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Darmik 07/01/19 11:31:33 PM #1: |
https://www.smh.com.au/national/queensland/david-was-dared-to-eat-a-gecko-at-a-party-he-died-10-days-later-20190620-p51zhc.html
On Saturday, December 1, David went to a Christmas party. The next day he didn't feel well but thought it was just a hangover. Jesus. What a horrible way to go. --- Kind Regards, Darmik ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 07/01/19 11:33:43 PM #2: |
Everybody think long and hard before the next time you have the urge to eat a gecko.
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darkprince45 07/01/19 11:33:44 PM #3: |
Jesus, died so violently and quick. Wtf
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LordFarquad1312 07/01/19 11:35:17 PM #4: |
Darwinism at it's finest, possibly.
Maybe he just got real unlucky with the chicken poor guy. --- The force is my ally "If you are tired of fear from links... Let Kirby's Nightmare protect you." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darmik 07/01/19 11:37:09 PM #5: |
It seems like if the gecko didn't have the salmonella bacteria in his stomach he would have been fine. Assuming that's where he even got it from.
Damn back in the days so many humans would have died from this sorta shit and would have had no idea why. If you were in the wild and starving eating a lizard doesn't seem like it would be that bad of an idea. --- Kind Regards, Darmik ... Copied to Clipboard!
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No_U_L7 07/01/19 11:37:28 PM #6: |
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tremain07 07/01/19 11:38:20 PM #7: |
oh dear god
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HiddenRoar 07/01/19 11:40:03 PM #8: |
Darmik posted...
"Mum was asking them [doctors] because he had a blockage, 'cant you just operate?' They said no." Universal Healthcare, folks. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hockeybub89 07/01/19 11:41:23 PM #9: |
Holy fuck this is dark
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YokoGeri 07/01/19 11:44:07 PM #10: |
Darmik posted...
His testicles were swollen up to grapefruits and there was fluid leaking from them and they [doctors] said that was normal This doesn't add up. So were the nuts leaking, or was it the penis? And why would abdominal fluid get to the nuts? They're not connected. One last thought: Why are we so weak? Our ancestors from the cavemen times would have feasted upon gecko easy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hockeybub89 07/01/19 11:45:40 PM #11: |
YokoGeri posted...
One last thought: Why are we so weak? Our ancestors from the cavemen times would have feasted upon gecko easy What was the life expectancy of cavemen? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YokoGeri 07/01/19 11:46:29 PM #12: |
hockeybub89 posted...
YokoGeri posted...One last thought: Why are we so weak? Our ancestors from the cavemen times would have feasted upon gecko easy probably longer than David's? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ButteryMales 07/01/19 11:49:11 PM #13: |
HiddenRoar posted...
Darmik posted..."Mum was asking them [doctors] because he had a blockage, 'cant you just operate?' They said no." I don't see how massive debt and dying is better. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darmik 07/01/19 11:50:27 PM #14: |
HiddenRoar posted...
Darmik posted..."Mum was asking them [doctors] because he had a blockage, 'cant you just operate?' They said no." When he was moved to the intensive care ward they finally took it seriously. It has nothing to do with public or private care. --- Kind Regards, Darmik ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dave_is_slick 07/02/19 12:22:48 AM #15: |
I'M DEAD?????l
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ultimate reaver 07/02/19 12:23:28 AM #16: |
RIP that dudes fake boyfriend
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MabusIncarnate 07/02/19 12:23:53 AM #17: |
dave_is_slick posted...
I'M DEAD?????l RIP you were a mediocre poster, but seemed to have a bold spirit about you. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LordFarquad1312 07/02/19 12:25:36 AM #18: |
YokoGeri posted...
One last thought: Why are we so weak? Our ancestors from the cavemen times would have feasted upon gecko easy Because modern medicine spits in the face of Darwinism. I say this as someone who, without modern medicine, would have died 3 years ago. --- The force is my ally "If you are tired of fear from links... Let Kirby's Nightmare protect you." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darmik 07/02/19 12:27:38 AM #19: |
If that gecko had the same salmonella wouldn't our ancestors have also died horribly? If anything aren't we more likely to survive it?
