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BlingBling22947
08/01/19 8:20:37 PM
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(including myself) that management had to put up caution tape around its hunting grounds.

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BlingBling22947
08/03/19 2:42:49 AM
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There WAS a nest in a nearby bush, but no longer, I believe.

But the attacks have been ongoing since?

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OffTempo
08/03/19 2:58:57 AM
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What kind of bird is it?
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Trelve
08/03/19 3:00:25 AM
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Women, am I right lads?
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Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/19 3:03:44 AM
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Nobody thought about throwin haymakers?

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BlingBling22947
08/04/19 5:45:04 PM
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I waved at the birb the first time I met it and said hello bird! and it came right at me

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BlingBling22947
08/05/19 5:36:26 PM
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OffTempo posted...
What kind of bird is it?


Awe its a mockingbird!

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A_A_Battery
08/05/19 5:37:58 PM
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Shoot it.
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FightingJester
08/05/19 5:38:37 PM
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Cobra chicken?
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Ving_Rhames
08/05/19 5:39:20 PM
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Dive bombing is cute and funny until it happens to you and you're like "Oh shit this actually hurts a lot"
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_Matchabuu_
08/05/19 5:48:49 PM
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BlingBling22947 posted...
OffTempo posted...
What kind of bird is it?


Awe its a mockingbird!


Sounds like it lmao
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Hanky_Bannister
08/05/19 5:51:49 PM
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Mock
yea
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JimCarrysToe
08/05/19 5:54:25 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Nobody thought about throwin haymakers?

Judging by the size hay bales usually are, I don't thing anyone would be strong enough to through hay making machines. Why would you even suggest that anyway? Electric can openers would be far more efficient.
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