Current Events > Holy shit I just had the most intense shit of my life
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littlebro07 06/28/19 6:01:31 PM #1: |
Made very poor diet choices today:
Two sausage egg and cheese breakfast burritos One chili cheese hot dog One regular hot dog with just ketchup and mustard A bag of Fritos Four chocolate chip cookies A bottle of Mtn Dew Baja Blast Got home and was relaxing when all of a sudden an intense pain hit my lower stomach. Like a huge gas bubble appeared out of nowhere. Ran to the bathroom and fired a fucking shotgun blast shit into the toilet. As in several turds flew out simultaneously with so much force that the god damn water splashed up all over my ass. More keeps coming, it's like someone put an entire package of laxatives in that fucking chili I'm never eating homecooked food at the office food day again --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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treewojima 06/28/19 6:15:12 PM #2: |
i know the pain
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IHeartRadiation 06/28/19 6:15:58 PM #3: |
littlebro07 posted...
As in several turds flew out simultaneously with so much force that the god damn water splashed up all over my ass. Oh, you had your own personal bidet Nice --- I don't get it either. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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sylverlolol 06/28/19 6:17:03 PM #4: |
I've definitely had the shotgun blast shits before....leaves little flecks of crap all over the toilet bowl lol. Always funny to walk out after one of those and then have my wife say something like "I bet you feel better now...heard that all the way out here"
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Joenage 06/28/19 6:18:31 PM #5: |
Holy shit
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nevershine 06/28/19 6:20:10 PM #6: |
TCs butt was all like
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littlebro07 06/28/19 6:26:29 PM #7: |
IHeartRadiation posted...
littlebro07 posted...As in several turds flew out simultaneously with so much force that the god damn water splashed up all over my ass. D: --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Awesome 06/28/19 6:40:27 PM #9: |
that pain is a sign that your body isnt handling the food you are eating. your diet sucks and nows the time to fix it.
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eggcorn 06/28/19 6:43:17 PM #10: |
why did I read that lol
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YookaLaylee 06/28/19 6:51:48 PM #11: |
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littlebro07 06/28/19 7:53:32 PM #12: |
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SSJ2GrimReaper 06/28/19 7:55:12 PM #13: |
You did it to yourself with that line-up of food lol
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littlebro07 06/28/19 8:30:48 PM #15: |
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
You did it to yourself with that line-up of food lol I really did I normally just have a bowl of Cheerios for breakfast but was running late this morning so had to grab the frozen burritos from the company kitchen. And the first hot dog was so good I just had to try another one. Why am I like this --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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