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clearaflagrantj
06/16/19 2:50:22 AM
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As a taken man I can't imagine the struggle yall single guys go trough

Trying to impress one of these skanks

Taking her home and shit

So much easier to just be in a relationship
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AlabamaLove
06/16/19 2:52:47 AM
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You're lucky. All bars have to close at 2am, around here.
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mattnd2007
06/16/19 3:18:15 AM
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Godnorgosh posted...
Are bars supposed to be easier or something? Actually getting a stable relationship from a dating app is like a no-damage run of Dark Souls for me.

They are good for getting Chlamydia
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mattnd2007
06/16/19 3:20:51 AM
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And around here at least you'll be competing with some dudebro moron over the chance to take a lady home. Some of them will be drunk and obnoxious and wanting to fight. There is one bar in town famous for that. There is a fight there pretty much every weekend night.
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TheBlueMonk_
06/16/19 3:26:04 AM
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earlier this evening i was watching some videos on kingdom hearts, when my girlfriend walked up to me. 2 minutes later we were having sex.
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mattnd2007
06/16/19 3:27:04 AM
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TheBlueMonk_ posted...
earlier this evening i was watching some videos on kingdom hearts, when my girlfriend walked up to me. 2 minutes later we were having sex.

That sounds pretty nice
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Balrog0
06/16/19 3:27:26 AM
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Yeah idk dude. On the one hand, its cool i can just drink beer while my gf sleeps. Otoh variety is the spice of life and i think itd be nice to stress over something trivial like if I'm gonna get laid instead of like whether im gonna get a satisfactory raise. I guess that's just nostalgia for simpler times though
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Bad_Mojo
06/16/19 3:45:12 AM
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How can you be out of bars
when you're out at the bars
never barred at the door
never far from a whore
sit and adore
all the ladies on the floor
who look good from afar
until you get them to the car
and it starts to get bizarre
when talking about scars
she got back when she would spar
with her drunk dad - a true chad
got the women in the club thinking he's all bad
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NeoBowser
06/16/19 3:55:46 AM
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clearaflagrantj posted...
As a taken man I can't imagine the struggle yall single guys go trough

Trying to impress one of these skanks

Taking her home and shit

So much easier to just be in a relationship


i read this in rap cuz the title said bars
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I'm feeling myself, I'm feeling myself, I'm feeling my feeling my'
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clearaflagrantj
06/16/19 3:58:20 AM
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NeoBowser posted...
clearaflagrantj posted...
As a taken man I can't imagine the struggle yall single guys go trough

Trying to impress one of these skanks

Taking her home and shit

So much easier to just be in a relationship


i read this in rap cuz the title said bars

Check out these bars:

Poop de scoop

Scoopity poop

Scoop

Poop
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NeoBowser
06/16/19 6:24:03 AM
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clearaflagrantj posted...
NeoBowser posted...
clearaflagrantj posted...
As a taken man I can't imagine the struggle yall single guys go trough

Trying to impress one of these skanks

Taking her home and shit

So much easier to just be in a relationship


i read this in rap cuz the title said bars

Check out these bars:

Poop de scoop

Scoopity poop

Scoop

Poop


nurse rhymes by author cleara flagrantj
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I'm feeling myself, I'm feeling myself, I'm feeling my feeling my'
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Parappa09
06/16/19 6:25:39 AM
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if you're good looking then you won't have those struggles
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Shablagoo
06/16/19 6:27:14 AM
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NeoBowser posted...
clearaflagrantj posted...
NeoBowser posted...
clearaflagrantj posted...
As a taken man I can't imagine the struggle yall single guys go trough

Trying to impress one of these skanks

Taking her home and shit

So much easier to just be in a relationship


i read this in rap cuz the title said bars

Check out these bars:

Poop de scoop

Scoopity poop

Scoop

Poop


nurse rhymes by author cleara flagrantj

nah tc bit that, smh
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