Current Events > Begin a phrase, pump a shotgun and finish in italics.
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FF_Redux 07/19/19 4:19:41 AM #51: |
Smelly cat
*pumps shotgun* Its not your fault --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrMallard 07/19/19 4:20:54 AM #52: |
Guess who's coming...
*cocks shotgun* ...to dinner. --- Now Playing: Yakuza 5, Mass Effect 3, Night in the Woods, Skyrim, Minecraft ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CM_Ponch 07/19/19 4:52:29 AM #53: |
Timmy was an average kid
*cocks shotgun* that no one understands --- SW-8316-3213-4720 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheFuriousInch 07/19/19 4:58:18 AM #54: |
I like big butts...
*pumps shotgun* ...and I cannot lie! --- PERSONAL HEADLINE Stout Player Wants To Pour Pink Zinfindel Onto His Firm Peepee While You Watch,Helpless ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EverDownward 07/19/19 5:05:19 AM #55: |
Banana_Cyanide posted...
*the first riff of E1M1* This is the only legitimate response in this thread --- "Tried to point my finger, but the wind was blowing me around in circles, circles." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Godshammer666 07/19/19 5:08:28 AM #56: |
My name
*pumps shotgun* Is Horace ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 07/19/19 5:10:21 AM #57: |
This shotgun
*pumps shotgun* *pumps shotgun* *pumps shotgun* *pumps shotgun* doesn't seem to be working --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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stone 07/19/19 7:26:50 AM #58: |
Shut up..
*pumps shotgun* .. and take my money --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Foppe 07/19/19 7:29:01 AM #59: |
Shot
*pumps shotgun* gun --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dr_marble 07/19/19 7:31:35 AM #60: |
Seven-six-two milimeter...
*pumps shotgun* wait, wrong gun --- If cuckoldry is a thinking man's fetish, explain G-Eazy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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clearaflagrantj 07/19/19 7:32:47 AM #61: |
You guys I am seriously
*pumps shotgun* depressed... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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stone 07/19/19 7:38:05 AM #62: |
Gamefaqs
*pumps shotgun* . gamespot.com --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jpenny2 07/19/19 7:44:45 AM #63: |
There are some who call me
*pumps shotgun* Tim. --- Fren Code: 2767-3374-3343 || IGN: Penny || TSV: 3067 || Sig NFT I hate sarcasm. I'm also not too fond of irony. | Permanently banned ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Monkhood 07/19/19 7:52:23 AM #64: |
Shut
*pumps shotgun* the fuck up. --- Highly offensive and illegal materiel. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CE_gonna_CE 07/19/19 8:05:36 AM #65: |
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MrResetti 07/19/19 8:16:19 AM #66: |
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domranguay 07/19/19 8:28:41 AM #67: |
Stay awhile
*pumps shotgun* and listen ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyrannosaurus 07/19/19 9:53:28 AM #68: |
Ill never let go Jack
*pumps shotgun* Ill never let go --- Mmmm... Goat... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CapnMuffin 07/19/19 9:54:23 AM #69: |
Tyrannosaurus posted...
Ill never let go Jack Is this the extended cut where zombie Jack emerges from the ocean? --- Parent or parent-to-be? Come join us: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1027-all-things-parenthood NNID : CapnMuffin | XBGT : Capn Muffin ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NOM 07/19/19 10:01:30 AM #70: |
I want to be the very best
*pumps shotgun* Like no one ever was --- I dream broken dreams I make them come true ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jpenny2 07/19/19 10:06:10 AM #71: |
I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really. Get busy living
*pumps shotgun* or get busy dying. --- Fren Code: 2767-3374-3343 || IGN: Penny || TSV: 3067 || Sig NFT I hate sarcasm. I'm also not too fond of irony. | Permanently banned ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ic3Bullet 07/19/19 10:08:52 AM #72: |
I ate cheetos *pumps shotgun* and washed it down with Dr. Pepper.
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twoplate 07/19/19 10:17:00 AM #73: |
You'll be hit by
*pumps shotgun* A Smooth Criminal --- There's no hope on the battlefield. It has nothing but unspeakable despair, just a crime we call victory, paid for by the pain of the undefeated. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Holy_Pumpkin 07/19/19 10:18:21 AM #74: |
People die...
*pumps shotgun* and Yuna dances. --- "romance or action does not matter, hurting your friends will make you sadder..." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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twoplate 07/19/19 10:21:24 AM #75: |
I write tragedies
*pumps shotgun* Not sins. --- There's no hope on the battlefield. It has nothing but unspeakable despair, just a crime we call victory, paid for by the pain of the undefeated. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Garioshi 07/19/19 10:22:11 AM #76: |
I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum
*pumps shotgun* and I'm all out of ass --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jpenny2 07/19/19 10:24:36 AM #77: |
Good, good
*pumps shotgun* whole wheat Shreddies. --- Fren Code: 2767-3374-3343 || IGN: Penny || TSV: 3067 || Sig NFT I hate sarcasm. I'm also not too fond of irony. | Permanently banned ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hollow_shrine 07/19/19 10:26:15 AM #78: |
I did not come to play with you hoes.
