Poll of the Day > Finding loopholes in what our parents told us when we were kids

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LuciusLatios
07/04/19 4:57:23 AM
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Ok, so a lot of the things that out parents told us was basically nonsense

1. Don't talk to strangers
How do you make friends?

2. Don't Climb on furniture
Isn't a ladder furniture?

3. Keep your hands to yourself
What if your getting kidnapped?

4. Don't play with fire
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Kyuubi4269
07/04/19 5:31:27 AM
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LuciusLatios posted...
1. Don't talk to strangers
How do you make friends?

Talk to people you work/learn with, they're not strangers if you know something about them.

LuciusLatios posted...
2. Don't Climb on furniture
Isn't a ladder furniture?

No, it's a tool.

LuciusLatios posted...
3. Keep your hands to yourself
What if your getting kidnapped?

You're*

Don't hypnox your captor.

LuciusLatios posted...
4. Don't play with fire

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That looks like sound advice to me.
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Sarcasthma
07/04/19 5:47:47 AM
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Yeesh

This topic

Yeesh
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Krazy_Kirby
07/04/19 8:08:14 AM
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when your parent asks you to go get your sibling...

just shout
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LinkPizza
07/04/19 8:26:34 AM
#5:


I was a good kid who did what my parents told me to do. One time, my cousin was watching me and told me to do something (or said I didn't have to do something like tucking in my shirt). And I said, "I have to ask my mom first."

Krazy_Kirby posted...
when your parent asks you to go get your sibling...

just shout

Though, we I got younger siblings, I did this often...
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CTLM
07/04/19 9:15:59 AM
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Make sure to wrap it up it she'll get pregnant

But my pull out game is so strong
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RedPixel
07/04/19 9:54:41 AM
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"Mom, can _____ come over...?"
"Ask your dad."

[...]

"Dad, can _____ come over...?"
"If it's okay with your mom."

[...]

"Yeah, my parents said it was okay."
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