Board 8 > I advise everyone download the Android Offline Survival Manual

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100% offline and free survival manual that can answer 99% of questions in detail along with pictures and diagrams to anyone who simply enjoys going for a hike or camping all the way to doomsday scenarios. It has tons of great info and when the bombs go off and you have a million people all fleeing New York City at the same time you may just find this handy!

What if you dont live in New York
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Also is it actually really offline if you're using something on your phone
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greengravy294 posted...

Also is it actually really offline if you're using something on your phone

I'm gunna say offline means once you've downloaded it when disaster strikes you dont need data or wifi to use it?
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Yeah but it's still cheating to use a device, if it were a book I'd be okay with it
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greengravy294 posted...

What if you dont live in New York

Its has useful Information for everyone I gave it a once over. Most you should read beforehand anyways. What should be in a survival kit, how to start a fire, purify water, build a minimalist shelter. Let's be honest most people would struggle with this and that's on a planned outing. Now ask them to do it after a bombs gone off and they will just perish in the woods like baby rabbits.

greengravy294 posted...

Yeah but it's still cheating to use a device, if it were a book I'd be okay with it

Devices last for hours on a charge and many people have small external battery packs / a generator especially in certain states known for storms so this is still a very viable thing to look into. It's free!

Edit - if being prepared and living is cheating then I'll cheat all day RIP greengravy

Ok but what if I dont use Android?
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Listen man if theres nuclear fall out I'm pretty sure I'll be the first one to go

I was a very bad boy scout
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I'm reading the survival manual about water and it doesnt tell me if you can drink your own pee

I think you can but dont quote me on this
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If you're trying to survive I think it makes sense to drink your own pee
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greengravy294 posted...

If you're trying to survive I think it makes sense to drink your own pee

I'm gunna say urine isnt harmful that's why its not listed there. Fucking gross though
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Well it says its salty which can dehydrate yourself but what if you're having a particularly bad time setting up a fire to boil water and have no bottle of water and the nuclear holocaust started right in the middle of binge drinking

Gotta assume the worst could happen
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greengravy294 posted...

Well it says its salty which can dehydrate yourself but what if you're having a particularly bad time setting up a fire to boil water and have no bottle of water and the nuclear holocaust started right in the middle of binge drinking

Gotta assume the worst could happen

Binge drinking gets me for 2 weeks at a time when it's bad so if I'm halfway knee deep umin shit creek and a nuclear holocaust happens if anything I'm gunna be worried about running out of booze and smokes. Fuck I should have a reserve stash bunker somewhere like the Russians used to do. Plus alcohol is flammable that's helpful.
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Yao posted...

greengravy294 posted...

Well it says its salty which can dehydrate yourself but what if you're having a particularly bad time setting up a fire to boil water and have no bottle of water and the nuclear holocaust started right in the middle of binge drinking

Gotta assume the worst could happen

Binge drinking gets me for 2 weeks at a time when it's bad so if I'm halfway knee deep umin shit creek and a nuclear holocaust happens if anything I'm gunna be worried about running out of booze and smokes. Fuck I should have a reserve stash bunker somewhere like the Russians used to do. Plus alcohol is flammable that's helpful.

Same except I get the urge to shitpost so I'm pretty sure I'm screwed
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ChaosTonyV4 posted...

Ok but what if I dont use Android?

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