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Rusty_Shacklefo
07/07/19 2:47:58 PM
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And all she has to offer in return is a pre-owned pussy." --- A chad I knew in HS via Facebook
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Sunhawk
07/07/19 2:49:43 PM
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Of course, a true Chad would easily be able to provide all of those things for the girl with his top-tier white collar job.
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Rusty_Shacklefo
07/07/19 2:56:02 PM
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Why would he buy the cow when he can get the milk for free?
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_Matchabuu_
07/07/19 2:56:29 PM
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Sunhawk posted...
Of course, a true Chad would easily be able to provide all of those things for the girl with his top-tier white collar job.


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Damn_Underscore
07/07/19 2:57:09 PM
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A true chad spends no extra money and has every cent that is not spent on a necessity invested in one of his multiple financial assets, including all the passive income he makes, which is reinvested.
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DarkRoast
07/07/19 3:00:24 PM
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True Chads only buy things at full price despite being assistant auto mechanics.
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KlRBEH
07/07/19 3:00:35 PM
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I mean he's right lmao
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21WIVES_CHILL
07/07/19 3:01:40 PM
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Dont get married man, i know i regret mines.
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Ultima Dragon
07/07/19 3:06:34 PM
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KlRBEH posted...
I mean he's right lmao


It sounds like such an incel thing to say, but then after a bit you're like "Wait a minute.. he's.. not wrong." Haha.
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Smashingpmkns
07/07/19 3:09:22 PM
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Sounds like a military guy got swindled
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Machete
07/07/19 3:11:08 PM
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"Want's" laugh my fucking ass off.
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07/07/19 3:12:53 PM
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Rusty_Shacklefo
07/07/19 3:13:04 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Sounds like a military guy got swindled


Nah, I'm not sure what he does now but if I had to guess he probably does work on cars since we had Algebra 2 and Auto Shop together and he always paid me to do his Algebra homework.
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FrankGoreHOF
07/07/19 3:17:48 PM
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6k ring? ridic
25k wedding? gtfo
50k car? a little steep but if you like cars
500k house? pretty normal

also his use of 6 instead of 5 hurts the ocd
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RebelElite791
07/07/19 4:27:12 PM
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Ultima Dragon posted...
KlRBEH posted...
I mean he's right lmao


It sounds like such an incel thing to say, but then after a bit you're like "Wait a minute.. he's.. not wrong." Haha.

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DepreceV2
07/07/19 4:28:12 PM
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KlRBEH posted...
I mean he's right lmao

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Malfunction
07/07/19 4:28:47 PM
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Big incel energy
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BigHentaiBoobie
07/07/19 4:29:52 PM
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Definitely not a Chad.
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furb
07/07/19 4:33:02 PM
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At least she is clear with her expectations. If you are not up for them, just move along.
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SpiritSephiroth
07/07/19 4:38:46 PM
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furb posted...
At least she is clear with her expectations. If you are not up for them, just move along.


Only women are allowed expectations
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Jiek_Fafn
07/07/19 5:04:45 PM
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Dont understand the problem. Her dad pays for the wedding. Your dad gives you house/car as a wedding present. All you have to come up with is the 6k for the ring. That's like not even 2 months allowance.
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Hexenherz
07/07/19 5:12:42 PM
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$500k house is kinda average around these parts unfortunately.
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iToro86
07/07/19 5:15:28 PM
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Maybe don't get married to thots who have nothing to offer in marriage.
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theAteam
07/07/19 5:18:15 PM
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My gf wants all those things but she'll be a lawyer once she's done with law school so she'll be paying for most of them.
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Rusty_Shacklefo
07/07/19 5:46:27 PM
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BigHentaiBoobie posted...
Definitely not a Chad.


He definitely was in high school.

