Current Events > You basically have to shower after a poop

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darkprince45 07/12/19 9:10:24 AM #1:	Luckily I have a bidet --- Cubs, Rockies, Patriots. <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:924582641] in You basica... [t:77858370]...</cite> <quote>Luckily I have a bidet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MakoReizei 07/12/19 9:10:53 AM #2:	not me --- https://i.imgtc.com/3owskMW.png <cite>MakoReizei posted [p:924582657] in You basica... [t:77858370]...</cite> <quote>not me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SquantoZ 07/12/19 9:14:15 AM #4:	Dem feels when you have to poop immediately after taking a shower... ... ugh... --- http://imgon.net/di-GSSE.gif https://imgur.com/FoV5u <cite>SquantoZ posted [p:924582731] in You basica... [t:77858370]...</cite> <quote>Dem feels when you have to poop immediately after taking a shower... ... ugh...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 07/12/19 9:30:38 AM #5:	Crono99 posted... I've never seen a bidet outside of europe... how come they never became a thing this side of the atlantic? Idk man theyre the best --- Cubs, Rockies, Patriots. <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:924583200] in You basica... [t:77858370]...</cite> <quote><cite>Crono99 posted...</cite> <quote>I've never seen a bidet outside of europe... how come they never became a thing this side of the atlantic?</quote> Idk man theyre the best</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonExpert44 07/12/19 9:32:10 AM #6:	lol @ bidet --- I might just 6-0 you in Pokemon. Watch out for my awesome teams. <cite>PokemonExpert44 posted [p:924583252] in You basica... [t:77858370]...</cite> <quote>lol @ bidet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kpt_Kapowski 07/12/19 9:33:38 AM #7:	This is why I time my showers. I poop when I wake up, then again after breakfast, THEN shower. --- https://imgur.com/AUD7lK4 https://imgur.com/AVz8ad6 <cite>Kpt_Kapowski posted [p:924583289] in You basica... [t:77858370]...</cite> <quote>This is why I time my showers. I poop when I wake up, then again after breakfast, THEN shower.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 07/12/19 10:08:33 AM #8:	I always have baby wipes sitting on top of my joylet tank --- 3DS: 1848-2391-0198 "May the Father of Understanding guide us" <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:924584348] in You basica... [t:77858370]...</cite> <quote>I always have baby wipes sitting on top of my joylet tank</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yao 07/12/19 10:09:22 AM #9:	Kpt_Kapowski posted... This is why I time my showers. I poop when I wake up, then again after breakfast, THEN shower. How do you have to poop twice within an hour that ain't right --- Ironically, the best kart racer to ever grace a Nintendo console is indeed a PSX era classic - Crash Team Racing - IGN <cite>Yao posted [p:924584374] in You basica... [t:77858370]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kpt_Kapowski posted...</cite> <quote>This is why I time my showers. I poop when I wake up, then again after breakfast, THEN shower.</quote> How do you have to poop twice within an hour that ain't right</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kpt_Kapowski 07/12/19 10:58:04 AM #10:	Yao posted... Kpt_Kapowski posted... This is why I time my showers. I poop when I wake up, then again after breakfast, THEN shower. How do you have to poop twice within an hour that ain't right I never said anything about an hour. I usually wake up like a quarter til six, but I might not eat breakfast til 8 or 9. But yes, I'm well aware my guts are fucked up. --- https://imgur.com/AUD7lK4 https://imgur.com/AVz8ad6 <cite>Kpt_Kapowski posted [p:924586038] in You basica... [t:77858370]...</cite> <quote><cite>Yao posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kpt_Kapowski posted...</cite> <quote>This is why I time my showers. I poop when I wake up, then again after breakfast, THEN shower.</quote> How do you have to poop twice within an hour that ain't right</quote> I never said anything about an hour. I usually wake up like a quarter til six, but I might not eat breakfast til 8 or 9. But yes, I'm well aware my guts are fucked up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 07/12/19 11:02:01 AM #11:	SquantoZ posted... Dem feels when you have to poop immediately after taking a shower... ... ugh... It's the worst Especially when you try pooping before but don't really have to go and you're running late and then the after-shower poop ends up being one of those really messy ones --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:924586181] in You basica... [t:77858370]...</cite> <quote><cite>SquantoZ posted...</cite> <quote>Dem feels when you have to poop immediately after taking a shower... ... ugh...</quote> It's the worst Especially when you try pooping before but don't really have to go and you're running late and then the after-shower poop ends up being one of those really messy ones</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AmericaTheBrave 07/12/19 11:03:54 AM #12:	What the hell happened to society where it seems everyone forgot how to wipe? --- https://imgur.com/loj3Iz4 <cite>AmericaTheBrave posted [p:924586247] in You basica... [t:77858370]...</cite> <quote>What the hell happened to society where it seems everyone forgot how to wipe?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 07/12/19 11:06:09 AM #13:	i stayed in a super baller ass suite at the MGM grand in vegas and i capitalized on the bidet allll the time --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended <cite>The Trent posted [p:924586329] in You basica... [t:77858370]...</cite> <quote>i stayed in a super baller ass suite at the MGM grand in vegas and i capitalized on the bidet allll the time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarqueeSeries 07/12/19 11:08:27 AM #14:	Just keep flushable wet wipes by the toilet --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 <cite>MarqueeSeries posted [p:924586403] in You basica... [t:77858370]...</cite> <quote>Just keep flushable wet wipes by the toilet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
