedfire2
08/04/19 4:42:14 PM
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Supreme Leader McConnell? Trump getting cucked
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Tired-Insomniac
08/04/19 4:42:46 PM
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It's unfortunate his shell didn't protect him
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TheVipaGTS
08/04/19 4:43:06 PM
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Womp Womp

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hockeybub89
08/04/19 4:43:06 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Must have gotten a little too vigorous trying to pleasure Trump.
Don't do this

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mybbqrules
08/04/19 4:43:33 PM
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Too bad it wasn't his hip.

I guess he just won't be able to retract into his shell for a while.
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Sayoria
08/04/19 4:44:16 PM
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It's probaby bad to say I wish worse, but this asshole is responsible for lots of other people who have been killed, hurt, injured or attacked.
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kingdrake2
08/04/19 4:45:19 PM
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Sayoria posted...
It's probaby bad to say I wish worse, but this asshole is responsible for lots of other people who have been killed, hurt, injured or attacked.


as long as it doesn't go into "wishing death" it's fine.
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Tactical_Spork
08/04/19 4:45:48 PM
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Hope its a slow and complicated recovery.
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FursonaNonGrata
08/04/19 4:47:30 PM
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Oh my god guys this is seriously some really bad, terrible news
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MrToothHasYou
08/04/19 4:49:00 PM
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$10 says he did it on purpose so he could avoid having to call the Senate back into session to talk about gun control.

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Doom_Art
08/04/19 4:49:49 PM
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Too bad it wasn't his neck tbh
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eston
08/04/19 4:49:51 PM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...
It's unfortunate his shell didn't protect him
Yeah but he was stuck on his back for about 6 hours waiting for someone to come home and flip him back over

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uwnim
08/04/19 4:50:31 PM
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MrToothHasYou posted...
$10 says he did it on purpose so he could avoid having to call the Senate back into session to talk about gun control.

Wouldn't it be better to fake breaking your arm?
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MrToothHasYou
08/04/19 4:51:24 PM
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uwnim posted...
Wouldn't it be better to fake breaking your arm?
Listen this kind of dedication is the difference between an A and an A+ rating from the NRA

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Christian RULES
08/04/19 4:51:34 PM
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I sincerely hope he is okay. He is my favorite United States Senior Senator of all time. He was a key component in helping President Trump in making America great again.
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DrizztLink
08/04/19 4:53:34 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
DrizztLink posted...
Must have gotten a little too vigorous trying to pleasure Trump.
Don't do this

If it were literally anybody else in Congress I'd react like a person got injured.

This slime doesn't get pity.
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Chad-Henne
08/04/19 4:54:22 PM
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coinstarcad
08/04/19 5:24:26 PM
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Take vodka, arm is heal.
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Tired-Insomniac
08/04/19 5:27:48 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
Too bad it wasn't his neck tbh


Careful, I got banned on the politics subreddit for simply responding to a comment like this, which asked if they were alone in wishing it was his neck. I just said they're not alone, knowing many people probably wished that too. But that was apparently me "wishing death or violence on someone"
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creativerealms
08/04/19 5:28:05 PM
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But how will he be able to stuff his head into his shell with a broken shoulder?
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Frosted_Midna
08/04/19 5:34:26 PM
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How is that terrible news for everyone?
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iPhone_7
08/04/19 5:35:28 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Must have gotten a little too vigorous trying to pleasure Trump.

oh no
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Tyranthraxus
08/04/19 5:35:40 PM
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Frosted_Midna posted...
How is that terrible news for everyone?
Because it wasn't his skull

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Smashingpmkns
08/04/19 5:36:01 PM
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Frosted_Midna posted...
How is that terrible news for everyone?


The chance that it could have been worse but wasn't.
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ButteryMales
08/04/19 5:38:08 PM
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Frosted_Midna posted...
How is that terrible news for everyone?

That's the joke.
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ultimate reaver
08/04/19 5:40:11 PM
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Fuck him

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DifferentialEquation
08/04/19 5:40:21 PM
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Mitch McConnell is a good man and an honorable public servant. I wish him a speedy recovery
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IShall_Run_Amok
08/04/19 5:43:52 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvS351QKFV4" data-time="

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SpudForce
08/04/19 5:51:36 PM
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I can't even bring myself to offer false sympathy for the man/possible lizard in disguise.
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SmidgeIsntBack
08/04/19 5:54:58 PM
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IShall_Run_Amok posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvS351QKFV4" data-time="


New Super Sentai lookin good.
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slimjimfizzle
08/04/19 5:55:14 PM
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SpudForce posted...
I can't even bring myself to offer false sympathy for the man/possible lizard in disguise.

He's a turtle
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CADE FOSTER
08/04/19 5:56:31 PM
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Scumbag traitor fuck him literally gonna let Russia interfere with our elections so the republicans can win again
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SpudForce
08/04/19 6:00:12 PM
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slimjimfizzle posted...
SpudForce posted...
I can't even bring myself to offer false sympathy for the man/possible lizard in disguise.

He's a turtle

I apologize for the mistake, perhaps I should've just said vile reptilian creature.
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Tired-Insomniac
08/04/19 6:04:36 PM
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It'll be a glorious day when I wake up and can factually say the sentence "Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell are no longer in office"
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RoxSYN
08/04/19 6:08:06 PM
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Must've left his shell at home.
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slimjimfizzle
08/05/19 2:03:04 AM
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SpudForce posted...
slimjimfizzle posted...
SpudForce posted...
I can't even bring myself to offer false sympathy for the man/possible lizard in disguise.

He's a turtle

I apologize for the mistake, perhaps I should've just said vile reptilian creature.

Really should have
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TheBiggerWiggle
08/05/19 2:34:30 AM
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McConnel is one of a small handful of people on this planet that when he dies the earth will be a better place. The only bad news here is that the injury wasnt worse.
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Sphyx
08/05/19 2:55:21 AM
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Lies.

He doesn't have shoulders, he's all neck.
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