*pumps shotgun* I came to slay you hoes. --- Ignorance is a choice https://imgtc.com/i/7UnK3hx.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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twoplate 07/19/19 10:29:16 AM #79: |
No pain.
*pumps shotgun* No gain. --- There's no hope on the battlefield. It has nothing but unspeakable despair, just a crime we call victory, paid for by the pain of the undefeated. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xenozoa425 07/19/19 10:29:19 AM #80: |
Omai wa mou...
*pumps shotgun* ...shindeiru. --- "Your flesh is a relic, a mere vessel. Hand over your flesh, and a new world awaits you. We demand it." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dib153 07/19/19 10:29:52 AM #81: |
say hello
*pumps shotgun* to my little fren --- "Dib is my new hero. Epic insult man, epic to the max" ~ Drakona ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pogo_Marimo 07/19/19 10:30:21 AM #82: |
Sips
*pumps shootgun" coffeu --- It feels like they're pretending. It's like they just want blowjobs and they know these songs will get them http://www.last.fm/user/Pogo92 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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stone 07/19/19 10:32:25 AM #83: |
Gamer girl
*pumps shotgun* Bathwater --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jpenny2 07/19/19 10:45:07 AM #84: |
I have no gift to bring
*pumps shotgun* Pa rum pum pum pum --- Fren Code: 2767-3374-3343 || IGN: Penny || TSV: 3067 || Sig NFT I hate sarcasm. I'm also not too fond of irony. | Permanently banned ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Holy_Pumpkin 07/19/19 10:46:15 AM #85: |
Ohh you touch my tra la la...
*pumps shotgun* Mmm... my ding ding dong. --- "romance or action does not matter, hurting your friends will make you sadder..." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The Nintendo Master 07/19/19 10:51:59 AM #86: |
Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good
*pumps shotgun* You're alright --- He who laughs last thinks slowest. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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eggcorn 07/19/19 11:00:43 AM #87: |
They targeted
*pumps shotgun* Gamers. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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K3vintheDork 07/19/19 11:01:52 AM #88: |
So what youre saying is...
*pumps shotgun* Youre a dork? --- So what you're saying is... you're a dork? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ooOELrGMn14 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SimpleMan 07/19/19 11:06:06 AM #89: |
I Like
*pumps shotgun* Rusty Spoons --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul ... Copied to Clipboard!
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twoplate 07/19/19 11:40:31 AM #90: |
I came in.
*Pumps shotgun* Like a pokeball!! --- There's no hope on the battlefield. It has nothing but unspeakable despair, just a crime we call victory, paid for by the pain of the undefeated. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teepan95 07/19/19 11:58:18 AM #91: |
Winter
*pumps shotgun* is coming --- I use Gameraven and you should too. "I don't f****** care about anyone's penis but mine..." - Machete ... Copied to Clipboard!
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spanky1 07/19/19 12:03:08 PM #92: |
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JScriv 07/19/19 12:08:06 PM #93: |
Yakkity-yak...
*pumps shotgun* ...dont come back. --- Stretch the bones over my skin, stretch the skin over my head I'm going to the holy land ... Copied to Clipboard!
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twoplate 07/19/19 12:23:59 PM #94: |
Do you smell.
*pumps shotgun" What The Rock...is cooking!! --- There's no hope on the battlefield. It has nothing but unspeakable despair, just a crime we call victory, paid for by the pain of the undefeated. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 07/19/19 12:25:21 PM #95: |
Hi, grandma.
*pumps shotgun* Bye, grandma. --- UnfairRepresent: "wut? who are you?" Ivynn: "DAYUM Shablagoo made you meltdown so hard you blocked it and him from your memory!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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emblem boy 07/19/19 12:47:06 PM #96: |
Ask not what your country can do for you
*Pumps shutgun* But what you can do for your country --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Monkhood 07/19/19 12:48:49 PM #97: |
Now I am become Death
*pumps shotgun* the destroyer of worlds. --- Highly offensive and illegal materiel. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BalisticWarri0r 07/19/19 1:14:41 PM #98: |
Monkhood posted...
Ho! Ho! Ho! When I was in afghanistan we did this night raid on a village. An afghan soldier straight up grabbed this hvt we found, dragged him into the street and said "merry christmas" and shot him in the head. Dude knew like maybe a dozen words in English. Yeah he got in trouble for that. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tsuyoi3 07/19/19 1:20:56 PM #99: |
I am the cheese. I am the best character on this show.
*pumps shotgun* I am better than the salami and the bologna combined --- Manliness transcends both space, and time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 07/19/19 2:01:26 PM #100: |
BalisticWarri0r posted...
Monkhood posted...Ho! Ho! Ho! Whats an hvt? --- UnfairRepresent: "wut? who are you?" Ivynn: "DAYUM Shablagoo made you meltdown so hard you blocked it and him from your memory!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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