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DevsBro
07/18/19 10:34:56 PM
#1:


Winner winner

*pumps shotgun*

chicken dinner.
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jpenny2
07/18/19 10:41:54 PM
#2:


Where

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is catboy?
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Banana_Cyanide
07/18/19 10:43:41 PM
#3:


*the first riff of E1M1*

*pumps shotgun*

*the rest of E1M1*
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MagnusDJL
07/18/19 10:45:04 PM
#4:


Its-a me!

*pumps shotgun*

Mario
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Stagmar
07/18/19 10:50:23 PM
#5:


Pika! Pika!

*pumps shotgun*

Pikachu!
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EnragedSlith
07/18/19 10:51:48 PM
#6:


Banana_Cyanide posted...
*the first riff of E1M1*

*pumps shotgun*

*the rest of E1M1*

Yes
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boxington
07/18/19 10:52:01 PM
#7:


shame

*pumps shotgun*

shame...
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DocileOrangeCup
07/18/19 10:54:14 PM
#8:


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MabusIncarnate
07/18/19 11:01:47 PM
#9:


Sharing

*pumps a shotgun*

Is caring
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stone
07/18/19 11:05:24 PM
#10:


Well excuse me

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Princess
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Monkhood
07/18/19 11:06:55 PM
#11:


Ho! Ho! Ho!

*pumps shotgun*

Merry Christmas!
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Fam_Fam
07/18/19 11:07:03 PM
#12:


Make america

*pumps shotgun*

great again
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Summarizer
07/18/19 11:08:42 PM
#14:


I have no special talent

*pumps shotgun*

I am only passionately curious.
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Gobstoppers12
07/18/19 11:10:24 PM
#15:


I write

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Naruto Fanfiction
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RoboLaserGandhi
07/18/19 11:11:24 PM
#16:


Pssh, nothin' personnel...

*pumps shotgun*

...kid
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soulunison2
07/18/19 11:13:21 PM
#17:


And I say YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

*Pumps shotgun*

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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jpenny2
07/18/19 11:26:58 PM
#18:


Twinkle, twinkle

*pumps shotgun*

little star.
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MabusIncarnate
07/18/19 11:28:11 PM
#19:


Meow mix, meow mix

*pumps shotgun*

please deliver
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berlyman101
07/18/19 11:32:31 PM
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jpenny2
07/18/19 11:35:23 PM
#21:


Roads? Where we're going, we don't need

*pumps shotgun*

roads.
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Monkhood
07/18/19 11:37:27 PM
#23:


'murica

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Fuck yeah
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Summarizer
07/18/19 11:38:56 PM
#24:


You only live once. But if you do it right

*pumps shotgun*

once is enough.
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Big_Gold
07/18/19 11:54:03 PM
#25:


Absence

*pumps shotgun*

makes the heart grow fonder.
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Monkhood
07/19/19 12:22:09 AM
#26:


In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic...

*pumps shotgun*

... you are under arrest, Chancellor.
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CapnMuffin
07/19/19 12:35:16 AM
#28:


Begin a phrase...

*pumps shotgun*

and finish in italics.
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Hanky_Bannister
07/19/19 12:36:35 AM
#29:


I'm pumping

*pumps shotgun*

a shotgun
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gatorsPENSbucs
07/19/19 12:37:14 AM
#30:


2 perfect songs come to mind...

Cock the hammer

*pumps shotgun*

It's time for action
.....I guess to clarify that's literally pumping the shotgun and then saying let's go. Nothing else. Nothing more.

Where my thugs at

*pumps shotgun*

Bone Thugs N Harmony...
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teepan95
07/19/19 12:44:17 AM
#31:


It looks like the rules

*pumps shotgun*

just got screwed
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CapnMuffin
07/19/19 12:48:25 AM
#32:


Touch Fuzzy

*pumps shotgun*

Get Dizzy
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domranguay
07/19/19 1:04:35 AM
#33:


After you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule

*pumps shotgun*

then we can talk about mercy
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yunalenne10
07/19/19 1:51:00 AM
#34:


RIP

*pumps shotgun*

Man Fan
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manmouse
07/19/19 2:11:10 AM
#35:


To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

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And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
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SimpleMan
07/19/19 2:33:24 AM
#37:


What's going

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on here?
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Omnislasher
07/19/19 2:34:27 AM
#38:


CapnMuffin posted...
Touch Fuzzy

*pumps shotgun*

Get Dizzy

good.
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FL81
07/19/19 2:36:43 AM
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Ilishe
07/19/19 2:39:21 AM
#42:


This...

*pumps shotgun*

Is mah boomstick.

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LightningAce11
07/19/19 2:42:44 AM
#43:


This is a

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fucking video
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refmon
07/19/19 2:45:35 AM
#44:


Salad

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Dodging

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eggcorn
07/19/19 2:47:28 AM
#45:


This topic is...

*pumps shotgun*

gold.
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Malcrasternus
07/19/19 2:54:40 AM
#46:


It looks like the upper hand,

*Pumps shotgun*

Is on the other foot, Saddam.
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Reis
07/19/19 2:55:35 AM
#47:


shut the

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fuck up!
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Chicken
07/19/19 2:55:58 AM
#48:


aaaaaaaaaaaaawa

*pumps shotgun*

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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GiftedACIII
07/19/19 3:18:53 AM
#49:


You like krabby patties
*pumps shotgun*
don't you Squidward?
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Old NoiseTank
07/19/19 3:23:19 AM
#50:


is rick moranis dead

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or just his career?
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