krazychao5 07/12/19 11:31:11 AM #15:	I don't understand a bidet. Is there an airdryer or something on it or how the hell else are you drying off your ass? --- https://supermariomakerbookmark.nintendo.net/profile/bigllama?type=posted <cite>krazychao5 posted [p:924587191] in You basica... [t:77858370]...</cite> <quote>I don't understand a bidet. Is there an airdryer or something on it or how the hell else are you drying off your ass?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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krazychao5 07/12/19 11:33:12 AM #18:	Hairistotle posted... krazychao5 posted... I don't understand a bidet. Is there an airdryer or something on it or how the hell else are you drying off your ass? with toilet paper But toilet paper is weak paper and will just tear up when wet. Idk, I've never used a bidet before lol --- https://supermariomakerbookmark.nintendo.net/profile/bigllama?type=posted <cite>krazychao5 posted [p:924587271] in You basica... [t:77858370]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hairistotle posted...</cite> <quote><cite>krazychao5 posted...</cite> <quote>I don't understand a bidet. Is there an airdryer or something on it or how the hell else are you drying off your ass?</quote> with toilet paper</quote> But toilet paper is weak paper and will just tear up when wet. Idk, I've never used a bidet before lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 07/12/19 11:34:42 AM #19:	krazychao5 posted... Hairistotle posted... krazychao5 posted... I don't understand a bidet. Is there an airdryer or something on it or how the hell else are you drying off your ass? with toilet paper But toilet paper is weak paper and will just tear up when wet. Idk, I've never used a bidet before lol You gotta use good toilet paper. Leaves your ass sparkling clean --- Cubs, Rockies, Patriots. <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:924587348] in You basica... [t:77858370]...</cite> <quote><cite>krazychao5 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Hairistotle posted...</cite> <quote><cite>krazychao5 posted...</cite> <quote>I don't understand a bidet. Is there an airdryer or something on it or how the hell else are you drying off your ass?</quote> with toilet paper</quote> But toilet paper is weak paper and will just tear up when wet. Idk, I've never used a bidet before lol</quote> You gotta use good toilet paper. Leaves your ass sparkling clean</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 07/12/19 11:36:10 AM #20:	SquantoZ posted... Dem feels when you have to poop immediately after taking a shower... ... ugh... Delete this --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:924587406] in You basica... [t:77858370]...</cite> <quote><cite>SquantoZ posted...</cite> <quote>Dem feels when you have to poop immediately after taking a shower... ... ugh...</quote> Delete this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cobra1010 07/12/19 11:37:35 AM #21:	Isn't bidet more disgusting as its just like a sink for your ass. Like you're bathing in a pool of shit water. Them Japanese toilets are probably the best. I never thought I'd say it but recently I've been having bad shits wasting a ton of toilet paper. It's not loose stools but it's them ones like you have a crayon stuck in your ass. You keep wiping, and you just keep drawing lines on the toilet paper. --- GG Riot - https://imgur.com/PinGPhR https://imgur.com/Hs8Y1vQ <cite>Cobra1010 posted [p:924587458] in You basica... [t:77858370]...</cite> <quote>Isn't bidet more disgusting as its just like a sink for your ass. Like you're bathing in a pool of shit water. Them Japanese toilets are probably the best. I never thought I'd say it but recently I've been having bad shits wasting a ton of toilet paper. It's not loose stools but it's them ones like you have a crayon stuck in your ass. You keep wiping, and you just keep drawing lines on the toilet paper.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KeepAnEyeOut 07/12/19 11:38:05 AM #22:	Hairistotle posted... MarqueeSeries posted... Just keep flushable wet wipes by the toilet terrible for pipes/sewers broh Then keep a garbage can by the toilet. --- "I am patient with stupidity, but not with those who are proud of it." - Dame Edith Sitwell <cite>KeepAnEyeOut posted [p:924587475] in You basica... [t:77858370]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hairistotle posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MarqueeSeries posted...</cite> <quote>Just keep flushable wet wipes by the toilet</quote> terrible for pipes/sewers broh</quote> Then keep a garbage can by the toilet.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PatrickMahomes 07/12/19 11:38:44 AM #23:	The rare "perfect poop" is an elusive creature --- MVP Tracker: 1-0 <cite>PatrickMahomes posted [p:924587501] in You basica... [t:77858370]...</cite> <quote>The rare "perfect poop" is an elusive creature</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SquantoZ 07/12/19 1:57:27 PM #24:	Turbam posted... SquantoZ posted... Dem feels when you have to poop immediately after taking a shower... ... ugh... Delete this You shut your whore mouth, crab boy! --- http://imgon.net/di-GSSE.gif https://imgur.com/FoV5u <cite>SquantoZ posted [p:924593025] in You basica... [t:77858370]...</cite> <quote><cite>Turbam posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SquantoZ posted...</cite> <quote>Dem feels when you have to poop immediately after taking a shower... ... ugh...</quote> Delete this</quote> You shut your whore mouth, crab boy!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 07/12/19 2:11:18 PM #25:	I have such a highly developed digestive system that I can perfectly break down food into caloric energy with no waste byproducts. I did poop once a long, long time ago but only to evaluate the experience for myself. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:924593605] in You basica... [t:77858370]...</cite> <quote>I have such a highly developed digestive system that I can perfectly break down food into caloric energy with no waste byproducts. I did poop once a long, long time ago but only to evaluate the experience for myself.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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