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JBaLLEN66
07/24/19 11:53:06 PM
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C, drawing and painting is useless :(
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Duncanwii
07/24/19 11:56:00 PM
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I can tell you just about anything Pokemon related but that won't help me get a job.
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JBaLLEN66
07/24/19 11:56:56 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
I can tell you just about anything Pokemon related but that won't help me get a job.


ugh I can before diamond and pearl :(
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berlyman101
07/24/19 11:57:02 PM
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I can shoot spit from my glands aka gleeking
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Caelthus
07/24/19 11:57:29 PM
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C, a preternatural ability to sense whenever my frozen pizza or pizza rolls are done cooking, without paying attention to time.
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thrashmetal14
07/24/19 11:57:32 PM
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Came into say drawing as well TC. Literally the only thing I do well, and it cant even make me money.
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JBaLLEN66
07/24/19 11:58:08 PM
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thrashmetal14 posted...
Came into say drawing as well TC. Literally the only thing I do well, and it cant even make me money.


it's rough man :(
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JimCarrysToe
07/25/19 12:00:44 AM
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You can make good money drawing porn dude, not useless.

I can wiggle my nose and bend my fingers pretty far back. I can't fold them onto the back of my hand, but like I'm halfway there.
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JBaLLEN66
07/25/19 12:04:01 AM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
You can make good money drawing porn dude, not useless.

I can wiggle my nose and bend my fingers pretty far back. I can't fold them onto the back of my hand, but like I'm halfway there.


you srs?
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Chicken
07/25/19 12:04:27 AM
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I can swallow air and burp at will
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apolloooo
07/25/19 12:06:27 AM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
JimCarrysToe posted...
You can make good money drawing porn dude, not useless.

I can wiggle my nose and bend my fingers pretty far back. I can't fold them onto the back of my hand, but like I'm halfway there.


you srs?

look up some of those porn comic patreon can get like >2000 a month

it have to be kinky, rare fetish tho
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JBaLLEN66
07/25/19 12:08:10 AM
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apolloooo posted...
JBaLLEN66 posted...
JimCarrysToe posted...
You can make good money drawing porn dude, not useless.

I can wiggle my nose and bend my fingers pretty far back. I can't fold them onto the back of my hand, but like I'm halfway there.


you srs?

look up some of those porn comic patreon can get like >2000 a month

it have to be kinky, rare fetish tho


hmmmm
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Flockaveli
07/25/19 12:09:48 AM
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I can make the base of my thumb bone pop in and out of my palm.
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JimCarrysToe
07/25/19 12:11:09 AM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
JimCarrysToe posted...
You can make good money drawing porn dude, not useless.

I can wiggle my nose and bend my fingers pretty far back. I can't fold them onto the back of my hand, but like I'm halfway there.


you srs?

Ya, make a tumblr showing off your stuff and you'll probably get ppl asking for commissions, probably for a lot of weird shit. You're also gonna get a lot of losers asking for free stuff, stay strong! They'll use all sorts of manipulation tactics on you but don't give in, even if they're friends.

I've seen artists on patreon too, you should check that out.
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powerman1426
07/25/19 12:16:47 AM
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I can move my ears. One at a time or both, stop them anywhere between fully moved or not. Completely useless \_()_/

Edit: originally said wiggle, but that's not accurate
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Kazi1212
07/25/19 12:18:09 AM
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C, I can juggle like a circus performer
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Kazi1212
07/25/19 12:18:09 AM
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C, I can juggle like a circus performer
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My mind is an open book, do you find it entertaining? At least be original in your responses then.
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Kpt_Kapowski
07/25/19 12:29:14 AM
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I have some mild ninja skills.

It seems to be subconscious since it only happens when I'm not paying attention or not trying, but i catch things. Like today, I was making my kiddo a sammich and I put the peanut butter back on the shelf without looking, a few seconds after I let go it tipped off and would have fell in my coffee but my left hand snatched it mid air. I was also in the process of turning my head to the right to look for my kids glass...and i am right handed lol

If my hands are full my feet sometimes step up <_<
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Disengaged
07/25/19 12:31:35 AM
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I can perform the helicopter with enough force to blow hair back.
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Chicken
07/25/19 12:48:03 AM
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Disengaged posted...
I can perform the helicopter with enough force to blow hair back.

Like with your donger?
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SH_expert44
07/25/19 1:05:33 AM
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more or less. At least i havent found a way to apply it.

I can remember the layout of any building i have ever been in. Even buildings as a very small child and only 1 time. To the point where i can draw up a map of the places.
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OctilIery
07/25/19 1:06:26 AM
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I can read while walking and not hurt myself
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JBaLLEN66
07/25/19 7:46:08 AM
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SH_expert44 posted...
more or less. At least i havent found a way to apply it.

I can remember the layout of any building i have ever been in. Even buildings as a very small child and only 1 time. To the point where i can draw up a map of the places.


I can do this with directions and geography.
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Ilishe
07/25/19 7:47:53 AM
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I have a keen sense of tracking time/internal clock. It's much less useful now than it used to be before smartphones.
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