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clearaflagrantj
07/26/19 10:39:29 AM
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Unskippable cutscenes

Unskippable splash screens

The amount of time/effort to grind items is set ridiculously high to incentivize paying to win
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PatrickMahomes
07/26/19 10:55:28 AM
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Kill a boss in the game but lose to them in the following cutscene
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Cthulhu_Fhtagn
07/26/19 10:56:54 AM
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Parts that are basically cutscenes but you have to slowly walk your character
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Lonestar2000
07/26/19 10:57:54 AM
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Take away all your weapons/gear/ammo.
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Garioshi
07/26/19 11:11:07 AM
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Making you press a button to advance past a loading screen

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CapnMuffin
07/26/19 11:12:05 AM
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pixel hunting
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ledbowman
07/26/19 11:13:40 AM
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Start at the beginning of the game again.
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SSJGrimReaper
07/26/19 11:14:03 AM
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Teammate AI is trash but enemy AI is god tier
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Purple_Cheetah
07/26/19 11:15:30 AM
#11:


Try to force you to link your gamertag/psn/etc to a seperate account on a platform ran by the publisher/developer.

It's one thing if it's mandatory/required such as Elite: Dangerous or Elder Scrolls Online due to server side saves etc. However, EA has gotten particularly pushy with it and some others like to pounce you out of the gate as well.
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TheBiggerWiggle
07/26/19 11:17:41 AM
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Giving you loot that is several levels lower than your character.
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Garioshi
07/26/19 11:17:50 AM
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Enemy bullets being magnetically attracted to your head and enemies knowing exactly where you are no matter if they can see you or not

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furb
07/26/19 11:18:04 AM
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Knock back on damage
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littlebro07
07/26/19 11:21:51 AM
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Cthulhu_Fhtagn posted...
Parts that are basically cutscenes but you have to slowly walk your character


Fucking Gears of War
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PrettyBoyFloyd
07/26/19 11:22:12 AM
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A pit being there as soon as you step over into the next screen.
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Pitlord_Special
07/26/19 11:29:55 AM
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A level has 3 branching paths

Path A and B have some nice loot and gear at the end

Path C leads to the end of the level/section without any warning youre there and never gives you a chance to go back and get the stuff you missed

You took path C first
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TwoDoorPunkCab
07/26/19 11:30:34 AM
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when you have to follow an npc and they walk slower than you do
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Zodd3224
07/26/19 11:32:30 AM
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Curse in Dark Souls and Hollowing in Dark Souls 2 were dick moves
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Cthulhu_Fhtagn
07/26/19 11:39:51 AM
#20:


littlebro07 posted...
Cthulhu_Fhtagn posted...
Parts that are basically cutscenes but you have to slowly walk your character


Fucking Gears of War


My first thought was Arkham Asylum. I really don't remember this happening in games before the PS3/360 generation.
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CapnMuffin
07/26/19 11:52:48 AM
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Cthulhu_Fhtagn posted...
littlebro07 posted...
Cthulhu_Fhtagn posted...
Parts that are basically cutscenes but you have to slowly walk your character


Fucking Gears of War


My first thought was Arkham Asylum. I really don't remember this happening in games before the PS3/360 generation.

MGS4 comes to mind
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ROBANN_88
07/26/19 11:55:57 AM
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littlebro07 posted...
Cthulhu_Fhtagn posted...
Parts that are basically cutscenes but you have to slowly walk your character


Fucking Gears of War


there was one specific point in Gears 1, where you're first supposed to kill a bunch of Wretches and then it turns into a slow walk as you talk on the radio with the girl.
but one time it triggered the radio before all the Wretches were dead so i'm just standing there, and can't do anything as that damn creature charges right at me and claws me to death.

that was a bit annoying
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Alteres
07/26/19 11:56:09 AM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
Teammate AI is trash but enemy AI is god tier

I still think of the original killzone for ps2 as having the only team ai that has impressed me.

Would probably seem like shit today, but I recall going: "hey, this guy's not half bad" for the guy from the enemy side that joins your party.
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voldothegr8
07/26/19 11:58:14 AM
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DIHDZHn
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Cthulhu_Fhtagn
07/27/19 9:14:19 AM
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Fully charged supermove
Activate it
Mid fight cutscene triggers
Supermove doesn't get used and the buildup bar is empty as if used
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Lordgold666
07/27/19 9:22:58 AM
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Gta ai that always stops and bricks right in your pathway
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SwayM
07/27/19 9:45:54 AM
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Difficulty means enemies do so much fucking damage you die in one or two hits.
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bknight
07/27/19 9:50:55 AM
#29:


Not having an easy mode.
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clearaflagrantj
07/27/19 9:53:28 AM
#30:


SwayM posted...
Difficulty means enemies do so much fucking damage you die in one or two hits.

Worse is when they just become bullet sponges
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stone
07/27/19 9:53:30 AM
#31:


escort missions
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nevershine
07/27/19 9:55:45 AM
#32:


Multiplayer characters that are too small to hit
Im looking at you, oddjob
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MacDaMurderer
07/27/19 9:59:53 AM
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littlebro07 posted...
Cthulhu_Fhtagn posted...
Parts that are basically cutscenes but you have to slowly walk your character


Fucking Gears of War


Sometimes you can skip them tho
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SwayM
07/27/19 10:19:06 AM
#34:


clearaflagrantj posted...
SwayM posted...
Difficulty means enemies do so much fucking damage you die in one or two hits.

Worse is when they just become bullet sponges


Honestly that doesnt bother me

I wish the PC would be more bullet spongey themselves in some games m. When you put all your skills or resources into increasing your health pool just to survive one attack from an enemy. My health bar is literally coming out of the side of the TV but that doesnt fucking matter to you does it?
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Cheater87
07/27/19 10:19:38 AM
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Checkpoints right before you die.

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EbonTitanium
07/27/19 10:23:40 AM
#36:


Auto save only

Allowing anyone to jump into your game
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FightingJester
07/27/19 10:26:15 AM
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voldothegr8 posted...
DIHDZHn

Lol
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