Whatever hit this guy seemed to hit him bad. --- Kind Regards, Darmik ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LordFarquad1312 07/02/19 12:28:42 AM #20: |
Darmik posted...
If that gecko had the same salmonella wouldn't our ancestors have also died horribly? If anything aren't we more likely to survive it? Or we, as a species, learned not to eat the shit that would kill us. If I see David eating a gecko and his balls swelling up like grapefruits, I sure as heck ain't eating a gecko. --- The force is my ally "If you are tired of fear from links... Let Kirby's Nightmare protect you." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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fuzzylittlbunny 07/02/19 12:30:59 AM #21: |
A guy here in Hawaii got rat lungworm because he ate a slug on a dare <_<
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viewmaster_pi 07/02/19 12:31:53 AM #22: |
hockeybub89 posted...
What was the life expectancy of cavemen? 45 was considered pretty old for them ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darmik 07/02/19 12:36:04 AM #23: |
LordFarquad1312 posted...
Darmik posted...If that gecko had the same salmonella wouldn't our ancestors have also died horribly? If anything aren't we more likely to survive it? Well that probably happened to people who ate raw chicken but luckily someone figured out you can cook them! I think it's the same case for geckos. Also it is possible this guy did get it from chicken. --- Kind Regards, Darmik ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LordFarquad1312 07/02/19 12:36:57 AM #24: |
Darmik posted...
LordFarquad1312 posted...Darmik posted...If that gecko had the same salmonella wouldn't our ancestors have also died horribly? If anything aren't we more likely to survive it? Yeah. There's even a theory that our brains evolved thanks to eating cooked meat. --- The force is my ally "If you are tired of fear from links... Let Kirby's Nightmare protect you." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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slimjimfizzle 07/02/19 12:37:05 AM #25: |
YokoGeri posted...
Darmik posted...His testicles were swollen up to grapefruits and there was fluid leaking from them and they [doctors] said that was normal At that point find a doctor that realizes that shit ain't normal --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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slimjimfizzle 07/02/19 12:38:02 AM #26: |
fuzzylittlbunny posted...
A guy here in Hawaii got rat lungworm because he ate a slug on a dare <_< Was his testicles ok --- I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SH_expert44 07/02/19 12:38:23 AM #27: |
This is like when that one idiot ate a slug on a dare and it turned him into a tomato and killed him.
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Number090684 07/02/19 12:45:10 AM #28: |
I know his immediate family is upset about his death and I can empathise with them on that but what "justice" is there to acquire for his death. He took a dumb risk and it killed him. Even if someone put him up to it it's not really their fault unless they absolutely knew it would do damage to him or kill him. It's not like someone else made him swallow it. #4 nailed it. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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CableZL 07/02/19 12:45:40 AM #29: |
But why would you eat a gecko
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fuzzylittlbunny 07/02/19 12:45:54 AM #30: |
slimjimfizzle posted...
fuzzylittlbunny posted...A guy here in Hawaii got rat lungworm because he ate a slug on a dare <_< I believe so --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya high five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Number090684 07/02/19 12:46:12 AM #31: |
slimjimfizzle posted...
fuzzylittlbunny posted...A guy here in Hawaii got rat lungworm because he ate a slug on a dare <_< He got paralyzed a few months later and died from it too if I remember right. --- US N Switch "Number" FC SW-3804-3177-9797 US PS3 / PS4 / PS Vita PSN: Number090684 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darmik 07/02/19 12:53:26 AM #32: |
Number090684 posted...
I know his immediate family is upset about his death and I can empathise with them on that but what "justice" is there to acquire for his death. He took a dumb risk and it killed him. Even if someone put him up to it it's not really their fault unless they absolutely knew it would do damage to him or kill him. It's not like someone else made him swallow it. #4 nailed it. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. The hosptial probably could have acted a lot sooner. They also don't know if consuming a gecko killed him since they haven't got the results of the autopsy. CableZL posted... But why would you eat a gecko Your buddy said you were too --- Kind Regards, Darmik ... Copied to Clipboard!
