Poll of the Day > A Scientologist, a Nazi and a Satanist all walk into a room...

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DirtBasedSoap
06/13/19 5:06:10 PM
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then they created NASA!
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Lokarin
06/13/19 5:15:02 PM
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A atheist, a feminist, and a vegan walk into a bar...

How do you know? They all told you.
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Valiant_Kaiser
06/13/19 5:52:08 PM
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Lokarin posted...
A atheist, a feminist, and a vegan walk into a bar...

How do you know? They all told you.

And the bar was in NYC.
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Zareth
06/14/19 2:50:24 AM
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Hey man, we only killed the useless Nazis...
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MICHALECOLE
06/14/19 2:53:57 AM
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A duck walks into a bar and asks, got any grapes? Bartender says no.

Next day the ducks walks into the same bar and says, got any grapes? Bartender is like dude no

Next day duck walks into the bar and says got any grapes? Bartender says dude ask me that shit again and Ill nail your bill to the bar. Duck says, got a hammer? Bartender says no. Duck says..

Got any grapes?
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Zareth
06/14/19 2:55:05 AM
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Duck walks into a pharmacy and says "I'll take some chap stick, and put it on my bill."
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Zeus
06/14/19 2:56:58 AM
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Zareth posted...
Duck walks into a pharmacy and says "I'll take some chap stick, and put it on my bill."


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MICHALECOLE
06/14/19 2:58:11 AM
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Why do dogs use head and shoulders?

For their dandruff

I made that joke up while giving my dog a bath. He didnt think it was funny.
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Zareth
06/14/19 3:00:50 AM
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Ya know what they say about having sex while camping.
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MICHALECOLE
06/14/19 3:02:46 AM
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Zareth posted...
Ya know what they say about having sex while camping.

What?
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FrndNhbrHdCEman
06/14/19 3:04:24 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Zareth posted...
Ya know what they say about having sex while camping.

What?

Watch for ticks.
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aDirtyShisno
06/14/19 3:23:31 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
A duck walks into a bar and asks, got any grapes? Bartender says no.

Next day the ducks walks into the same bar and says, got any grapes? Bartender is like dude no

Next day duck walks into the bar and says got any grapes? Bartender says dude ask me that shit again and Ill nail your bill to the bar. Duck says, got a hammer? Bartender says no. Duck says..

Got any grapes?

For some reason I imagine Steve Urkle saying that...
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Miroku_of_Nite1
06/14/19 3:33:28 AM
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Valiant_Kaiser posted...
Lokarin posted...
A atheist, a feminist, and a vegan walk into a bar...

How do you know? They all told you.

And the bar was in NYC.


And everybody clapped.
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Fierce_Deity_08
06/16/19 6:01:03 PM
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I thought the punch line was that the Scientologist was the only one to get killed by the guy behind the door.
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Nichtcrawler X
06/16/19 6:05:32 PM
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Fierce_Deity_08 posted...
I thought the punch line was that the Scientologist was the only one to get killed by the guy behind the door.


For being part of the only group that holds power and danger in modern society?
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