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KamenRiderBlade
06/29/19 9:05:19 AM
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https://www.autoblog.com/2019/06/28/e-scooters-bikes-thrown-in-portland-river/

If the batteries from those electric scooters leaked, it could have really polluted the Portland river.

I wonder which arse-hole's are the ones chucking these e-Scooters into the Portland river?
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NeonOctopus
06/29/19 9:06:05 AM
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MacDaMurderer
06/29/19 9:08:30 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Thanks millennials

You think its millennials throwing them in there?
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Chicken
06/29/19 9:14:24 AM
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Im just imagining a daredevil stunt competition for obese old grannies gone horribly wrong.
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Squall28
06/29/19 9:18:03 AM
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MacDaMurderer posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Thanks millennials

You think its millennials throwing them in there?

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Southernfatman
06/29/19 9:19:07 AM
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Maybe some business guy bought a bunch to sell, ended up not selling many, went out of business, and then dumped the rest in the river.
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HiddenRoar
06/29/19 8:46:29 PM
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Fair, next.

Other great place to chuck them are off bridges.

**** these illegal operations of motorized vehicles. Lets see which one of us either gives up or goes out of business first.
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glitteringfairy
06/29/19 8:50:44 PM
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Squall28 posted...
MacDaMurderer posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Thanks millennials

You think its millennials throwing them in there?

Boomers
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dmorrissey
06/29/19 8:50:47 PM
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Fish need scooters too
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Solar_Crimson
06/29/19 8:50:55 PM
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HiddenRoar posted...
**** these illegal operations of motorized vehicles.

How are they illegal?
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Steelix500
06/29/19 8:51:20 PM
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There's scooters littered all over the place in Nashville
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dmorrissey
06/29/19 8:51:36 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
Squall28 posted...
MacDaMurderer posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Thanks millennials

You think its millennials throwing them in there?

Boomers

I say Gen Z. Drunk and high college kids.
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HiddenRoar
06/29/19 8:56:43 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
HiddenRoar posted...
**** these illegal operations of motorized vehicles.

How are they illegal?


Because they're operating without a permit from the city, with several mayors even stating that their operations are illegal.

Lmao, do you think they all went through proper permitting? How ******* naive.
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Machete
06/29/19 8:57:55 PM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
I wonder which arse-hole's are the ones chucking these e-Scooters into the Portland river?


Wasn't it Mr. Mackey?
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TheVipaGTS
06/29/19 8:59:08 PM
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don't you need to check them out with a card or account? Shouldn't it be pretty easy to figure out who it was?
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MabusIncarnate
06/29/19 9:00:29 PM
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Steelix500 posted...
There's scooters littered all over the place in Nashville

Yeah I was gonna say, last time I was in Nashville these things were everywhere.
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TheGoldenEel
06/29/19 9:00:53 PM
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Steelix500 posted...
There's scooters littered all over the place in Nashville

Yeah I was just in Nashville for a couple days and its insane how many of those things there are

That one South Park episode about them made a lot more sense
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DaveTheUseless
06/29/19 9:47:44 PM
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This thread led me down a chain of researching e-scooters, wanting one, realizing that the low-power ones recently became legal in my state (NJ), and considering when/where I'll be buying one.
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littlebro07
06/30/19 10:17:07 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Thanks millennials


I'm an Uber driver and picked up some old southern guy during the college world series and he was ranting about how the scooters (we just got them in Omaha right before the CWS started) are a liberal conspiracy to...get people outside more.

I bet it was him
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littlebro07
06/30/19 10:20:44 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
don't you need to check them out with a card or account? Shouldn't it be pretty easy to figure out who it was?


In my town they're just left wherever you want, so someone could easily just pick one up and chuck it into a river without checking it out first
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dmorrissey
06/30/19 10:29:03 PM
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HiddenRoar posted...
Solar_Crimson posted...
HiddenRoar posted...
**** these illegal operations of motorized vehicles.

How are they illegal?


Because they're operating without a permit from the city, with several mayors even stating that their operations are illegal.

Lmao, do you think they all went through proper permitting? How ******* naive.

Well if that's the case we need to give e-scooters free healthcare.
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Lordgold666
06/30/19 10:37:17 PM
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Lol @ riding a scooter
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SH_expert44
06/30/19 10:37:57 PM
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dmorrissey posted...

Well if that's the case we need to give e-scooters free healthcare.

and the right to vote.

but not jury duty.
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Jiek_Fafn
06/30/19 10:40:26 PM
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Somewhere in Portland lurks an e scooter serial killer. That's spooky af.
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