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littlebro07
07/16/19 8:28:19 AM
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You feel fucking everything in those fucking things and I fucking puke every god damn time now I have a fucking connecting flight back home in an hour and I feel like fucking puking again god damn it fuck air travel
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littlebro07
07/17/19 12:11:33 AM
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Didn't puke but I have an ear infection and my fucking ear drum burst on the second flight god damn it fuck air travel
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Irony
07/17/19 12:13:16 AM
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MabusIncarnate
07/17/19 12:27:11 AM
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When I was in the army, they flew us around sometimes in small 8 person planes. It scared me a bit, but never made me sick. Easily half of us, each flight, were puking into those bags without fail.

When you hit turbulence, you legitimately think that you could possibly die. The plane gets whipped around so much it feels like the pilot is losing control.
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littlebro07
07/17/19 12:35:50 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
When I was in the army, they flew us around sometimes in small 8 person planes. It scared me a bit, but never made me sick. Easily half of us, each flight, were puking into those bags without fail.

When you hit turbulence, you legitimately think that you could possibly die. The plane gets whipped around so much it feels like the pilot is losing control.


The one I was on this morning wasn't quite THAT small. 12 rows of 2 on each side of the aisle, have to crouch down if you're taller than like 5'8", absolutely no leg room and seats so small they were apparently made exclusively with anorexic toddlers in mind.

Then the damn flight got delayed almost an hour so we just sat on the runway in the heat, moving forward like 5 feet then suddenly stopping, another 5 feet and suddenly stopping, etc.

I felt like puking before the damn thing was even in the air. It was a 45 minute flight from a small town in Georgia up to Atlanta and I lasted about 17 minutes before puking. Then the landing was the roughest one I think I've ever experienced.

Fuck. Air. Travel.
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