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omega cookie 07/02/19 12:56:19 AM #33: |
No_U_L7 posted...
i thought this topic was by FF_Redux lol Exactly. My first thought was "Isn't that dude like, 60 or something? How did he get that old and still be that stupid?". --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YokoGeri 07/02/19 9:26:02 AM #34: |
slimjimfizzle posted...
YokoGeri posted...Darmik posted...His testicles were swollen up to grapefruits and there was fluid leaking from them and they [doctors] said that was normal Yes, seriously ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Romulox28 07/02/19 9:33:36 AM #35: |
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Knowledge_King 07/02/19 9:42:35 AM #36: |
Sounds like terrible doctors and a dumb dare.
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Awesome 07/02/19 9:42:37 AM #37: |
poor guy. unfortunately people have to understand that humans cook food for a reason, preferably over a fire.
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specialkid8 07/02/19 9:45:32 AM #38: |
Damn, he was this close to getting gecko based super powers.
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Squall28 07/02/19 9:47:27 AM #39: |
No one else thought it was ridiculous how long they waited before going to the hospital. Black urine and everything swelling up? Yeah let's just wait.
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Solar_Crimson 07/02/19 9:50:18 AM #40: |
YokoGeri posted...
One last thought: Why are we so weak? Our ancestors from the cavemen times would have feasted upon gecko easy Modern medicine makes it so we don't have the same tolerances for the sort of stuff that our distant ancestors regularly ate. --- Be wary of boarding the hype train, lest you end up on the ruse cruise... - nanobuilder (r/nintendo) http://backloggery.com/SolarCrimson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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myzz7 07/02/19 9:51:51 AM #41: |
ButteryMales posted...
HiddenRoar posted...Darmik posted..."Mum was asking them [doctors] because he had a blockage, 'cant you just operate?' They said no." because treating life jeopardizing healthcare as the DMV is the right way to go amirite. --- ''If I knew how to dox people, and you lived close to me, I would beat you with a bat.'' Bad_Mojo 8/24/2018 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YokoGeri 07/02/19 10:49:02 AM #42: |
Solar_Crimson posted...
YokoGeri posted...One last thought: Why are we so weak? Our ancestors from the cavemen times would have feasted upon gecko easy got it ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ThyCorndog 07/02/19 10:51:53 AM #43: |
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Were_Wyrm 07/02/19 10:52:16 AM #44: |
CableZL posted...
But why would you eat a gecko It's part of signing up for Geico now. --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://imgur.com/FKDXbHs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CharlesBronson 07/02/19 10:53:57 AM #45: |
ThyCorndog posted...
why would anyone be that stupid he was being social that's why he ate it ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Old NoiseTank 07/03/19 9:04:58 AM #46: |
crazy.
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myzz7 07/03/19 9:20:58 AM #48: |
Darmik posted...
His testicles were swollen up to grapefruits and there was fluid leaking from them yikes Darmik posted... "basically rotted from the inside out". brutal --- ''If I knew how to dox people, and you lived close to me, I would beat you with a bat.'' Bad_Mojo 8/24/2018 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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0xDEFECADE 07/03/19 9:21:19 AM #49: |
poor FF_Redux
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Veggeta X 07/03/19 9:25:56 AM #50: |
Peer pressure is the dumbest thing ever. Don't no one ever fall for it again.
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pikachupwnage 07/03/19 9:33:19 AM #51: |
Squall28 posted...
No one else thought it was ridiculous how long they waited before going to the hospital. Black urine and everything swelling up? Yeah let's just wait. Yeah if my Urine is black or red I am dropping whatever I am doing...even if it was my own wedding to get medical attention. Unless I have no other symptoms and I recently had beets. --- My Mario Maker 2 Maker ID is J2K-RFD-K4G Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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