No idea today.
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twitterfriends
07/07/19 5:51:38 PM
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Bruh girls these days talk about $35k-$45k rings also heard a story about a couple broke up because the girl said the rule is the engangement ring is 25% of his income and he didn't match the rule
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WingStopMaster
07/07/19 6:02:31 PM
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All of that is pretty average tbqh
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I4NRulez
07/07/19 6:03:51 PM
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twitterfriends posted...
Bruh girls these days talk about $35k-$45k rings also heard a story about a couple broke up because the girl said the rule is the engangement ring is 25% of his income and he didn't match the rule


No you didnt
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PIITB415
07/07/19 6:04:12 PM
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twitterfriends posted...
Bruh girls these days talk about $35k-$45k rings also heard a story about a couple broke up because the girl said the rule is the engangement ring is 25% of his income and he didn't match the rule


Good for the guy. She didn't drain his soul.
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lww99
07/07/19 6:11:52 PM
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Rusty_Shacklefo posted...
Why would he buy the cow when he can get the milk for free?


Ok John Mulaney
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Sad_Face
07/07/19 7:05:17 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
Your dad gives you house/car as a wedding present.


I live with my parents in a comfortable house, but if they pass, that house ain't going to me lmao.
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fuzzylittlbunny
07/07/19 7:16:06 PM
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lol 500K will get you a 1 bedroom 1 bath apartment in the crappy part of town where I live. You want a house for that much? It'll be a broken down POS out in the boonies XD
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lww99
07/08/19 12:27:31 PM
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Sad_Face posted...
Jiek_Fafn posted...
Your dad gives you house/car as a wedding present.


I live with my parents in a comfortable house, but if they pass, that house ain't going to me, not with 2 other older siblings in the line lmao.


If theres 3 siblings, the property should be sold and the estate can be divided equally.

They shouldnt get more just because theyre a little older.
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OpenlyGator
07/08/19 12:31:21 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
Dont understand the problem. Her dad pays for the wedding. Your dad gives you house/car as a wedding present. All you have to come up with is the 6k for the ring. That's like not even 2 months allowance.

Wow what a privileged pedestal you speak from. As if everyone has relatives that can do that or willing to...
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8-bit_Biceps
07/08/19 12:34:27 PM
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I just watched an Alan Watts video the other day. He's a wise man who said happiness comes from disciplines...and that all the rich people would buy yachts but were too lazy to better their seamanship skills. So they never used them and just had cocktail parties on them instead haha. Sounds about right. He's right though mostly. You can only feel better than people for so long until you realize you're not I guess. I mean, that's how I envision that path. I think I'm pretty intuitive about this stuff. I would like more money, but it's not worth compartmentalizing my soul to be "normal" and shit so I can take 20 years to perhaps climb a ladder if I'm sociable and obsessed with money enough.

I would rather just be a renaissance man and feel superior without having to show people status symbols. I will just know all the time that I'm superior.
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ClockworkHare
07/08/19 12:38:47 PM
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Most of the men who would qualify as the typical definition of a "Chad" do not usually subscribe to marriage let alone monogamy.

They don't have to...
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The Wheelman1
07/08/19 12:38:52 PM
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No amount of pussy is worth all that. Especially not a used pussy.
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Hanky_Bannister
07/08/19 12:40:19 PM
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Rusty_Shacklefo posted...
And all she has to offer in return is a pre-owned pussy." --- A chad I knew in HS via Facebook

did he tip his fedora after?
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Balrog0
07/08/19 12:42:53 PM
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ClockworkHare posted...
Most of the men who would qualify as the typical definition of a "Chad" do not usually subscribe to marriage let alone monogamy.

They don't have to...


well, maybe I am interpreting chad wrong, but I partially disagree. marriage is a social status thing, and it's easy to cheat.
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Rusty_Shacklefo
07/08/19 12:43:43 PM
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Hanky_Bannister posted...
Rusty_Shacklefo posted...
And all she has to offer in return is a pre-owned pussy." --- A chad I knew in HS via Facebook

did he tip his fedora after?


Lol he would bully the fedora and cat ear kids in hs so its doubtful
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ClockworkHare
07/08/19 12:45:32 PM
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Balrog0 posted...
ClockworkHare posted...
Most of the men who would qualify as the typical definition of a "Chad" do not usually subscribe to marriage let alone monogamy.

They don't have to...


well, maybe I am interpreting chad wrong, but I partially disagree. marriage is a social status thing, and it's easy to cheat.

Unnecessary step for men who already have exceptional status.
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Dyinglegacy
07/08/19 12:51:39 PM
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21WIVES_CHILL posted...
Dont get married man, i know i regret mines.


And yet, you did it 21 times.
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